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faggot

what does heem mean

homo

Heem
Everyone
Even
Myself

Start your day off right
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but what does Heem mean? you can't define a fucking word by using said word in the definition you retard

Have
Eaten
Enough
Murks

Watch this without crying
youtu.be/IDY-hGNY7_k

can anyone confirm that this is the real definition of heem??

(Not the same poster) I can confirm that that is the correct definition yes sir

Here
Every
Enjoys
Memes

they're lying

Here
Everyone
Enjoys
Mewvement

sure is samefag in here

please can someone just tell me the real definition of heem people keep posting different ones I don't know who to believe what the fuck

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look up heem sleepy

youtu.be/Nj_Bjmp9edQ

Heaving
Enormous
Erotic
Puppies

yes but that's not what heem stands for is it? that's just a phrase. what does it actually stand for?

Highly
Erroneous
Effeminate
Males

>falling for everything they tell you
Honestly noone here will tell you what is truely means

Only way to find out is to lurk for a long time

i am an old fag as i've been here for 2 months now and still i have not seen 2 people agree on what heem means.

>i am an old fag as i've been here for 2 months now

Really good thread so far, keep it up.

some black guy high on coke said it in a street brawl after a fat guy got knocked out on ebaumsworld and these cunts lapped it up

ta gueule grenouille dis-moi ce que heem veut dire

friendly reminder Snooze will NEVER beat Cody.
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>thread made by a Schaubster
pure pottery

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Its sad that Brendan lost to Travis

ah the infamous green arrow meme to try and ridicule me (go fuck yourself you stoner)

kek

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>Woodley Thompson 2
Why?

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Guys, I found out there is mma amateur tourney 21st this month, I will go this week to a mma gym I found to prepare for it and get necessary health papers for it.

Wish me luck

dana wills it

alright i'll go easy on you lad. If you watch the old pride fights with Alistair "the reem" overreem you will hear the japanese announcer quite humorously pronounce his name "heem" and in his fight against john mettle the jap announcer shouts:

HEEEEEEEEEEM after overreem gets the ko. That's the history of heem.

draws, what you gonna do

maia is next, cowboy has to be used to fend of other contenders, not that he minds, LW could have used cowboy to fight khabib and tony to save mcgoobs face during his absence but cowboy went WW instead

lawler, larkins, nelson, saffidiene. just don't let cerrone fight the young guns like chaos, nigeria etc.

post your cat

we will believe you if you post the card from tapology

and then your required to post the event from their youtube page

openweight?

>mma amateur tourney

You do know that pros compete in those too, right?

reach? style? weaknesses?

hop on steroids

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tell this faggot to do a /heem/ award show

>mma awards
wgaf

Maia is never fighting for a title.

Off-topic, some homosexual was trying to convince me that Cowboy wouldn't get choked out quicker than Condit. This is clearly nonsense, right?

72kg category. Usually most competition here

Don't care

>reach
69
>style
Mike Perry
>weakness
Zero BJJ

Onnit

THEY ALREADY PLANTED THE FUCKIN KHALABIB

Me (Rockhold) vs (You) (Weidman)

STILL MY BOY

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>Zero BJJ
I hope you can atleast wrestle or else youre pretty much done already

I guess the only advice I can give you about not having bjj is to have dinosaur arms on the ground. Dinosaur arms protect you from a lot of submissons.

I have excellent TDD, and when it comes to being on the groung, hey, I am a beakdancer, I should be pretty good at scrambling back up.

>style
>Mike Perry
Unless you have an iron jaw you are gonna get heemed

>I should be pretty good at scrambling back up.
When your gas tank is full, sure

but when you're tired, I think youd be suprised

Felt poor for edmond tb h, also nunes goes full hue in this video that made me dislike her hard

>youtu.be/IDY-hGNY7_k

the end of the white race...

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stipe tapped

#notmychampion

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overeems white half caused him to lose

Who do you got heem?

Nick Diaz

His
Erection
Enters
Me

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Did you see the preview of Nick smoking pot with Snoop Dogg?

Woodley

Woodley by proper finish this time

Agreed.

>Michael Irvin - UFC Hall of Famer

literally who

Blacksplosion

I wonder if the majority of heem will pick twood this time, last time nearly everyone picked wondermeme except for me and 2 other guys

>I never tested positive
hmm

It depends, if Woodley gets him to the ground like he did in Round 2, he clearly wins, if not, i think that this time Wonderboy wins.

STOP WATCHING MMA

>if Woodley gets him to the ground like he did in Round 2
>if not, i think that this time Wonderboy wins.
First of all goof, that was in round 1. And second of all wondermeme didnt do shit standup wise except for getting nearly permaheemed

Only way for wondermeme to win is not get heemed or taken down and point strike to a split DEC victory

youtu.be/FBYmZsUjSFE
>this isn't art
What a goof

I'm a wonderboy fan but he lost and doesn't deserve a rematch. Sometimes a guy's style is your kryptonite and woodley seems to be his. Wonderboy never got started in that fight and Woodley deserves his praise.

>Only way for wondermeme to win is not get heemed or taken down and point strike to a split DEC victory
>wondermeme didnt do shit standup wise except for getting nearly permaheem

Now i would post a pic of Woodley against the cage with his hands on his head like a kid that's on goal and is afraid to get hit with the ball.

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post it

Wondermeme only pressured twood but twood was NEVER in trouble the whole fight

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Would you save Paige if she fell in?

octagon control man, if the fight was scored for the whole thing, Woodley would win.

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might have to, monkeys don't swim well

no, the danger in residential flooding is not drowning, it's electrocution

I hope a truck runs by with high speed and drowns her

daaamn, DiCaprio looks like *that* ?!?

It's not like she's black, man.

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HOW THE FUCK DID HE TRIP HIM