TRUMP GENERAL - NO BRAKES EDITION

REMINDER TO REGISTER AND GET OUT AND VOTE
elections.mytimetovote.com/dates/
NE/WV: TODAY! GO VOTE!
OR: May 17th
WA: May 24th
CA/MT/NJ/NM/SD: June 7th

blog.dilbert.com/post/144105138301/the-apology-gambit

CROOKED HILLARY
>What Hillary Really Represents
topdocumentaryfilms.com/what-hillary-clinton-really-represents/
>Clinton Lying 13 Mins Straight
youtube.com/watch?v=-dY77j6uBHI
pastebin.com/v7WHnG6b
correctrecord.org/barrier-breakers-2016-a-project-of-correct-the-record/

LATEST BANTZ
twitter.com/realDonaldTrump

UPCOMING EVENTS
donaldjtrump.com/schedule

TV STREAMS
sites.google.com/site/trumpgen/tv-streams

RALLIES
>Lynden, WA 5/7/16
youtube.com/watch?v=kSabeGChdAI
>Spokane, WA 5/7/16
youtube.com/watch?v=XHplocNJIk8

INTERVIEWS
>Trump on CNN 5/9/16
youtube.com/watch?v=9I0NbF34cd8
>Trump on Fox Business 5/9/16
youtube.com/watch?v=85dy53V4Elg
>Manafort on Fox 5/8/16
youtube.com/watch?v=fwKXKrW01ps
>Trump on NBC 5/8/16
youtube.com/watch?v=MHIp7LKOi18

ENTERTAINMENT
>GOP Forgets to Water Kasich
youtube.com/watch?v=4sOcpc8J77Y
>Hillary Clinton: Welcome to the Trump Jungle
youtube.com/watch?v=x4n3Dgi5d0M
>WEAK Hillary Heckled Off Stage in LA
youtube.com/watch?v=ydB6Sn75BdI
>New Moon Man Album – Camel FuKKKer II
youtube.com/watch?v=vshSAkiRkAQ
>2007: Trump Introduces Texas Tech Football Team
youtube.com/watch?v=szVtpex-8ss
>Trump of War Crooked Hillary
youtube.com/watch?v=qtop_jbleoQ
>Trump to the TOP!
youtube.com/watch?v=LJJEohBHgrg
>Blink 1488 - What's My Race Again?
youtube.com/watch?v=C6pTFb4PV-s
>Trump Cinnamon Toast Life-Guard
youtube.com/watch?v=9BOhjkww3QA

Official /Trump/ Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

SGOPET
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/

Other urls found in this thread:

realclearpolitics.com/epolls/latest_polls/pres_general/
surveynuts.com/surveys/take?id=75274&c=1010177097TRVH
qu.edu/news-and-events/quinnipiac-university-poll/2016-presidential-swing-state-polls/release-detail?ReleaseID=2345
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

the tides are turning

Quick reminder for everyone to DROP THE FUCKING SPEED and just grab a joint and toke up.

It's only fucking May.

I asked God for a sign...

MAGA

AWOOO

IF YOU'RE WATCHING MJ DON'T COME BITCHING TO US ABOUT HOW KEKED THEY ARE.

cuck

>colbert giving bernie free coverage

>Bernie literally begging for votes on Stephen Cuckbert's show

Wew Bernie.

That's my 100 Grand.

Holy shit, did you just take that? That's awesome man.

>current year
>asking for signs from god and not signs from kek

>Bernie being a Jewish commie
top kek, i bet bernouts think that's good coverage too

THIS FUCKING JEW COMEDY


FUCK THIS SHIT


COLBERT IS STUPID JEW


GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW

TRUMP BTFO

MANBABY HANDS WILL NOT WIN

>Joe is out sick this morning.
Yup. I guess 'Prolapsed Rectum' qualifies for sick leave.

When Trump becomes president would it be hard to move to USA and find a job as an Electrical Engineer? Will i need to re qualify from European degree and a certificate to an American?

