*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

*pulls out noose*

*pulls out cock*

Jeff

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nood?

y-you too...

*gets violently raped*

A quick crack to the jaw should sort them out.

Just keeps walking past knocking them down but not stopping

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Another blm protest... just run them over

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Swift headbutt to the skinny one, and listen to the fat one cry.

You made this exact thread 3 hours ago!

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*walks right the fuck on through*
Look at them, they can't be more than 4' tall, what're they gonna do, stop me?

*gets by using a unique dialogue option from the lady killer perk*

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Hand them a bucket of chicken and watermelon slices and run.

Either she's sucking her gut in something fierce or she lost some pounds

If this is as she stands now I'll fuck em both, if she's just faking and looks like the pink shirt pics, she can watch while her friend gets BLEACHED

Spill coffee on floor. Walk away. Giggle when there boss fires them for not cleaning it up.

Fucking janitor scum

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>Let's out a quiet "hi"
>Gets a titanium bar dick
>Awkwardly squeezes through them
>Reaches the toilet
>Pisses
>Masturbates
>Gets back home
>Writes about the experience
>mfw