Poorfag here, what exactly would be a great substitute for a dildo? I own nothing that can be comfortably used (I think) so what is something that can be low-key and wouldn't raise any suspicions? (Not a cucumber.) Got my eye on this for a legit toy down the road:
ebay.com
but again, poor.
Poorfag here, what exactly would be a great substitute for a dildo...
Brandon Robinson
Grayson Ross
cucumber.
Caleb Nguyen
a cucumber
Connor Young
God dammit
Juan Butler
A zucchini
Landon Scott
A butternut squash
Nolan Ward
Freeze a condom full of mayo
Carson Morris
Some shampoo bottles work pretty well
Easton Lewis
Well nigga, get a job.
Logan Allen
something like this. these things are usually made of a non-porus firm material.
Luke Gomez
500ml drinking bottle.
Or, just purchase a damn dildo.
Jack Rogers
I'll keep an eye out, pretty clever desu.
What the hell are those?
Oliver Baker
Fingers. If you don't have any, use your stubs.
Jonathan Barnes
Water Noodle for the shaft.
Kong SafeStix for the core - Pet store (You'll have to cut it obviously faggot)
Stressball for the head - superstores/sporting goods.
Non-toxic balloon works best but a condom will work too.
Aaron Lee
22$ short on the link provided in the OP, 5$ for paypal card.
Colton Evans
Pool torpedoes, you throw them underwater at they fly just like a torpedo due to aerodynamics in the water
Luckily aerodynamic = phallic
Luke Myers
Fingers aren't nine inches long.
What terrible monster have you thought up?
Oliver Jackson
They're pool toys. Gotta be creative when getting lowkey toys.
I have a webm of a twink putting one in his butt that's now too big to share here. Thanks mook.
Nathan Nguyen
Fist
Isaiah Gray
Use someone else's cock. Obviously.
Luis Nelson
Obviously the best option. Then you get all that creamy yummy cum inside too.
Asher Bailey
>On my ass
I can't go full power just yet, in due time.
Ryder Anderson
bro cum
nohomo
Jose Bell
It's crossed my mind plenty but my 'options' via craigslist or grinder are all emotionally attached faggots/weirdoes with small dicks, also there's the STD factor to worry about.
Charles Murphy
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Gavin Richardson
a dick
Justin Campbell
A very fragile glass jar.
Robert Parker
Benadryl for scale.