What are the benefits of having a big penis?

What are the benefits of having a big penis?

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You get glances and smiles from girls, they will touch and rub your thighs etc to get a reaction from you and to see the final form

With an actual genetically large penis, nothing really. Infact it's more of a curse beyond more to suck and play with. I'm glad I have it but I realize it isn't as amazing as people hold it up to be

A state of mind

White girls will be all over you

>tfw can't hide my bulge during bench press

You can satisfy women with really loose pussies

Cool story bro

>ex-bf

Of course.

In 5 years she's going to be on some dating site looking for betabux. "No games or hookups, just looking for a man to help raise my daughter and take care of me". Of course then, the race of the cuck won't matter. And she'll also probably still get in from Tyrone on the side secretly

you got the tools but you got no game.
what a fucking shame specially in the time of anónimos internet sex.

you can go online and post an ad that reads 8"cock ready to please guarantee replies

can fuck women in many more positions and with longer strokes
can satisfy women who have had their vaginas BTFO by childbirth
the biggest benefit is not being insecure about your penis size though. look at how insecure manlets are about height and realize 90% of men are insecure about their penis size thanks to porn.

probably behind both of these accounts are white boys in their basement with a big dick fetish.

It is actually proven, that men have a much greater fetish for big penises then women.

You're not a whore, user. Be better than that.

I can strangle myself after being subjected to shit threads like this one.

shame she ruined her pussy before she could be a mediocre porn star

>tfw average penis length, and a manlet

feelsbadman.jpg

Not many desu...

Rarely (VERY rarely) a chick might find out you've got a big dick and they wanna duck out of curiosity.

But sex isn't as satisfying as it should be. The vast majority of women simply can't handle it. The ones the can, are almost always huge fat asses. So, you have to choose between visually appealing to women that can't satisfy you or women better physically satisfying but visually repulsive.

If you have a big penis and give a girl a good dicking you're set for life. She will tell all her friends and you will never have to work to get laid ever again.

- you can let your brain go
- you can let your life revolve around "muh dick" Sup Forums trolling
- you never grow too old for teenager confabs
- you can double-dip with nigs
- you can fill loose cunts, such as nigress'

White 3===D

Black 3==================D

With this one? Wining a Argument because big dick. But i dont think that Most woman would enjoy that.

I am just telling that guy that is easier to catch better fish with a bigger rod.

I would personally dress to success and pick a virginal queen cus I got the game.

but I got an average cock so bitches usually get bored with me.

I know I guy that is half my size and looks like my left nut but his wife adore em just cus he has an 8 incher.

that's life hit em and quit end

You can brag about it anonymously on the Internet

this guy knows was up.

you'll be that guy that never runs out of pussy and every body wonder why since you look like the average cuck

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Probably be popular but probably will never keep a wife that loves you. Plus guys with huge dicks can hurt a woman. I would much rather just have a regular dick that can still please a woman just fine. I don't compete with people my dick is like 6 1/2 inches at my hardest and even in terrible breakups women have never said I had a small dick or wasn't good at sex and even have complimented me while reminiscing about old times together. So big dicks are cool, but they aren't everything.

benefits:
muh dick

negatives:
can't hide it in public

What are you even on about?
It's just a gimmick really, it's nice having a big dick and my lover foams at the mouth when the think about it, but beyond that it's just a dick.

You generally get more sex in life, even if you are autistic like I am. From the first time any slut learns how big you are, the rest of them find out and won't leave you alone.

The downside is, women who want to fuck you are almost exclusively sluts. Nice girls are afraid of big dicks and don't seem to enjoy getting ruined by one as much as sluts do.

So, essentially, I can fuck any time I want, but I don't care about these girls or even remotely enjoy their company. On the other hand, my last gf never once had sex with me, we only did oral because she was afraid.

t. 23cm

nice ankles lmao

like I said.

you don't know what is like to have an average cock that's why you saying what you say if indeed is true.

I had a bitch that refused to fuck me cus I had an average cock once, once I convinced her to fuck me I was so turn off that I didn't even wanna fuck about ANY more so it was a double whammy.

if you have average shit you got to work twice as hard to get half the results if you are above average you can work half as hard to get twice the results with dicks as with everything in life

Fair enough, your head's in the right place.

t. someone without a big cock

Honestly I'm not so sure why men have so much trouble with women, aren't they as much into rapeplay as men are?

