Aus/pol/ General: Champion of the People Edition

>News
abc.net.au/news/abcnews24/
General news, political updates, and live stream


>Party platforms and policies (under construction)
ALA: australianlibertyalliance.org.au/values-and-policies/values-and-core-policies
Labor: 100positivepolicies.org.au/
Liberal: liberal.org.au/our-plan


>Find out where you stand with the parties
ldp.org.au/quiz/index.html
votecompass.abc.net.au
australia.isidewith.com


>Senate ballot planning (based off 2013/2014 data)
belowtheline.org.au/state/wa.html
Just replace wa with your State abbreviation
senate.io


>Other links
List of registered parties
aec.gov.au/parties_and_representatives/party_registration/Registered_parties/

House of Reps calculator
abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/guide/calculator/

Candidates in your electorate
abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/guide/electorates-by-state/

Other urls found in this thread:

vocaroo.com/i/s1FL98M5x9gH
vocaroo.com/i/s1tO5LWwQTK4
vocaroo.com/i/s0j5L6Bqd0mX
youtube.com/watch?v=iPUmE-tne5U
justiceparty.com.au/?_escaped_fragment_=animal-justice/cdz6s#!animal-justice/cdz6s
youtube.com/watch?v=zu1a4WM0Sok
dailytelegraph.com.au/news/opinion/the-election-is-shaping-as-a-battle-between-the-two-most-politically-correct-leaders-in-australias-history/news-story/6716868c9e6097c26a4ea39ba26f9213
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

posting the americunt's vocaroo doco of our threads so far:

vocaroo.com/i/s1FL98M5x9gH

vocaroo.com/i/s1tO5LWwQTK4

first for based god bob

>African safari music
this is how I know it's an American

He is a reaction image goldmine

Fucking oath, I have a folder of 120 images of him.
How can any other pollie compete?

Abbott comes close... but Based Bob - he is incredible.

post rare Hinchs WHO UP

Why is shit in the background? Mark Latham is a sick cunt

I'VE GOT A FOLDER FULL

Sorry m8, first pic of Latham I found in which he didn't look like a goober. I didn't even notice the shit until you pointed it out desu.

I need to freshen up my abbott collection desu
post rare tony's lads

fuck thats a spicy one

My favourites are ALA, Xenophon, Ricky Muir & Bob Katter

Do not like liblab or greens because march of tyranny.jpg

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well meme'd, loyalists

abbott's are so 2015

can I save these?

BASED MARK LATHAM

Imagine the rare derryns you'd see if the Justice Party merged with Katter's Australian Party

I need this explained to me

Are there no good parties left? Why can't we have Latham back?

there is one good party left, mate
be true to thine own heart

>mfw just took a massive shit in the Labor toilets and didn't flush

when derryn hinch is elected to the senate, he said no household will go be without a 2L LA ice and a small popcorn chicken.

derryn bless

>85% liberals
What did I mean by this?

vocaroo.com/i/s0j5L6Bqd0mX

Fuckin oath bro have an extra rare shiny

You already know boi

Vote Justice Party cunts

>small popcorn chicken
>small

Just lost my vote m8.

he truly is a based god

What's wrong with ALA

here is another one my fellow hitch enthusiast

tfw GFs grandmother is a based right wing nationalist who constantly shits on minorities. Apparently the family treats her views as if she is an old kook but she sounds based. I look forward to meeting her

this isn't a country of handouts, mate. the age of entitlement is over

i know it ain't just but i stole this

So what actually are Hinch's policies? He could be a good memevote

>chemical castration for pedophiles
>chemical castration for tax evaders
>chemical castration for Muslims

they're about as niche as you can get without just naming your party shooting & fishing or some other single issue group. their power level is very publicly known and most people just dont go for it.

the best thing we can do to make the country great is break the current duopoly so power isnt concentrated in party email chains and becomes more democratic. the justice party has the name recognition with all age demographics (thank you based hinch), and the policy platform focusing on criminal reform is broad enough to draw in people as a big umbrella party

its about breaking the third party ceiling first and foremost, labor and liberal are crooked to the bone and greens are fucking reds

1000 years in MS paint

death to pedos

youtube.com/watch?v=iPUmE-tne5U

thread theme

here is another one friend, ultra rare

justiceparty.com.au/?_escaped_fragment_=animal-justice/cdz6s#!animal-justice/cdz6s

>Hinch is also a long-time supporter of Greenpeace and Sea Shepherd

Into the trash with him.

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>Criminal reform
Concerned with sexual assault and the amount of degenerates on the streets with priors still committing crimes

>Animal welfare
Hinchy reckons it's not right to ship a living creature off to the heathens in the north to get it's throat slit and he's fucking right

>Euthanasia
We're all stewards of our own mortality senpai

>hinch shitposts with the rest of us
>captcha:88
Based as.

