Aus/pol/ General: Please Love Me Mr Big Strong Shorten Edition

>Minor parties
PUP palmerunited.com
KAP kattersaustralianparty.com.au/
FF familyfirst.org.au
CDP christiandemocraticparty.com.au/
Xenophon: nxt.org.au

>Based parties
Ploise exploin onenation.com.au
ALA australianlibertyalliance.org.au
S&F shootersandfishers.org.au

>Debatable parties
LDP ldp.org.au
Rise Up riseupaustraliaparty.com


>News
abc.net.au/news/abcnews24/
General news, political updates, and live stream


>Party platforms and policies (under construction)
ALA: australianlibertyalliance.org.au/values-and-policies/values-and-core-policies
Labor: 100positivepolicies.org.au/
Liberal: liberal.org.au/our-plan


>Find out where you stand with the parties
ldp.org.au/quiz/index.html
votecompass.abc.net.au
australia.isidewith.com


>Senate ballot planning (based off 2013/2014 data)
belowtheline.org.au/state/wa.html
Just replace wa with your State abbreviation
senate.io


>Other links
List of registered parties
aec.gov.au/parties_and_representatives/party_registration/Registered_parties/

House of Reps calculator
abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/guide/calculator/

Candidates in your electorate
abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/guide/electorates-by-state/

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=hQxC7iCP6Ac
youtube.com/watch?v=Nt0NcaxmGHo
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electoral_results_for_the_district_of_Adelaide
twitter.com/DavidLeyonhjelm/status/729945742798786561
youtube.com/watch?v=LZ7W0G25hng
youtube.com/watch?v=XA241Lg70fg
youtu.be/oZYjrb4M08s
youtu.be/g3_-iu8pwh0
afr.com/news/politics/national/bill-shortens-labor-party-has-turned-to-policy-marshmallow-20150325-1m7blt
afr.com/opinion/columnists/latham-bill-shorten-is-a-nonevent-20150617-ghq59b
dailytelegraph.com.au/news/opinion/the-election-is-shaping-as-a-battle-between-the-two-most-politically-correct-leaders-in-australias-history/news-story/6716868c9e6097c26a4ea39ba26f9213
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

First for Based Pauline.

Good Op.

Who lives in a swing seat where we can target meme magic?

>tfw Mark Latham will never lead Labor again

youtube.com/watch?v=hQxC7iCP6Ac

>mfw im older than my local MP

strange feeling

Gonna join up the Based and Debatable sections into "Other" parties in order to eliminate bias. Thoughts?

So is he a poofter or what? Little Wyatt has always given off a gay vibe in my opinion.

m8 get rid of Palmer Party. they are finished.

PLEASE EXPLAIN

Done

i dont know about Wyatt being a poof, but it looks like all of brissies candidates are straight up gays.

youtube.com/watch?v=Nt0NcaxmGHo
put the petrol to the car my aussie friends

I'm so happy that a non-Australian knows of this.

Yeah OP so what we meant by "dont make the first post partisan" is don't declare some parties 'based'. Because instead of fostering the kind of intelligent debate that only Australians are capable of on Sup Forums tomorrow's thread will be made by someone who isn't you and you can expect "Based parties" replaced with "Low information parties"

Thanks for not understanding what partisan meant.

...

Dreamin mate

He's close parliamentary 'friends' with Christopher Pyne and was also involved with the whole James Ashby affair.

I bet they were all closeted together for hours.

You're most welcome mate, it has already been changed

Me?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electoral_results_for_the_district_of_Adelaide

Most based Alp leader ever, shame he was synced up with Howard.

He was the last grassroots ALP leader.

Nah m8 Adelaide isn't really in play.

twitter.com/DavidLeyonhjelm/status/729945742798786561
based

>Debatable parties
>LDP
kys

Latham was absolutely based, this is what Labor used to be about, they used to be the party for the working and middle class white Aussie, now Labor only cares about faggots, trannies and assorted brown people.

Did you hear that he's endorsed Trump? Fucking top bloke

youtube.com/watch?v=LZ7W0G25hng

Absolutely fucking based.

>preference deal with the greens

Didnt he call them "Communist turds"?

Hooray! We're still irrelevant!

Watch the video

fyi

youtube.com/watch?v=XA241Lg70fg

You should probably the watch the video.

What a legend, wish he would come back, shirtfront shorten and BTFO Malcolm.

He could appoint tones head of border control.

Which party/parties will be offering more freedom and liberty to the Australian people?

and i fucked up

he's a cheeky fucker, isnt he?

Holy shit, AMAZING.

Adelaide is sort of marginal, but there's no way it will fall, even with consecutive swings against the alp it didn't fall. This election is likely to see a national swing to Labor, and SA is a state where Labor is very strong at the moment. No chance of it being in play.

Xenophon could pick up;
Boothby
Sturt
Mayo (where the Greens also had their sites on before NXT was created)

Labor may pick up Hindmarsh.

What does Latham think of Shorten and the current state of the Labor party?

Wasn't he one of the ones pushing the idea of preferencing the Liberals last for passing the voting changes?

youtu.be/oZYjrb4M08s

>tfw live in the Labor stronghold of Canberra (Fraser) so my lower house vote doesn't really matter

Pic related is my local member. He's a smart guy and an economics professor. But he's not a union shill, so he won't get very far in the ALP Boys Club.

Liberal democrats

youtu.be/g3_-iu8pwh0

i think Leyonhejlm just hates everyone

Shit OP, We need MAGA in titles from now on.

He's written a couple of books trashing the Labor party.

I don't think he's fond of Shorten either.

