I'm hungry now
I'm hungry now
wtf i hate grilled cheese now
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Cheddar on grilled cheese is SHIT
wtf i love grilled cheese now
>Eat food thats 90% fat and carbohydrates and 10% preservatives.
>Proceed to go to walmart and shit your pants
Why are americans so disgusting?
Is this board full of fatties?
Why do you keep making threads about disgusting shit like grilled cheese and pizzas?
I prefer my grilled cheese with a thick slab of foie gras
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Great film.
>this is considered "cooking" in america
jesus fucking christ
It isn't. He is just being pretentious
Wait. How is that pretentious?
Pretentious would be him cooking like a kobe beef or a lobster or some shit.
Well grilled cheese are so easy to make, what's stopping you? Takes like 5 minutes
needs more onions
>be half Canadian, half British
>visit family in England
>popular lunch item is a toasted cheese sandwich, made in a sandwich press
I don't get it, isn't that the same thing?
It's "pretentious" because he's cooking a grilled cheese sandwich as if it were haute cuisine.
A piece of kobe or a lobster SHOULD be treated with that respect, nothing pretentious about it.
Jesus Christ.
Well I mean, the movie is about food porn.
magyar cygani
Well, if you fry the bread it's generally more tasty, but otherwise it's basically the same thing, using a machine is just easier.
in b4 ja/ck/posting
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I think it's cool personally, but that's where the comedy of the scene is derived from.
Personally I'm just jelly of his kitchen and a bit baffled that he didn't bother learning how to properly use a knife before filming.
I love scenes like this. Not because it looks delicious but because it looks hilarious for some reason.
They did it in Lotr too.
It's not pretentious. Watch the scene again. He's cooking like a boss even though it is just a grilled cheese because it's for his son. The guy is normally miserable, has partial visitation, and he's actually happy in this scene because he's got his son there. He celebrates this short, happy moment the only way he knows, by cooking like a boss.
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>literally a fucking cheese sandwhich
>dude 100 kg of meat lmao
What the fuck? Do Americans actually eat like this? I thought it was just a meme.
Go back to Auschwitz you anorexic faggot.
>inb4 muh amerilard, I'm norwegian
What the fuck is wrong with people?
That is absurd though, and I'm saying this as a fat fuck who eats huge portions.
>if your not a 600 pound bag of lard you're a skeleton
t. fattie
Relax, Foiegras, it's just a grilled cheese sandwich.
>The first part was fine and more than enough
>ah ok he's just toasting the bread, nice
>enter 2nd stage
>enter 3rd stage
For fucks sake america. Learn when to stop.
The grilled cheese? Why?
Are you talking about the barbeque meal? I would assume that's intended for multiple persons.
Daily reminder Brits are just deflecting from the fact that they shart in the mart too
No, the mountain of meat on a paper.
I mean, if you can't fit it on a plate maybe it's a sign that it's enough.
Jesus that's enough calories to last you a week.
I don't understand anyone who only eats slices of meat. All that meat on a fucking animal and you only eat a slice of it? Fuck that. If you eat meat, at least eat a limb.
Nobody can eat this on a regular basis and not be 40% bodyfat.
That looks pretty disgusting tbqh.
>all these triggered europoors
Why does this kind of thing bother you people so much? You do understand that Americans have evolved to eat more, right?
B-but I'm American...
>this hamfisted attempt at bait
what movie?
same
one of these,please
and a cup of coffee
so you like raw meat?
Yes I prefer meat to be juicy and not flyover-tier overcooked.
>Nobody can eat this on a regular basis
no body does you stupid fuck. This is shit you eat once in a blue moon when you go out to eat
CHILDREN BEHAVE
Enjoy your salmonella.
seems like a rather dangerous way to do a simple thing
>same 10 webms every thread
These are just to soothe your autismal need for repetition, right?
>this is what muricans consider good culinary art
what the fuck, at least wear a glove or something
There's a massive difference between under-cooked chicken and under-cooked beef. With beef it's taste, you can eat it raw if you really wanted to. Raw chicken will give you salmonella.
but this is is fuckin raw
>America
>webm is clearly captioned in italian
How did your parents react when they discovered you guys were retarded?
Jesus. It's grilled cheese m8, calm down.
Actual foodkino coming through
Enjoy your 3rd world tier beef and poultry quality
>raw meat
>third world
Chef?
Looks way worse than the Spanglish sandwich.
1. Not American
2. Obvious the first stage is "standard" and what most people order, with second and third being extras, they both get the second but only one gets the third.
3. It's fair food, shit you eat once a year just for shits and giggles.
avalon
it's the closest thing to live-action Ghost in the Shell, and it's directed by the same guy as the (movie) animes
video evidence of the murder weapon
sauce me up senpai
No need to get all hight and mighty for just a tiny sandwich. Geez...
cant shart in mart if youre constipated
Chef Ramsay said his favorite childhood meal was grilled cheese and tomato soup. It is a GOAT meal and not just for Americans.
Is that The Ring?
Has this retard killed himself yet?
beyond fucking retarded
That's how you cook a proper grilled cheese sandwich. Butter the bread and grill it. Thus the name. Nothing complex or unusual about it.
it's not a simple thing though, you've clearly never tried to cut an entire onion into very small bits before
>fry it
>call it grilled
so what are you having tonight Sup Forums?
pic related for me
it's not called a "fried cheese sandwich" is it smartass?
Wtf, learn to cook you sad fuck.
What kind of pleb would get triggered by this?
The only thing he did wrong was that he didn't toast the inside.
>People are actually getting upset over someone cooking a grilled cheese
I hope this is some advanced trolling or some shit because I don't want to think people here are actually this autistic.
Props to that guy.
I don't eat home cooked meals unless my gf or mom makes it. I eat out a lot. I hate cooking and I suck shit at it.
wtf I hate onions now
Favreau is the one that doesn't need to get so serious about it.
It's just bread and cheese, for god's sake.
I don't get why chefs are so highly regarded. They're lying to themselves if they think they're anything more than glorified servants.
>going to my parent's this week-end
>mom said they will make salt crust salmon
I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT
Got a craving for some fish eh?
You should try baked salmon with melted feta and lemon.
>tfw fucking love salmon
>could eat it with just salt or plain
>or raw
Fuck, too bad it's expensive here and i'm fucking poor
Shit sucks bro.
>Mfw I live in norway, fresh salmon all day erry day if I please
What is Katheryn enjoying in this pic?
Salmon fried to perfection.
I can feel my arteries clogging just watching these. The fuck is wrong with yanks.
what is that shit he has on the cheese? onion?
just had a bowl of coco pops for dinner
Good good
>Icuckddd