Eh, I'm not too keen on the death penalty desu

Environmentalism and sustainability is a good thing desu, it's just that these leftie vegan cucks ruin the ideology

>state issue
>lefty nonsense
>state issue

Fuck, straight to the vault

tfw when so cooked you answer the same post twice

stop exporting our livestock to the subhuman asians north of us

put pedos on a list. atm it's a private list but we should know where the degenerates live.

reform bail so ahmed from the lindt cafe v2 doesn't happen

let cancer people an hero.

let faggots get married so they stop clogging up the city with their parades.

pretty based platform fampai

>I'm not too keen on the death penalty
You faggot.

>Environmentalism
You double faggot.

holy fuck amigo, he's memeing us.

hi aussie dogs. heard you cunts are being racist again?

come to bankstown. me and my boys will fuck youse all up.

i'll keep saying until one of you dogs mans up. man up you racist dog.

I can get behind this.

HINCH COMMANDS IT YOU FUCK.
ty friend
saved, here is another one

That is a pretty based platform, in all honesty. I don't agree with everything, but it's better than most of the other parties.

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Pls more hinch mememagic

I swear that he was terminally ill like 5 years ago. Am I the only one?

This is the most autistic thread I've ever seen. You faggots aren't funny.

His liver was fucked, but he got a new one before he died

Your wish is my command

Leb detected

and he's not bought and paid for. he bought himself a caravan and is just going to local sporting fields, pubs, events etc around straya talking to people. it's the most strayan campaign ever run, none of this "authorised by" ads. fuck career politicians, vote hinch.

is Jewtin a kike?

That must've been what it was.

That actually sounds like a great thing to do. Welp, he's going on my senate ballot.

he's the closest we have to trump

dem boys

here's a spicy one fresh off the press, documenting the recovery. he's even orange like trump. kek smiles.

Another good thread going on over here if you boys want to join in:

Noice

Damn, he wasn't looking healthy, but it's good to see he's basically a bearded Trump now.

MAuGA

Dualposting as we speak m8

>reading australian liberty alliance policies
>come across this

Australian Liberty Alliance considers Israel to be the only liberal democracy in the Middle East today. We find Israel is not deserving of the criticism from those with limited understanding of historical and sociopolitical developments in the Levant.

We acknowledge Israel’s right to exist in peace and within secure borders, including the traditional homelands of the Jewish people in Judea and Samaria, with Jerusalem as its undivided capital.

How fugged am I m8s?

Who honestly unironically hates Israel here? I'm just ambivalent, but I'll side with them over the muzzies in Palestine.

Not really, you're just a standard right-wing guy

its MAJA (make Australia just again) mate, here is our official sponsor

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This is your daily reminder that no matter who wins the 2016 election - everyone loses.

I can go along with this. Sounds good. I'm not an atheist, so I don't drink Mountain Dew, but it's still a campaign I can get behind.

Who is this hinch guy?

FUCK UP CUNT I'LL GET HINCH ON YOU DOG
wish granted
he cannot be killed you fool

chaps fill me in on the Red Rooster reference - I am not in the loop here

Have either of you got the one where he's posing in a Justice League poster with superman etc .. ?

I've never had Red Rooster. Any good?

Can't clinch the hinch

Is there a page or someshit where I can see a list of candidates by elecorate for house of reps and senate?

talkback radio and tv host. trying his hand at politics to try to make australia just again.

here he is absolutely giving it to a mobsters wife who wont reveal details of murders she saw:
youtube.com/watch?v=zu1a4WM0Sok

he also went to prison for naming and shaming convicted pedophiles because that's not public information here. he released them on his radio show, the fkn madman.

Not yet the senate, but the bottom link in the OP for the House of Reps

here fampai

Derryn hinch doing nothing about mass immigration or muzzies. I'm voting ALA

Can someone please put a MAGA hat on Mark Latham?

This
Fuck Western Jews and their meddling but Israel is nationalist and Israelis are ok

ALA is run by kikes. Hinch supports stopping the boats but letting in LEGAL refugees.

YOU CAN COME IN FOLKS BUT YOU HAVE TO COME HERE LEGALLY.

>that question
>that flag

on holidays mate?

Overpriced, lukewarm and served by the cuntiest cunts they can find.

now listen, you bitch.

that's a dank hinch

these are great, keep them up cunt

dailytelegraph.com.au/news/opinion/the-election-is-shaping-as-a-battle-between-the-two-most-politically-correct-leaders-in-australias-history/news-story/6716868c9e6097c26a4ea39ba26f9213

It's just glorified chicken shop food. It's exactly the same as the food from the leb chicken shop down the road.

How do I shitpost?

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cheers cuz

JUST FUCK UP AND VOTE FOR HIM