Hello. My name is Garfield. I have been on this website for 3 years and have seen only one OP deliver...

Hello. My name is Garfield. I have been on this website for 3 years and have seen only one OP deliver, and that was sharpie in pooper.
Today, I shall deliver something even more great then that. If this thread lasts 10 minutes I shall stick an incense stick in my dick.

no you wont

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yes plz

totes just seen you on a faces of Sup Forums thread..Thought this was fake until I seen that incense stick.


Also thought you were h3h3

God?

incense in dickhole

rolling

Bumping

Here we go
REMEMBER ME Sup Forums

light the stick while it's in your dick

he wanna do it...Are you going to light it? tip first?

Haha not going to happen

Stupid fat old prick :^]

date format invalid

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His hair says 50, his face says 25.

i honestly dont even want to see that

Bump

hasn't even hit 10 minutes...He wanted to do it...

Weird..Dude

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come on.. what the fuck is this?

the face of Sup Forums

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My dick is bleeding now

Noice

Got anything bigger? Sharpie maybe?

Today OP wasnt a faggot
But it might burn like hell next time you piss

Rolling for sharpie in dickhole

why the fuck is this not a video you faggot?

Wouldn't it be easier to put it in while hard rather than flaccid?

Alright faggots. Last time. If someone gets trips I get sharpie in pooper as well

fucking cunt, make a webm.

Winrar?

I dont know how to

And fuck... Might as well

Op is not a faggot, but he has ruptured his penis, and will die of septicemia.

OP, get hard, put incense stick in dick and light it, and try to fap and cum it out before it gets to the end and burns your dick

I dont have a sharpie. Would a glue stick work?

Double dubs. Kek commands it

No, needs to be something bigger you cheating little fuck.

WINRAR

Roll

These were both mine
OP, kek demands you sacrifice your dick

OP, at what point in your life you were like
>You know what'd be cool? If I started sticking hazardous objects up my dickhole and shared the pictures with the whole world to see. Yeah, why not

Butter knife.

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well, do it faggot

Op here. Let me go find something to stick in my ass now. I am not a faggot. I am OP who delivers

I want to see several lit incense in OP's pooper

Rollerino

triipss

trips demand something fucking big, 88 14

Here we go Sup Forums
Remember me

OP put your own fist up in to your ass.

Not sure if retarded or glorious

Posting in above-average get thread

on this day, OP was not only not a faggot, but tripped himself.

Do it

What a massive faggot

chek'd and confirmed!!

THIS IS GOOD, JUST DO IT!

1 man 1 beer

rest in pace

Just make sure to put the wider end of the bottle up in there, not the smaller, unless you intend to put it all in. Otherwise you are just another faggot.

Jesus Christ. What year is this? 2002? Get a proper cam, you faggot.

It's gonna break.

THIS OP!

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stfu, op is not some faggot, he can handle it.

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wasn't there a video of a guy who had a glass bottle break up his ass and he had to scoop out the shards on video?

We may see 2.0 of that video now

He delivered!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the fuck, op is a faggot. Glue stick was bigger, fucking faggot.

Why does OP always have to cheat their way out of their promises?

mfw

Wrong end OP, very disappointing

Please post me in the screencap

Wat

Farther OP.... push it in FARTHER

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On this day, op made Sup Forums great again. Put me in the screenshot plx.

Make it disappear.

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A paradox. OP delivered but OP is still a faggot

DEEPER

DO IT FAGGOT

That's gonna shatter if you push harder

And I have redeemed Sup Forums
I have a bleeding dick and a sore ass. Huzzah!

DEEPER!

GAWD YESH OP! TAKE IT ALL

This thread was shittier than your anus.

Sounds like a weekend in new jersey

My name was Garfield. King of Sup Forums's Faggots!

Chek'd
And
Witnessed!

No Garfield, idiot of the week

Op was not a faggot today...

Thanks OP gonna jerk it to your pale flabby ass tonight

Now I shall forever be known as the faggot OP who delivered. Death waits for no one. Goodbye Sup Forums just wanted to deliver something before I kill myself

I am interested in the size of this thing. Do you have moar?

thanks op

All hail The King of Sup Forums!