>be 28
>rocksbackonoldmanheels.jpg
>fux'd with tinder 14-15 / 17'
...So, here's what's good, little man-bear-piggo;
1) Tinder's not what it used to be. In 13-14-15, during it's heyday before Bumble/Fucko/Rumpus or whatever-the-fuck app existed and tinder was the sole scion... the pussy fell like rain, girls matched 5-7-10 times per day, and so-on.
2) Now a-days, girls are looking for that badd one. The dude who looks like Pitt (Brad, that is), makes 150K, is a Pilot, and can write Shakespearian sonnets. Play your strengths, dude. You got muscle? Show it. You got words? Weave. You got cash? Flex. ... got all 3? Game'll be easier.
3) Girls are transparent as 'f. Be similarly. As some other user said; be UP FRONT. Not straight to "yo, lemme sniggle your piggle" or whatever... but, don't let bae walk away from a conversation without having something key to remember you by, that experesses your intention.
E.G.
- Match QT3.14 24 / Snap filtered dog-photos -
Opening:
>"do you come with a collar, or should I bring my own?"
...establishes tone and tenor of our conversation, expresses desire, but keeps it light hearted enough.
(Plus, if 'bish can't take a joke for being so fuckin' vapid that she posts hella dog-filter pictures... I say fuck her)
4) Pictures are CLUTCH. Especially #1.
Make that 'ish reflect who you ARE if you want to meet someone who likes you. (Yea, put your Amtgard sword in the picture, you ham-wallet) and maybe, just maybe... you'll find a sweet little Morgan Le Faye to throw fireballs while you homerow some faux-Viking in a Mtn.Dew induced rage. Tryin'a FUCK? Play up that angle... and do your best "Eddy" impression. Get the lounge shirt, gel that fuckin' hair, and take that shirt off. Get weird with it...
...Good Swimming to your tadpoles, Fucko.