ITT: we discuss the most socially inacceptable thing we did
>be me
>18
>end of the school year
>jerkin off my shlong
>window open coz summer
>hear fuckers down my building screaming
>kids are like 13yo
>girls behave like bitches
>boys still haven't been through puberty and scream with their high pitched voice
>throw their class notes in the air
>burn it
>smells horrible and my street looks like its fucking bombay bazar
>decide to finish my wank
>cum in a syringe (not a druggo but i like to keep random things)
>cum buckets because of what im about to do
>syringe is almost full
>approach window
>my dick still out
>last drop of cum drips on the floor
>slowmo
>squeeze the syringe as hard as i can
>bullseye.jizz
>hear girly screams
>a boy also gets a cumdrop
>nobody knows what it is
>kek
>they look up to the sky
>they don't see me
>see one of the underage girl wiping her friends hair
>smells her finger
>one of the girl realizes the gluey texture of my nectar
>somehow figures out its cum (kids these days...)
>tells her friends
>spend the next 10min to wipe it out, saying its gross every 30sec
>get horny again and fap another round