Deadliines/fixtures: >transfer window as usual open till the 31. of January >The Bundes next match: 20.1.17 >second bundes next match: 27.1.17
Gossip: >Sead Kolasinac keen on Juve move (he does it for free) >RB RB switch: Dayot Upamecano to /leipzig/. Rumored fee is about 12m >Lüttich's Adrien Trebel is about to replace Yunus Malli at Mainz 05 >West Brom and Volkswagen cricket club open race for Napoli's Manolo Gabbiadini >Mark Uth heavily wanted in the EPL
Stuff >need stuff for the Rückrunde, post the OC you made >especially need opening pics for /bundes/ threads: anime, /bundes/ elephant, fresh, stale, lewd or prude, everything goes >don't want to look it all up in the archives
>Berater Bektas Demirtas erklärte gegenüber dem „Express“, dass es seinen Klienten Hakan Calhanoglu (22, Foto) im Januar nicht vorzeitig von Bayer Leverkusen wegziehen werde. „Hakan wird im Winter nicht wechseln, das ist ausgeschlossen. Er hat eine gute Vorrunde gespielt und will mit Bayer in der Rückrunde noch einmal durchstarten, um die ehrgeizigen Ziele des Klubs zu erreichen“ >noch einmal Does this mean that he's planing on leaving in the summer?
Carson Hernandez
hopefully
he's a one trick pony and will do well in EPL
James Scott
you're probably right
Cameron Foster
pls post it
Landon Rogers
pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease
Asher Moore
lol no
Nathaniel Kelly
you don't have it, do you?
Nicholas Hall
Who needs it anyway when you have quality pics like this.
Mason Cooper
I need to take a shit badly
but I dun wanna miss the postman ;__;
do you think players have to frequently shit while in match?
Adam Bell
garylineker.jpg
Owen Rodriguez
huh?
Asher Stewart
Apart from him, I mean. Think Müller ever goes "whoops I missed the goal - oh damn there's a big turd coming!"
Or Messi going "I wish I could dribble drobble through those defenders better.. but damn, I'll crap my pants if I move even more!"
maybe they just take laxatives the night before a game. idk
Nolan Young
DHL pls come here
Lincoln Johnson
Maybe if the have diarrhea or something. But most people can hold it in for at least 45min.
Elijah Fisher
they won't come until some posts the picture i've been asking for
Sebastian Collins
but not when they have to run frequently. runner's diarrhea is a common occurence
Benjamin Davis
The DHL car just drove by my window so he should be at your house any minute.
Cooper Garcia
Is it? I thought that was only the case for marathon and /deathmarch/ athletes.
Nicholas Cruz
I'd think running and flopping and grätsching around would be more strainful on the body than just running
so they're bound to shake their colons up more
Brayden Bailey
...
Jeremiah White
thx it just arrived here
I'll go poopings now
see ya
Jaxon Parker
Be careful and don't do a Jonah Lomu, okay?
Thomas Hughes
But you need a pretty weak stomach and shitty diet for that to happen and I think that most professional football players are in good medical care.
Aiden Price
ugh
Angel White
huh?
Gavin Parker
ok, bye
Lincoln Brown
post the picture
Colton Flores
bye
Christian Anderson
No, I won't post it.
Mason White
why not?
Kayden King
you are not a nice person and don't deserve this cool, funny pic
Daniel Diaz
rude
Evan Mitchell
I found a Brian Wilson SMiLE era "Mrs. O'learys Cow recordings/ days away from a mental breakdown" Wojak a few days ag on Sup Forums. That was a nice find and I don't think any football pic comes close to that.
Luke Myers
I found someone who said they loved you. Right before they killed themselves out of disgust.
Nolan Stewart
...
Kevin Hill
tfw no fat gf ;__;
Nathan Rivera
i like it and saved it some while ago
> posted another image with denmark feet care to explain?
Josiah Gomez
>tfw no fat gf >tfw leipzig gets relegated
must be shit 2bu
David Hughes
>tfw leipzig gets relegated uhm...no.
Jaxson Perez
Badstuber to Schalke now official.
Adrian Green
>Badstuber to Schalke it's LEIHBASIS dummy, so wrong headline
you should stop reading so much lügenpresse and fake news
Connor Sullivan
>care to explain?
I basically stated everything in my previous post already. Posted picture of girl showing feet which should depict Denmark. Got b&. End of story.
James Young
but not denmarks feet?
this is important
Jordan Allen
denmark doesn't have feet
Jose Ward
Posting some rare bundes. A few are OC, the rest is stolen.
Hoping for some in return.
>animee bundas
Brody Jones
>yesterday
Kayden Anderson
i only have pic related
probably not rare though
Nicholas Allen
>Schalke Ref actually handing over a red card in a friendly game. Sounds bought to me.
Daniel Johnson
...
Aaron Smith
other version
hoping for more girls in /bundes/ jerseys
Mason Turner
Not /bundes/ but Dortmund match thread opening.
Ayden Sanders
another one
Benjamin Sanders
Last one I can find at the moment.
pls no bully for having saved it.
Luke Rivera
how about this handsome fella?
Lincoln Torres
belgium should be replaced with denmark and holland should be replaced with brazil.
