2017

>2017
>can't afford a rolex

explain yourself

pic related is mine, you faggots jelly?
i almost got laid 2 times since wearing this expensive watch

why'd you stick a watch on a canned ham?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Not funny, Kill yourself you jelly poorfag

Instead of wasting Money on a rolex which ALMOST got you laid, shouldve spend it as a down payment to a new beautiful car, guarantee sex.

This damn fake thread again!!! Does it make you feel special to start the same trolling thread everyday? What's the point?

Why do you have no knuckles?

Imagine buying such an expensive watch just to put on your fat fucking wrist and then post it on Sup Forums whilst lying about getting laid.
Fat men dont get laid unless with their wife so stfu op

Was thinking the same. its like its on a severed leg

You sound even bitchier than OP

Is it true?
Watches at 0 $?

>almost

jelly?

fuck you.

get on my level

Dude your hand looks so fat and squished! Just like Boo, that fat blob character from Dragonball Z

Wait a minute hambeast, shove down that unoriginal watch into your next hamburger.


REAL ALPHA MEN wear Penis Gourd.

If you don't wear a Penis Gourd, you are a manchild and should be castrated.

> being this new

Fucking lol, Rolex? Really? Okay mister gangster man, enjoy.

>almost

Wow women will sleep with you hoping they can milk you for money. Notice the fact that this is just since the watch. You have no redeemable qualities other than the fact you appear to have money, despite just being a wasteful fuck who works in an ASDA.

now, onto that 'almost'. You scared them off, you retard fuck. They were there for money, and realised it wasn't worth some fat, sausage-fingered ogre. Not only do you have no redeemable qualities, you actively repulse even the most desperate of women.

Well done, you autistic fuck. Maybe spend that money buying more spaghetti considering the amount you just spilled on yourself

Same old bait. Up your game, shit stick.

Rolex's were played out ever since hip-hop rappers started talking about it.

Get yourself a Patek Philippe then we'll talk fag.

Wtf is that hand, do you have fingers???

Porky McPorkerson prolly gnawed 'em off

Why does your watch say "roblox"?

That was majin buu.

Buu was the smaller one that came out of majin buu.

I am jealous, yeah, but dude you should really put a watch on your arm, not a piece of ham.

>almost got laid

How?

Got mine need a proof ?

>640x640
>43kb
>People actually believe this is OP's picture
Where did it all go wrong?

I this bait or you really that fucking hideous?

But this bait is fucking effective. I'll post this everyday too if my bait get +50 replies in every thread

well fuck, has been more than a decade since i watched it

blrbllbrlblrlrrrlbllbrrllrlbbbbait!

You need to get out more if using this same bait everyday is what excites you.

Stop fucking school children

you should have saved your money and bought something better to eat than dollar store junk food and faygo.

It says robux you fag

I saw this same fucking thread a couple days ago. Fuck off.

Why did you buy a sub without a date window?

Where the fuck are your knuckles?