Holy fuck. She's pregnant. I'm 18 and live with my parents...

Holy fuck. She's pregnant. I'm 18 and live with my parents. I have court supervision for 18 months adn if they hear about this my felony charge might come back. What the fuck do I do? She's not 70 days so is there some way to abort it? Holy fuck help me Sup Forums I'm cutting off my penis I think. Not my picture by the way.

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Kill yourself so the kids gets Ssi and free college. You're useless.

Sounds like you should just kys scum.

what if you put a condom next time

Please don't kill yourself, attempt abortion if possible

Man up, get a job, work your ass off, and be a good dad.

It would have been better if u kill yourself than do the abortion

I have a job. I earn minimum wage and work at a local KFC.

Or don't.


Say it wasn't yours.


Having kids at an early age is one of the worst things you can do to yourself.

consult the school nurse if you're still in school. believe me, they get these kinds of requests a lot. They aren't allowed to tell on you either

unfortunately nobody would believe him

Go with the flow for 18 months. Be a goodboye

Then bail on the chick and the kid and start anew elsewhere.

How old is the girl?

Or the best

Life's gonna suck. Kill yourself.

This doesn't matter. OP can just self-identify as not the father.... Or as an attack helicopter for that matter.

Then work your ass off at KFC. Get into management or get a second job. The deed is done. Time to take responsibility. There really is no other choice.

cept an abortion

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I will post her real pregnancy test when she gets home.

Bullshit. Unless you shot Grandma over meth money you're not going to violate probation over planting a crop of crotchfruit.

Nah bro. The kids grow up poorer then those from more mature patents. They have shittier lives because the parents don't earn enough owing to their young age.


... And the parents have these pent up regrets about how their 20s could have been, were it not for the kid(s)

Its a fucking mess to have a kid before 25 these days

I went through this once op. Its fucked up but this is the easiest way out of it.
Go in for a hug say youre gonna support her. And then when she comes in punch her as hard as you can in the stomach. It should be enough to kill the baby. I know its fucked but thats the best way

Force her to abort and wear condoms

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She's not 70 days so nothing formed.

>Abortion
Solution to all problems

Hey, nurse here.

Check out this website: checkpregnancy.com/natural-abortion-ways-causes/

The cinnamon-one sounds the best. Good luck for you two and don't give up.

Abortion pills
Abortion pills

There are two I see. I know bad characters who I might be able to get it from.

violation of probation for having a kid? I literally lol'd

>Doesn't want a kid
>Does the only thing that can make a kid

go to planned parent hood. get enough money to pay for the abortion pills. easy fix

Yep.. each person gets specific rules for being on probation. When I was on probation, I wasn't allowed to use a computer or any other forms of technology. There is a probation checklist in which your probation officer checks off what your restrictions are (at least in Los Angeles, California it's like that) and I can confirm that having sexual relations with someone can be a probation violation.

Also op, you can get free abortion or abortion pills or reduced cost if you apply for their financial aid. If you are unemployed or are low income, you can get reduced cost or free abortions. There is options. Just talk it out with your girl. Don't let these retards talk you into doing something fucking retarded.

What's manly about throwing your life away just because society expects you to?

We're 100% not having the child. More than 100%. I'm just really terrified and so is she. We're going to try the home remedies first and if that doesn't work we'll contact her doctor.

If he has a kid, that's what he should do. But honestly I highly recommend abortion.

OP, people 50 years ago did not even have the option due to social stigma. You are doing nobody any favors bringing another kid in the world with a 18 year old dad. Abortion really is the best way to go here to save the rest of your life, and give your kid salvation from a poverty stricken shit tier life.

Ya dun goofed

This. There is options for a reason. You no longer have to ruin our lives in addition to the lives of a young woman because of our irresponsible acts.

How come OP has to figure this out? Did the chick never think that, oh, maybe having a child in my teens with a guy who is on probation is not such a good idea?


Why didn't the dumb bitch abort it at 14 or 20 days?

You are trash. Do society a favor and end your life.

kill. your. self. m8.

Is it true?
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Same person here
I would say to try planned parenthood first. You can literally get free abortion if you have low enough income (you work at KFC so I assume that you classify as low income)
Try planned parenthood op. I swear they are lifesavers.

We both literally just figured it out. She's 18 aswell. The court supervision thing sucks but it doesn't make us bad people. This thing is a mistake and we're both just scared.

Wow, free watches? Sign me up bro! I also want a free marketing person to suck my duck

Home remedies for a fucking abortion? You DEFINITELY should not reproduce.
Go to a doctor you fucking scum

Work 90 hours. 90 hours at minimum wage should cover the cost of an abortion.

Why should the child pay for the sins of the father?

