Does Houston have any chance against Brady?

Does Houston have any chance against Brady?

do I have any chance of getting laid today?

No, unless they can surprise NE with something completely out of the blue, like Miami with the Wildcat in 2008.

Wilfork at Quarterback when?

ayy lmemeo

will brady ever win aganst osweiller?
history says not a chance

'no'

Maybe 1 chance in 10. Which, for a divisional playoff game, is astonishingly low.

4 point favorites imo

the very least they could do for humanity is injure everyone they possibly can

Maybe if Clowney can get around the edge in enough time to injure Brady. Otherwise, no.

With a good pass rush all night and a couple TDs off of turnovers and/or special teams yes. With no pressure and relying only on their offense to score they have 0% chance.

Remember that the Texans got shut out by the Patriots in Brisset's first ever NFL start.
I'm pretty sure Garoppolo could take them. The only question is if Garoppolo could beat the Steelers/Chiefs.

This lol

If you give them the points, then sure they have a chance to cover

had jimmy g in fantasy
if he hadn't gotten injured he could have gotten me 60+ points

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Lol no

yimmyy

More like yummy

True hehe

bet the line senpai

More like 1 in 100

They will crush him like a deflated football.

actually it's closer to 1 in 8

I'd call it 1/20 to be honest

Now let me make this clear the Texans have absolutely no shot in hell of beating the patriots on Saturday night

'no'

it's 1 in 8 based on all analyst, approx 12% chance

>the Toxins literally, unironically got SHUT OUT 27-0 in Foxboro against the THIRD string ROOKIE QB making his FIRST NFL START
>that Pats team was still in its early season woes too

If the pats don't win by 40, I will consider it a loss.

Any given sunday

>ideally
Yes
>realistically
No

Deflated footballs are pliable, though

true

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fuck off tramp

2%?

No. They got fucked by Jacoby "What is a TD pass?" Brissett

lyl this

ayyy

>they picked jacoby brissett over dak

Dark wont be in the league in 3 years