>get it half way in
>"ow that hurts, go slower"
>try to thrust
>"ow it hurts, stop"

Sauce?

you're more confident with women and have an easier time getting casual sex.

Fucking disgusting!

Thank god somebody actually knows their shit here.

You only get a benefit if you are also tall and wear clothing that shows your assets.

beyond that it doesn't matter. Height > benis size

This, finally somebody who isn't bluepilled by the big cock meme

cus is a hustle if don't have anything going for you.

you're worth your salt in gold, you got bring something to woman cus they don't have to work for shit.

if you don't have money, looks, dick or personality you're shit out of luck and could very well die alone.

the bitches that accept you are usually down on their luck whores and you don't have much to sort from, is a bitch.

worst part... the lonelier you get the less skills you get and it becomes a circle.

at some point you don't even see the point of chasing woman, your libido goes down and becomes yet even worst.

AND THAT MY FRIEND IS THE STORY OF HOW 4 CHAN BECAME SO POPULAR

how can white men even compete?

T. Lanklet with sub 6 penis

Ah, so that's how it works.

Or you could just settle with someone you find interesting or attractive instead of chasing tail literally setup up to be used. It is stupid that people chase causal sex or just sex in general. Very one dimensional and boring.

Nice quads, but it's literally just OP's image photoshopped onto a black guy.
Don't know why someone would take their time to do that.

Waste of trips lord kek.

>tfw you have a huge dick but it's ugly as fuck

Yes, I was blessed with just shy of 9 inches, but good lord my cock is ugly.

Fordyce's spots everywhere, I have long black hairs that run all the way up the shaft, and there are tiny pustules that cover the entire thing (they just look like bumps until you squeeze em).

I've hide it from women using condoms (I never let them see it outside of one), but I'll never be in a happy, long term relationship due to how ugly my penis is.

Anyone knows how long he had to use one of these to get a dong like that?

Ugh, can actually imagine how disgusting that is.
I'm lucky I've got nice foreskin with big veins although, I do have little dots around the tip but I don't think anyone's bothered by that.

well memed straya

Huh?

You just gotta look at things from different perspective. You an ugly BIG dick, when you could've an Small and ugly dick.

>all girlfriends tell me I have a big dick
>random hookups tell me I have a big dick
>35yo neighbor with two kids I hooked up with a couple times said my cock was huge
>in reality I can't be more than 5.5" on my best day
>doesn't even look that girthy, especially compared to porn

tl;dr girls are fucking stupid in the first place and don't know anything about anything. Just keep up on your hygiene, don't be autistic and don't give a fuck about your dick size if you want to get laid. Easy.

nice gif

dude...

that is more depressing than more short dick life.

it's almost impossible to settle with woman now days man, 60% of marriage goes straight to divorce some times in months.

is the age of Facebook, pof, tinde and what not. if a woman wants to fuck on the side they can do it on their lunch brake and you'll never be the wiser.

I am scared to shits of stds so I only fuck woman with condom I also got trust issues so I can never trust someone enough to fuck them on the regular.

that being said I don't have much sex either or sexual drive for that matters I don't even watch porn anymore it bores me the fuck out.

sex is also over rated as fuck specially with a 5"cock

>this mad

pic related: Accurate description of your penis

Oh, you can save it.

This is also right, women have little to no perception.

That's true, but I've never met ANYONE who can pick a spot on their penis, squeeze, and have a mountain of pus eject from it that smells like socks and vinegar.

I've seen dermatologists, doctors, etc, apparently it's a glandular problem, and nothing can be done about it.

we don't commit violent crimes :^)

Nice try, but it's eight inches.
And honestly, even fucking porn shows this, unless the woman's vagina is about as cavernous as the grand canyon most women feel pain from evne a fucking six incher, it's why most porn stars only push in half way.

Never get cheated on
Women willing to serve you
t. above average

pfft

>women feel pain from evne a fucking six incher

Your mum didn't agree last night.