Btw user, same planned parenthood person here,

The cost of an abortion is about $400
The abortion pill is about $500
If you think you can afford that the might as well go for it but for fucks sake try the financial aid

Abort it you fucking retard. Do you really need to ask? Take her to the clinic right fucking now.

life ruined....hahahaha welcome to the club fool

>Home remedies

Why? Seriously.....wtf?

Dude that's not the kind of thing you can do a home remedy with. Go to planned parenthood and they will do it for free. Google something in your area.

All you keep saying is your 18 on probation and scared. There's already been like 5 different options for you on here for how to cheaply and easily fix this without probation finding out. Research them and find out which one would be the cheapest and easiest. If you're too damn dumb to read the replies to your own post then that's your fault

Give him a break user. He's 18 and terrified.

But yes I agree the home remedy route is retarded. There are places to do it for free, no stigma.

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cut off your dick, post pics

falcon punch

wtf why hasnt nobody suggested this yet?

Are you black by any chance?

WTF...... WHY DID U CUM INSIDE OF HER IN THE FIRST PLACE DUMB FUCK!

Hur hurr killing babies is wrong!

It's not a baby.

An egg is not a chicken

A seed is not a tree

A rock is not a statue.


Fuck off.

You know what needs to be done

Do what every woman does when she realizes the sex she had was a mistake, say it was rape

Here it is.

Rot.

Be careful with the home remedies, user. Mainly because if they don't work, you don't wanna miss the abortion deadline.

Also, send pics of gf

Please don't abort. Children are gifts.

Have you tried kicking her in the stomach? That was very popular when I was younger.

sorry, I have no advice for you

just wanted to stop in and say that my life is going great

Come on, man. He doesn't wanna ruin his life, his girlfriend's and also the child's just because of some debatable moral values.

Lawfag here. What state are you in? If you weren't charged with a sex crime you should be safe as 3 years age difference is not enough to charge under most statutory rape laws.

Also, man the fuck up and take care of your girl and kid. You play in dirt you get dirty. Live with it and learn. Become a better man.

OP You man the fuxk up and take responsibility for the life you have created. Children don't ask to be born so you have to do the right thing.

You didn't give that baby life, God did. If you take (abort) what is God's, you will be guilty before God.

They'll be expecting one of us in the wreckage, brother.

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Unironically this.

At the very least let a loving family adopt the child ffs.

I have the solution

if you do this be careful

>heart rate after 6 weeks
>brain, spinal cord, heart and other organs begin to form after 4 weeks
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>not murder
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Sick fidget spinner bruv

>give your kid salvation... by abortion

The metal gymnastics you people do. I agree, flush the fucker. But I'll call it what it is. Death due to inconvenience.

Man that fucking sucks, Sorry that you and her have to go through this. Same thing happened too me and my gf a year ago. We're both 20 and fucked around and she got pregnant. Heres what we did and what I think you should do.

>Availability:
I'm assuming your in the US, so look for your closest Planned Parenthood. I live in Vancouver, Canada and had the abortion done at the womens clinic. If you're near the border BC and can come to Vancouver I highly recommend that you do. They do abortions for women before 8 weeks of finding out your pregnant. All they require is you pay the 100$ for the abortion and you fill out 2 sheets of paperwork. 1 asks about your sex life and how you became pregnant, other is basic health info, from what i remember they didn't even ask to see my gf health card or ask her if she had Insurance.

>Types:
You should definitely listen to the medical specialist that you talk too, but if your looking for the most secretive way of doing it (your both 18 and i assume your hiding it from your parents) try and get the medical option. It consist of her inserting a couple tablets into her vagina and then passing the embryo in the toilet. Causes intense bleeding of the uterus (like a super period) but it is 1000x better than the surgical option.

>Aftermath:
I don't know how you feel about this girl but if you're actually committed to a longterm relationship with her then you guys should talk about her going on birth control or getting IUD. (I'm assuming you're like me and hate the feeling of condoms so they never get used"). This is will also be an emotional time for both of you, try and be supportive of her. After the abortion itself while I was mostly ok with forgetting about it and moving on my gf was understandably shook up over it and it took her a little while too get to that stage. Even now a little over a year later she still is sensitive towards the topic of abortions (not a fan of tv shows or movies with them).

No brain wave activity that resembles humans until around 25 weeks.

It's not a human until then.

Get fucked.

Oh and if it's black it doesn't have cogent thoughts so just kill it anyways.

Also if it's a white mother with a black baby kill her too. Race traitors deserve NOTHING.

throw it on the floor as hard as you can as soon as it's born

Call Dr. Deletus, he'll annihilate that fetus.

>debatable morals
>murdering somebody

>murdering somebody
No, I don't kill people. Who did the fetus vote for?

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Why the hell didnt she take the oral contraceptive pills? Or maybe Morning after-pill?

Kick her down a flight of stairs

Chainsaw surgery time!