You're on the plane and this cute lesbian molests your girlfriend's private parts

>you're on the plane and this cute lesbian molests your girlfriend's private parts

what do?

She can take care of herself.

Ireland delivers top shelf comedy.
Cheers cunt

>lesbian ben carson supporter

>ireland
nice try new zealand

>girlfriend

Jokes on this genital grabbing girl, my girlfriend is a Thai ladyboy

Nice

I live in Portland. I want to find her, and ask her to come over and molest my girlfriend.

Cut her in half, jizz in the chest cavity, shit in her dead mouth

rape her

>being this soft
just skin her alive and pour some alcohol on her then put her a giant box filled with starving rats

A lesbian sent her cleavage to my gf over twitter. I told my gf to give her a warning, because I don't want to act aggressively against a woman unless she doesn't get the memo. She did, apparently.

You had one job.jpg

Enjoy the show.

les it up with a dyketacular threesome

Can't wait for the female judge to throw the case out ending her judgment with "seriously? Females can't molest other females." Worse case, she'll be sentenced to 20 minutes of French kissing the judge.

I live in Portland and have no girlfriend. Can I molest yours?

If it's nothing super serious between my gf, I invite the girl for a threesome. If she only wants my gf, she can fuck off. If I get nothing out of it then no thanks.

>not asking her to send more

fuck is wrong with you?

>Worse case, she'll be sentenced to 20 minutes of French kissing the judge.

well i'll be damned. i volunteer for jury duty.

I'm not a cuck.

Trick question I dont have a GF

> Attractive lesbian rapist Republican

She's ok in my book. I'll forgive her liking GoT.

Being a cuck in this case is perfectly ok.

She's a republican so she won't have an army of sjw's to support her.

>tfw you will never have a qt3.14 lesbian republican gf.

Equality.
Tazer her.
Slit her cheek with a knife so she'll need stitches.
Be white.
Claim afluenza.

Not if you want your gf to become a whore. Loose the leash a little and see what happens.

She wants a man of character and I am one. This applies to blocking all her suitors.

>republican lesbian supporting evangelical nigger doctor

I'm guessing she liked him because he was black but was otherwise one of those fucking weirdos that thinks the republicans need to be socially moderate or whatever

Attempt to get a 3way goin. I tried once before. Chick at the bar was down but not my girl

Crash the plane with no survivors

I'd Fuck her right in the pussy

What is her plan to get caught? She's a big girl!

Ok, reworded for you:
>you're on the plane and this cute lesbian molests your black bull

what do?

For you maybe
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