Dubs decides
Dubs decides
Harambe died for all the right reasons
My name's Jeff lmao I'm so random XD
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Hello. I have spotted you on the interwebs and thought you are stunning. I promise you I'm not like those other guys. If anything, I'm the one doing the cooking XD. I want to invite you over (yes I live with my mom because I care about her) I look forward to hearing your reply mlady *tips fedora*
Jade? I know you, you're that stripped from town!
Feeling horny?
How long has it been?
wanna see a real man's penis? it's not about length it's about girth. they call me "beer can" where I'm from
dubs
do it OP
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Just kidding my cock is like a thumb tack i will just poke u and make u bleed
ON U
"No. Suck me?"
88 dubs
Heil Hitler
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Ugh I'm 14 years old and modern music is so ugh I only listen to REAL music you know Nirvana and 2pac and shit their music really speaks to me you know all this shit like Nicki Manage or however the fuck you spell her stupid name is bullshit she gets like 69 (XD) billlion views on her songs about asses when real music gets like, what, 5 million views? Fucking disgraceful. Oh btw look at my unique and cool artstyle XD I'm heavily inspired by anime oh btw did I mention I watch anime cuz I do I watch it all the fucking time BUT NOT THE WEIRD STUFF DAD oops did I type that out loud? Nevermind, I'm not going to erase it, because unlike the kids in my school with their swag and yolo, I admit that I make mistakes. And before you think I watch all the normie shit like Naruto and dragonball well think again fuckface cuz I watch the more obscure stuff that dipshits like Evan haven't heard of. Seriously, fuck Evan. I swear, if he hadn't fucking taken Jennie before me, we would have been together, I swear, he's such a douche, and I'm a NICE GUY you know? Anyway, check out my facebook page where I upload funny comics like this daily, peace out :3
Just let me fuck you already stop with the bullshit
trade nudes?
KEK
I'm also a cuck
just send us a pick of your nude clam and i'll send you a nude beer can ;)
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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I still think you're fat
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I'll trade you one beer can for one naked clam? you in
You ever seen a meaty beer can before? i'll show you... for a naked fat clam pic ;)
Tits or gtfo
Jade I've always wanted to see your tits, are they as perky as I imagine them
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Jade, are your tits as perky as I Imagine they are? bet they look majestic when wet
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Want to eat my ass out?
rolling for this gay shit
Jade, i'll let you in on a secret, i've pictured you naked before, now I want a picture of you naked, i'll trade you for a pic of my meaty beer can
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W I N R A R
66 dubs
I like grapes, and I'm mildly autistic
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I need a big space to put my small weenie, can i slip into your gap?
Jade is dead. OP raped and killed her.
I'm a fucking giraffe. No shit I'm high as a kite
winrar
My name on steam is 6969_inthebuttanytime
Let's get together so I can whip your bare ass with a belt until you're a sobbing mess. We'll see how things go from there.
Op is approaching faggotdom
she told my friend that I was being creepy and he sent this to her
what a cowardly faggot
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r u srius
ruined
Hitler did 9/11