Just turned 18, virgin

Just turned 18, virgin.

I want to order a hooker, do LSD and fuck her.

Advice?fine

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might not be able to keep it up on lsd, or it might be awsome, every trip is different m8

You'll be crying on the floor in no time is you proceed with this stupid idea son

LSD is for hippies and niggers. Shrooms are better with sex.

Your an idiot only chem research LSD is like that pure LSD while fucking a whore best time of your life

MDMA would be a much better plan. You might even be able to get her to stay overtime if you offer her some too.

Have a baby sitter. Seriously, keep someone you trust around. LSD is a roll of the dice, and a hooker will probably try to rob you or some shit.

Shrooms is not better LSD you can literally feel the air around your dick

Fuck the hooker then take lsd

No risks with that OP

I can handle LSD pretty well.

My biggest dosage was 2mg, so well.. A little 200ug fuck would still keep me aware of what's happening.

t. someone who has never done acid before


Have fun fucking someone and not being able to enjoy it because you feel so weird and nothing makes sense. Also have fun being retarded for 10 hours. Acid is fun as hell but I wouldn't want to fuck on it.

I won't be all fucked up from a normal dosage at all. Everything below 500ug keeps me aware.

Can confirm, had sex on both. Acid was just like normal sex with the occasional acid vives, while shrooms were euphoric as fuck. Low dosage though too much shrooms and i wont be able to focus

Losing virginity to a hooker while in lsd

Fuck that shit. I would not want that on my mind for the whole rest of the trip.

Just be attractive and confident. It's not hard to get laid trust me bro .

2mg. Yeah sure buddy.

You keep on believing that you took real L.

I am. I'm just one isolated motherfucker since I work 24/7

this. real lsd is super uncommon these days, rare even.

Shrooms tends to fuck with my mind more than LSD. Can't imagine it being comfortable having sex on.

He'd be better with Molly. Ecstasy just has that reputation. Not saying it wouldn't be enjoyable.

Molly is like acid and E mixed in low doses

Is not about handling it. I dont know user i suggest take the biggest dosage you cant. Confront whatever is keeping you from socializing or whatever then get a gf to fuck on acid. Pros: free pussy. Or get the hooker, im down for whatever

Yea, street LSD is uncommon real.

Good thing it's not street acid.

Coins and onions, coins and onions..

Yeah it is. My homie had some needlepoint a few months ago. Then other homie had fluff. I tried both and enjoyed second homies more.

It was cleaner.

What did he mean by this?

LSD is LSD.

Might have been handled bad, thereby being less potent. Or simply just laid with a bad method.

It will give you the sweats tho.

And I hate MDMA. Would only ever do it if I take to a festival.

Make the hooker do the LSD and then fuck her.

Or he could just not be retarded and instead of buying "molly" or "ecstasy" he could just buy pure mdma.
Same with people who get "acid", of they did research well they would be able to get lsd-25 but all they get is usually RCs.

The only other use I see for MDMA is not fucking up a first date. It's great for connecting with people

Would only get pure MDMA, NEVER touching pills, ever.

Probably cause the dumbass wanted to be a showoff so he kept it on his person for a few days in the foil. Instead of keeping it ticked away in the dark. Something about it being from ''the family". No idea bro.

Shit was amazing. My friend had curly surfer haircut, all his strands/curly were moving in circles individually. Best night of my life until I re dosed after 12hrs.

Then I wanted it to end badly lol

Dunno what kind of dumb street drug myths you're working off of there. MDMA is the pure and unadulterated chemical found in molly/E/X. Dirty speedy pills can be good but they're a crap shoot. Get good pure crystal mdma and take a cialis chaser. You'll be good to go.

I had some brown/tan crystals at once. I forget if he said it was mda, or Molly. Wasn't mdma, I remember him saying that.

I wouldn't waste it at a festival. I do it with my gf a couple times a year. Just the two of us, we get a nice hotel with a jacuzzi and have a nice sexy romantic time then fuck like porn stars.