>afr.com/news/politics/national/bill-shortens-labor-party-has-turned-to-policy-marshmallow-20150325-1m7blt
>afr.com/opinion/columnists/latham-bill-shorten-is-a-nonevent-20150617-ghq59b

I just want SA to have the nuclear dump approved.

it's because Shorten is a unionist thug, Queenslander bro

I'm a center lefty, which party should I vote for? I feel the greens are a bit too extreme for my taste.

Depends, what issues are you keen on fixin?

Fuck he's a sick cunt. Andrew O'Keefe is a pussy dog.

LEGEND
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I have no idea how they managed to do this in Hyde Park without getting bricked.

because the abo's thought they were one of them

It was made like 10 years ago. Simpler times.

What's the deal with that guy? What happened on QandA last night? I keep seeing it on my normiebook wall but I don't want to click it

>dailytelegraph.com.au/news/opinion/the-election-is-shaping-as-a-battle-between-the-two-most-politically-correct-leaders-in-australias-history/news-story/6716868c9e6097c26a4ea39ba26f9213

>calls out Safe Schools
>calls out Islamic terrorism
>calls out immigration
>calls out 18C and the "Human Rights Commission"
>calls out identity politics, quotas and the nanny state
>calls out wage gap myth

We really fucked up by not electing him.

Yep, that's true.

I find it funny how Shorten said that Latham displayed "all the attributes of a dog except loyalty" when he criticised the Labor party.

Bit ironic, isn't it?

#IStandWithDuncan

Shit was even crazier back then.

Some retarded cunt who is probably already in the lowest tax bracket complaining about having to pay GST and generally being economically illiterate.

>no Justice Party

the smear campaign is real

AHAHAHAHA

God I fucking love him

Yeah but at least you could laugh at abos.

bit racist desu

>Van Badham
I cannot believe a person with this name exists.

>disabled guy who didn't finish high school has two kids and works a minimum wage job wants to know why all australian tax reform seems to be regressive
>head of aussie industry group tells him to fuck off

Well, you still can if you're not friends with pansy cunts.

oh man, that guy was just there to complain about gibs.

it was like this
>uh higuysssss, im disabled and uneducated, why do i have to pay taxes n shiet?
>if i didnt pay taxes, i could have an extra $7000 and take my kids to the movies

and about 10 minutes later, the token Corporate bloke on the panel says

>wait, mate, if you're paying $7000 in taxes, you have a 45k a year job.
>what are you doing with that money mate?
>if you were truely not eraning money for your kids and have a low paying job, you'd be paying barley anything

derro says

>uhhh, i pay GST when i buy ciggies and shiet, mate

I would give Susan Lamb my sausage if you know what I mean

Fuck off m8. It is a fact that the liberals gave tax cuts to people earning over $80,000 and to no-one else.

You're a fucking retard. It was a bracket fix. Not everyone over 80k is getting a tax cut.

That doesn't change the fact that if you're on minimum wage you are paying barely anything in tax. Plus if you're disabled you're getting benefits on top of that. The guy was full of shit no matter what side you're on.

>a bracket fix
Yeah but just that one bracket got "fixed".

i wouldnt, she's a mean bitch irl.

i didnt even say anything about defending lib tax breaks mate.

i just liked seeing that derro cunt complaining about GST getting blown the fuck out.

How can she be mean when she's Labor? Labor's are spineless pushovers.

>not saving it as aboreeeegine

baka desu cuz

The derro cunt was right on the basics m8. you have to nitpick him to make it look like he was "blown out".

Sad thing is that even though he got blown out he's now a hero for the left.

Everyone loves an underdog, especially when they complain about not getting a fair go.

thats the greens you're thinking of.

Yeah, because of bracket creep.

>that one bracket

Yes, the 80k-87k bracket. It's not "80k+"

>dem legs tho

Labor are pussies. I would blow her backdoors off, film it and send it to Bill Shorten.

/illawarra/ here voting FF and lib dems

>bracket creep

>while wages have been stagnant for years and inflation is slowing to a crawl

>Yes, the 80k-87k bracket. It's not "80k+"

>80K
you mean average income? How dare they!

Why are you quoting this? Are you retarded, mate?

>average
Top 25% m8. Not average at all.

Average per person or per household?

He was blown out though. You can tell he's just some dickhead who spends all his pay on cigarettes, smokes them all in the first 3 days then scabs off everyone else at the factory for the next 4 and complains about being hungry because he's spent all his money.

Fuck I hate poor stupid people.

Unlikely senpai, the lib candidate is a nice guy but the libs in sa are a disorganized mess. Kate Ellis is also a dud but should hold
Labor should gain hindmarsh, Xenophon an outside chance in mayo and sturt

>he's now a hero for the left.

shouldnt have filmed in melbourne Tbh...

>a photo of 2 women walking around Centenary lakes.

wonder how much security is around them

if you're that blue balled, have a russkie fighter who kicked the shit out of a Ukranian chick yesterday at Battle of the Nations

Most households only have one breadwinner

>Are you retarded, mate?
No, you are the one who is retarded.

the point is everyone who earns more than $80,000 gets a tax cut and no-one who earns less than that does.

>Most households only have one breadwinner
Are you posting from 1956 m8?

>the point is everyone who earns more than $80,000

HOW
ARE
YOU
SO
FUCKING
DUMN

dumb* :^)

>most houses only have one breadwinner

I'd like to call bullshit on you, friend.

You are the one who does not understand how income tax works m8.

>By increasing the upper limit for the middle income tax bracket from $80,000-$87,000, the Treasurer has given those towards the top of the earnings pile an extra boost, with roughly the top 25 per cent of working Australians set to benefit.

Explain to me how that is "everyone over $80,000" you stupid cunt.

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