>pick a spot on their penis, squeeze, and have a mountain of pus eject from it that smells like socks and vinegar.

>find an attractive girl to settle down with
I got news for you dude, women don't do that shit anymore.

I have found the way to get with girls is to literally be around all the time. If you don't see a girl on a daily basis, you will probably never have sex with her, nor have a relationship.
Women DO NOT like men. They kind of hate men. Maybe it is feminism, but women have this tendency to be constantly uncomfortable around men as if they are always expecting the worst.

Wish people knew the story about this idiot. It's a repeated sex offender that went around cafes and campuses with a DILDO in his pants so he could garner attention. Nigger actually are that stupid

I feel sorry for you if you bagged my mom.
Very sorry, mate. It's pretty gross.

Or you just consider trailer trash attractive, or live in a shit country with shit morals, plenty of rural girls have their own set of morals and dislikes, probably even towards sex.

It's a odd syndrome, speak so much about the ills of women you'll overlook the actual women who are worth anything.

you can take a photo of it and impress other males. Pussies are too small for you tho

tbfh senpai, pussies are small but guess what isn't?

ur mum

Mum jokes don't really work on me pal, even I make fun of my mother.

God my cock got so hard from reading this.

>It's a odd syndrome, speak so much about the ills of women you'll overlook the actual women who are worth anything.

More like you'll overlook the actual good women because they're only 1% of the population.

We all make fun of your cunt of a mother

>even I make fun of my mother.

Coping with the embarrassment of being related to her with humour. Noice

you can use your dick to slap people I guess?

Straya obliterated by swedecuck

Not as hard as I obliterated her butthole

does a big dick count as a concealed weapon?
probably does in the UK.

Lol
>tfw master race, 6', almost 8"

That's a good thing mate.

Not really embarassed, I've got a lot of family to be embarassed about but I don't give a shit, mostly because I only really value myself and don't really uphold traditional family values, that's the benefit of a single household.

speaking as a girl i don't think super big penises are all that great. if it's too big it will hit your cervix which hurts and it is also harder to do some fun positions if he is too big. girth is better than length because it stretches you out without causing that shit.

Is this f King real?' Jesus christb

To get a dong like that, you need to:

1.Buy a big ass dildo
2.Attach it temporarily to your pelvis

and go around and scare people thinking you're some kind of centurion hybrid gone wrong.

Story behind the pic:
cafemom.com/group/115189/forums/read/18578770/Hes_a_sex_offender_and_its_a_dildo

Also, notice his ankle monitor

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>Also, notice his ankle monitor
this

nice render of a save icon

Both OP and that image practically look the same tho

I have a friend with a big dick, and he cannot fuck his gf balls deep, also she cannot take it all in her mouth.

That sounds pretty horrible to me

Location: Starbucks next to Einstein Bros
Comment: "There is a black male, into his 40-50's, who wears gray shorts and usually dark shirt. He sits across women who sit around him and he faces them. But here's the thing, you can see the outline and shape of his genitals really really much! Like anyone who is to look around would see it. He positions himself and targets girls. This one time he sat across this female, and soon as she saw him, she changed her seat. People who walk in and out of Starbucks see him and they just look around in disgust. Nobody says anything to him. People just avoid him and try to not have any eye contact. This male is almost always on his phone with his hand on his forehead and peeks through his fingers when people come in or when someone is sitting across from him. He has been making me and my friends really uncomfortable. You can see everything in his privates".

from:
police.wayne.edu/news_archive.php?id=11790
also, from a leddit thread:
"This guy was a member of LPSG (large penis support group) but was banned when his large fake dildo dick fell off while on webcam.
Sorry for any shit spelling or grammar, on my phone. Using throwaway because...penis."

lesser existential suffering whilst maintaining an erection due to reduced amount of blood in the brain

>tfw erections are so hard nothing hides them

>be me
>Have 8 inch penis

I ain't even mad fellow shitposter.

Truth

Having sex. Other than that it's a curse that's pretty uncomfortable to live with.

>implying he can "bag" anything better

Blacked.com

>23 cm
>9 inches
I don't believe you. Pics

>flag

ITT: Small dicked virgins pretending to be giganiggers