You would think "God" would have better signs than a natural occurrance caused by rain.

Beautiful pic though.

...

So...Rubio's not going to be VP. He posted a shitty post on Facebook talking shit about The Donald.

I guess Mafia Manafort has another asshole to fix.

Hallelujiah, God has spoken!

BTW, is Glenn Beck dead yet?

I heard something about the libertarians doubling or something? Cucks on Facebook are saying Trump is done.

Any truth to this?

I thought Colbert was Irish.

Lativa, come on in!

(Thanks for Kristaps!)

Pity. He was the most plausible choice of a bad lot, as far as Republicans are concerned.

Someone couldn't handle the bantz, three years on.

I don't know. Libertarians are the cancer of the GOP. Total assholes.

LOETZ STAHT UH MOOUVMINT

Shabbos goy

Same question, would the process become more streamlined if the US has the illegal process under controle?

Pretty.

I can't even tell if you're a shill or just having a laugh because this meme will never stick.

Check the polls boys
realclearpolitics.com/epolls/latest_polls/pres_general/

>WAHHH TRUMP NEEDS TO CHANGE HIS TONE
>HE'S IN PRIMARY MODE NOT GE MODE
>TRUMP IS A MANBABY

If you lads wouldn't terribly mind, I have a survey for you. It's just six questions on your view of other religious groups.

surveynuts.com/surveys/take?id=75274&c=1010177097TRVH

Thanks.

>libertarians doubling
So they are going to be a full 1% of the vote this time?

He fasted to death.

Three years to come up with a comeback and the best he can do is manbaby.

Trump beating Hillary in Ohio.

Trump tied with Clinton in Pennsylvania and Florida.

Trump doing better in these states than the past republican nominees around this time.

qu.edu/news-and-events/quinnipiac-university-poll/2016-presidential-swing-state-polls/release-detail?ReleaseID=2345

Bernie has 42% of the votes yet 45% of the delegates.
Why do they complain about "corrupt" democracy?

Trump said he's much in favor of the idea of more euro immigration, so probably

>data mining

Lolno.

I asked him for a sign.

The star of Bethlehem appeared in the sky almost exactly 2 weeks after Trump's Birthday and presidential annoucenment. His dads middle name was Christ, Trump tower Chicago was struck by lightning 3 times as the Illinois polls closed (which he won) and his grandson was born late, on Easter.


I got all I needed

There really is gold at the end of the rainbow

Oy vey!

This is why our country has gotten so bad, this is their thought process.

HAHAHHA SANDERS BEATS TRUMP EVERY TIME

Did anyone just see that segment on Fox? Holy shit.

Polls today show

Flordia
>Trump 42
>Shillary 43

Pennsylvania
>Trump 42
>Shillary 43

Ohio
>Trump 43
>Shillary 39

Hooooooooooooooly shit lads

>in b4 general election polls in May

Because they're pussy ass bitches, what a silly question

They had a recent good poll, expect it to be nothing in a month, NeverTrump people and hardcore Bernie people are just assmad they lost

Trump has said he will encourage immigration of high skilled, English speaking (or willing to learn it) and willing to assimilate immigrants, from everywhere. I suspect he will prioritize Europe though. He knows exactly what is happening with your invasion, and knows that's where the best immigrants will come from.

PAINT IT RED

Link?

Awesome! Would rather work hard and contribute in the US than here in EU after uni

Too bad he won't be the nominee lol

Status remains, unstumpable

What the fuck is this new manbaby meme about?

TEFLON DON EXCEEDING EXPECTATIONS ONCE AGAIN IN LATEST GENERAL ELECTION POLLS.

They're all hypocrites

At the start of the election they talk mad shit on super delegates(rightly so) but now they're begging for super delegates to switch to overtake Hillary

Our yuge wall will have a yuge door

>Cucks on Facebook are saying Trump is done
Aren't they ALWAYS saying that?
Also
>using facebook
>the current year

>I heard something about the libertarians doubling or something
You're probably referring to that lolbertarian meme candidate that the media keeps shilling in an attempt to divide the Republican vote.
It's not going to work, by the way. Nobody gives a fuck about them, and chances are the poll in question was rigged or outright made up anyways.

