Seinfeld Movie on Netflix next year? Wtf why is no one talking about this?

Seinfeld Movie on Netflix next year? Wtf why is no one talking about this?

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Seinfeld isn't even on Netflix
Try harder next time

>AH, JERRY WE'VE GOT NIGGERS ON OUR FLOOR!

I hope this is how Kramer is introduced.

jerry owns CRACKLE, so itll be on CRACKLE

makes sense because he had so many friends but none were ever black

>jerry gets an iphone 7
>it turns out it is icloud locked
>kramer finds out jerry got ripped off by a nigger
>he wants revenge
>costanza bets he can crack the phone
>elaine also bets he can beat costanza on candy crush

it's not the 90s anymore grandpa no one gives a shit

>Elaine meets the developer of Candy Crush to get tips
>Ends up sleeping with him
>Newman catches the developer walking out of her apartment in the morning
>Elaine begs Newman to keep a secret, but Newman tells the gang anyways
>Kramer ends up going on a rant about how untrustworthy Jews are and walks out of the apartment awkwardly

what happens to the nigger

jerry get ipad

>larry david decides to do this instead of new curb
The butthurt would be out of this world.

why would anyone want to be friends with '90s black people? they were the worst generation

>Jerry goes to check on Kramer, telling him he can't say things like that
>Kramer tells him that Hitler was actually the good guy
>As they're talking, they hear a woman screaming that someone took her purse
>To make up for his anti-semitic rant, Kramer chases down the nigger thief
>Jerry realizes that the nigger is the same one who ripped him off
>Cosmo "14/88" Kramer curbstomps the guy
>Jerry begins to freak out, before noticing he made a mistake, and the thief is not in fact the same nigger who ripped him off
>They both shrug as the iconic bassline plays

source?

They didn't live in public housing or a crack house

most of his friends didnt live where he lived

>Jerry watches Kramer curb stomp a nigger right in front of him
>Jerry shrugs it off followed by "that's a shame"
>bass line starts playing

>Hitler was the good guy, Jerry..THE GOOD GUY!

What about the black lawyer?

your mom's butt

Jackie Childes, kiddo.

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he never took his advice though. he probably thought he was just a dumb nigger

New curb season was announced awhile ago.

The guy who couldn't help him get his groceries up because his hands are his life.

JLD is a fox.