Fempenis

Fempenis

God dammit.

I suppose. I bought a tablet on a whim one day and just, idk fell in love with it.

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Now thats what I like to hear. U got the muscles to back up them words big boy?

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I met one of the scientists that cracked the human genome and won the Nobel Prize for it. After he did that he became a photographer and digital artist.

Im strong enough to hold down a bitch.

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Huh, nice. Idk I just stopped lusting after a big white collar job and just settled down I guess. It's nice making stuff for myself and others, even if it's not that well made since I'm just a lil bab beginner

I need more than your word on that. Lets see those manly arms of yours.

wtf why does he have Lady Deathstrike hands

What you want me to post pics? You arent getting anything but a belly shot here.

Well I guess that works. U better have some nice abs.

Well, alright then.

nice, you put on some mass since I last saw you

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>Scoring in the top 100 in a FF15 timed event

Trying to eat more is the difficult thing.

Not bad. Itll take me 30mins 2 get ready. Where u wanna meet up?

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It will take you 3 hours if you drive.

(great job)

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Aww realy? My gps says 1 and a half. I dont realy want to be on the road for 3 hours just to get a pounding.

Depends on traffic.
Also I cant do anything today I have work soon.

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GOD DAMMIT!

nibi gon fuk?

we were so close

>When you have a STD and you splodge on a tapestry.

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Maybe some other time. I dont mind coming on the weekend. Its worth it if I have time to go siteseeing.

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oh, rip

Contact info

Hope restored! Exchange contact information.

you must do this

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Im not putting that here for any old creep to get a hold of. Ill b here when u wanna talk about a place to meet. Just look out for the name Effers.

download namesync and put your info in the name or email field

just add each other on steam or discord or something

Yeah, thats shooting a quarter in mid-air.

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*wags tail*

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Please dont' fail us. We need you to do this.

touches your tail

Add him on steam or something.

NOOOooooo

It was SO close!

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All this computer stuff is too hard for me :P

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Please don't fuck this up.

I dont have those. Just facebook.

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4chanX
Sup Forums Namesync
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You should see several names if its working

Yes, do that. Do that and put your contact info there for him.

mascpenis

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Eww

are you straight or something?

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Told you I could seduce him. One thing's for certain, I can't say he doesn't try.

You should have said you were that close to where he lives before.

i am so proud of you and you

That was a lie.

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Figures
As if a 19y/o would ever want an old guy.

If you seriously just lied to Nibi about where you live and that you will let him fuck you we will all be disappointed. If that is the case, that isn't seducing, that's lying to a desperate man.

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Ain't everyone a little straight on the inside?

If it's any consolation, and I know it's not, from what I've seen you are definitely fuckable.

NOT cool

i will only fuck pussy if it's on a man or a kobold

Please do not be cruel to our boy. It's wrong and unfair.

That's really not cool. No wonder people don't like you and you're alone all the time.

I never intended for it to go that far. I kept trying to find a way out but he kept meeting my made up expectations.
Well you're not wrong.

Shove it up your ass.
This is why I dont attempt with people because every time it sounds too good to be true it always fucking is.
You're like those girls I went to highschool with who would come up to me and sau "Hey I think you're cute, what do you thing". Then if I say I think they are too they laugh in my face along with anyone else around and tell me "PFFF HAHA like anyone thinks that, no girl would ever date you!"

As if I need more excuses to never talk to people.

why's he mad now

dude was lying

Kobolds are not for lewd.
>certainly

You could have said right away that you were lying to him, but instead you decided to be a complete and utter cunt.

A person pretended to be interested in him.

Because a sick person was messing with him. It was very wrong and not okay.

That's true and I hope you get some satisfaction knowing that I feel like a cunt.

that's quite rude

they must be protected from iniquity

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You can fuck off now. Back to your miserable life.

Exactly, they are dying species!

same

same

>8 wins and 16 losses over the last 24 games

>Fempenis

95% is male