>all these poll numbers ITT

IT BEGINS

...and He's only just started!

I thought Larry King liked Trump, at least as an interviewer

Winning all the states that went for R-Money plus these three states means a Trump presidency, right?

>I asked him for a sign.

And got something that happens every day in nature then attributed that to God.

It's a gorgeous view and a nice thought but come on.

Don't watch this shit it's brain poison

So if none of that would have happened you would be #nevertrump still holding out for Cruz?

Jon Stewart has micro phallus

I just had the best captcha

Soon.

>not believing in signs and wonders
sad!

How are his former opponents even an option? They were all weak and crumbled under Donalds might. Manafort ticket would be God tier

John Stewart goes on Morning Joke.

What does he do?

Shits on Trump

How does he slam Trump in John Stewart fashion?

>tiny hands
>manbaby

STUMPED. I now #Spill4Hill

Why hasn't an autist made a big infographic n the wall yet

It's the new dead on arrival meme they're trying to force. First drumpf failed massively and this will too.

Yeah, he does. God Emperor has been very kind to King and his family, he even spoke to his defense recently. Always exceptions to the rule, I spose.

Anyway, if he was still working and paid by the networks he would be attacking him too, it's their way.

Trump is special, because he can strike right into the heart of the rust belt

If he flips that region, its an instant win

Jesus, leave him alone m8, not everyone is as empty as you are.
He was also standing in the perfect place for seeing this gorgeous view, and when he did, he felt the grace of god. Let him be

>These poll numbers

It's six questions, how could it be datamining?

That sounds great. I love my country, but if it doesn't stop licking EU's anus, at the same time pretending that Russia is the biggest threat in the world, then the eastern Europe will be soon at the level of Germany and Sweden.

Would love to move to some comfy mountain state like Washington/Oregon/Montana and live in a middle sized city in the mountains. That would be amazing

DID ANYONE END UP UPDATING THAT PIXEL ART OF TRUMP ON THE QUEST TO DEFEAT HILLARY ON WITCH MOUNTAIN?

DID ANYONE END UP UPDATING THAT PIXEL ART OF TRUMP ON THE QUEST TO DEFEAT HILLARY ON WITCH MOUNTAIN?

came here for this

He probably met with the Clinton campaign who had ran focus groups for 3 weeks to come up with this line of attack.

I'm not irrational and easily duped by natural things so no. That doesn't mean I don't appreciate nature or the view.

I saved the pic regardless.

>not everyone is as empty as you are.

I point out how it's just a natural thing and I'm "empty"?

Terribly sorry your bubble world is that fucking fragile.

Look, I don't care what you believe honestly. God is like looking at a drawing of a cube. To some it appears to be aiming outward, to others its inward. God works the same. You can only understand God when it makes sense to you.

I will pray for you though. MAGA on brother!

>I know him pretty well - Mika
>you do!

We're incredibly lucky that the commies suck at memes.

I'm heading to bed at the end of this thread lads. It's been fun tonight.

WV AND NE ANONS GO OUT AND VOTE TODAY! MAKE SURE ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY DO THE SAME! MAGA!

You got the next OP?^

Ye, it had a hungry goblin added to it, and was a lot larger.

No, I liked Trump at Mexican Rapists

Is Berning Volcano a secret sidequest or something?

#FeelTheJohnson

>Would love to move to some comfy mountain state like Washington/Oregon/Montana and live in a middle sized city in the mountains.
That's my favorite part of this country. You can move to and live in a bunch of different biomes and still be in the good ol USA.

Yeah there's a couple

...

>I'm not irrational
k

Neat. Thanks for the share.

>now get in this chair so I can mount you

inb4 Johnson stealing votes from Hillary and Trump winning a landslide