Coins and onions.... Good man

I agree.
I wish I had a test kit the one time my friend showed me an ecstasy pill and told me his past experiences on it, all I could think was "that shit isn't mdma, that's definetly speed mixed with some shit like coffee powder or some RC, or maybe it's one of those RCs that are sold as ecstasy.

Tl;dr If you buy drugs, get them from a trusted source, and fucking test it.

You should get better connections. You sound like a young kid, pretty lame and stupid. It's the 21st century, there are better ways.

Yep, always test it.

I trust my source a lot though. A little Goblin ;)

And by trusted you mean well reviewed and with a documented history of happy customers

Nah it was fist time doing it. This was probably 4 years ago. 27 now.

All I do these days is drink, work, sleep, and repeat. Honestly rather smoke pot then trip any day.

Takes less time to get over as well, compared to just smoking a joint and continue doing whatever.

Hard to find time to trip while working as well.

Every time I tripped, every FUCKING time. I got spun tounge.

Almost got laid when my friends gf decided to trip with me. He bailed on us and we just started walking around the yard pointing shit out. Then it happened. I couldn't get words out. So pissed. Then it happened every time after that. So I just gave it up

What happens if you need to call the police? Are you going to call and say you did LSD and now the hooker you ordered brought her friend inside and he stole your stuff?

That's why it's an only a couple times a year thing. Don't wanna do it too much anyways. OP was talking about getting a hooker to lose his virginity so that counts as a special occasion, make it memorable. Though I can't imagine mixing LSD with a weird hooker and losing virginity is in any way a good idea.

As I just turned 18, I still live at my parent's house.

It will most likely be at her place or somewhere outside, or a hotel, who knows.

Right? Hookers are not nice and friendly girls, they're ruthless women who only want your money, preferably if they don't even have to fuck you for it.

Hooker at her place?
Outside?
Kid shut the fuck up.

You don't even know where to go find a prostitute. Let alone have the balls to approach one.

Interwebs, everything is on the interwebz.

Why wouldn't I have the balls to approach a hooker?

Coins and onions...

Bitcoin + tor = darknet market...

Fucking newfriends

Don't do that thats how you end up with a dead hooker.

You're an idiot. This plan sounds like a great way for you to go to jail or possibly worse.

Go fuck the hooker than drop later on if you really want to but mixing that shit up is a terrible idea, especially if you have to travel to her. If she knows in advance you'll be tripping she'll probably turn you down, you're too risky. If she knows and accepts then she's too risky. If you just show up tripping them she's gonna know something is up. Hookers have been around drugs, a lot, she'll catch on. What happens then is a million different ways it can get ugly.

Hookers are shady. Their pimps teach them how to take advantage of men who are not in their right mind. A hooker stole my wallet once when she was giving me head, slipped it out of my loose jeans.

Well yea, the more I think about it the more I think it's a bad idea.

Should just find a GF that has a sweet tooth for psychedelics as well :(

What's on the Internet dipshit? Hooker4u.com? Spare yourself the embarrassment. How much cash you got? You better realize now that the hooker you get will probably look nothing like what you want

Cash isn't really the issue.

Come on man don't do this. Get a girlfriend.

Post a Craigslist ad. If cash isn't an issue. Then make an ad saying you looking for someone for your first time, and that you are very 'generous'. People will know what that means.

We don't have Craigslist here unfortunately, European country.

Well I'm sure you have something similar.

Go on meetme.com faggot. Find a chick who's into psychs.

Craigslist

I post ads on there for chicks into acid and molly and get replies. Then we set a date and go have fun. You'll get a lot of flakes and crazies. Find one that's cute enough and will keep up a conversation. Make sure it's someone you actually want to spend the time with.

Be careful though. Some dude replied once and said he got busted by an undercover doing something similar. Use some common sense, don't give your last name, preferably use a burner phone, get her name so you can look for FB/insta/Twitter, etc... Do what you can to make sure she's legit

tripple dubs checked

Don't be high during it or else you won't remember it. I'm only assuming it's your first trip but if not you're gonna finally see tits in person and flash forward 3 hours to her dead in your bath

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that'll happen to you if you trip in an uncomfortable situation. Fucking hookers sober can be anxiety inducing imagine doing that on acid.

I usually remember my trips crystal clear, except for when I smoked weed during.

Listen to triplets man

I've experiences a lot of uncomfortable things while tripping, you wouldn't believe it.

Pretty sure I can handle fucking a hooker lol

Not if a hooker goes nuts on you. It happens, they do that to make you give them money and be done with them.

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I've never fucked a hooker but I've done plenty of acid. Did it many many times and it was great. Except for about 15 minutes of one night when I shouldn't have tripped and it got pretty heavy, luckily I can keep a cool head and talked myself out of it but I've never before or since felt such anxiety.

I can imagine that even if the whole fucking the hooker went okay and you got away then later on alone as the peak kicks in and you're just there with your consciousness recounting what had happened it would start to feel weird and gross and then the doubts and paranoia kick in. "Did I catch something? Is losing my virginity to a hooker worth it? Does this make me a loser? Yes, user, you're a loser. You're fucking pathetic. Nobody will ever love you now." swoosh, swirl, darkness, panic, bad trip...

Way better off finding a freaky girlfriend or to to a club, like a goth club or a rave or hang out at the bars around a hostel or something, plenty of freaky chicks that like drugs there. Take your time, you'll score one eventually. Maybe it'll be a one-nighter or maybe you'll score a gf, but either way it'll be a much better experience than you'll get with a hooker.

Why can't you lose your virginity the normal way?
Get a girlfriend, one you are comfortable around and have fun like normal teenagers. It's better that way imo

I'll ditch the idea for now.

Thanks everyone.

Kinda late but ive done a good amount of acid and id day doing it with someone yout dobt know would feel really weird right off the bat but op you should find a chubby cute chick theyre usually nice and have alot of titty and ass

Chubby chicks are super easy too, they almost always put out.

put the tab in a while before you order if you actually want to be high while fucking

never really heard of anyone doing md and having a bad time. id say get like a couple pills or caps, enough to last you the whole night, then go to a club from the start of the night to the finish. dont really need to go with anyone either, youll get some md confidence and meet your new best friend then never see them again.
Also the comedown for lsd is fucked. im strongly against lsd so im pretty biased. basically do E if youre just looking for a 1 time thing, because the lsd might stay with you forever.

Coke would be a better choice

Exactly my dude

E is to dangerous now

expect to question your entire life at the most in-opportune moment.

it doesn't effect your boner you retard

I would love to do this. But I am not a virgin and I've done lots of psychedelics.

My advice: Do LSD without the hooker a few times first, to get used to the psychedelic headspace. If you like it, then consider bringing the sexy stranger into the mix.

>wasting lsd on sex
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cocaine would be the prime tool for the job here, get your heart all racing and feeling like you can take on the world, plus on coke i feel like i can edge forever and stay hard as a diamond ditter nat

Never had a bad comedown on LSD, LSD doesn't stay with you forever, and has no lasting effects. MD depletes your serotonin. meeks?

He said he's done a shit lead, 2mg at once

Meth and sex is amazing, I can fuck all night if I don't get meth dick.

Dont waste lsd on hooker. Find the right person and do it with her.

Otherwise just take at least 400ug and do Lone Journey

is this thread bait?
You want advice? how about no. That's a stupid plan.

>uses "effect" when means "affect"
>strapping young faggot, twenty-eight years thence and having at last earned a private room in mother and father's estate
>calls someone else a retard
retard

Kek are you for real nigger? Theres such a thing as meth dick?

I think it can happen with any stim

The first time I did LSD I sat on Photoshop all night and then the next morning I woke up to this. You will have a blast OP.

If she drops acid too, tbh I don't see a problem with it. You guys might be weird for a bit but it could be bomb you never know. I hate hallucinogenic drugs tho :p

lsd=no sex , taky ANYTHING ELE Apart from that you'll prolly strangle her , an exactacy or idk

I'd only fuck on acid if it was a chick I know. I don't even like most porn on lsd.

Fucking crazy ass lol