ITT: we discuss the most socially inacceptable thing we did

ITT: we discuss the most socially inacceptable thing we did

>be me
>18
>end of the school year
>jerkin off my shlong
>window open coz summer
>hear fuckers down my building screaming
>kids are like 13yo
>girls behave like bitches
>boys still haven't been through puberty and scream with their high pitched voice
>throw their class notes in the air
>burn it
>smells horrible and my street looks like its fucking bombay bazar
>decide to finish my wank
>cum in a syringe (not a druggo but i like to keep random things)
>cum buckets because of what im about to do
>syringe is almost full
>approach window
>my dick still out
>last drop of cum drips on the floor
>slowmo
>squeeze the syringe as hard as i can
>bullseye.jizz
>hear girly screams
>a boy also gets a cumdrop
>nobody knows what it is
>kek
>they look up to the sky
>they don't see me
>see one of the underage girl wiping her friends hair
>smells her finger
>one of the girl realizes the gluey texture of my nectar
>somehow figures out its cum (kids these days...)
>tells her friends
>spend the next 10min to wipe it out, saying its gross every 30sec
>get horny again and fap another round

This is fucking great.

top kek

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your mom

its also your grandmother
respect her

gold!

Annnnd then she goes to the nurse / principal who then calls the police and they take the DNA. Dumbass.

I used to beat off to the sound of my little sister fucking her boyfriend.

I once fapped in a math classroom in secondary education hiding with my jacket.
I jizzed.
No one noticed.

That's just sad

What's even sadder is that I used to swipe her panties from the dirty laundry hamper and masturbate with them.

A couple of times I jizzed in the crotch of her clean panties and put them back in her drawer, too.

we'll see
but i think the girl said it was cum as a joke
anyway, i doubt they are shocked enough to talk about it to an adult
they wiped it all, so no way for an adult to check if it was really jizz

oops, i meant to reply to this guy

OP is a god

It's unacceptable you damn moron

sorry, im not a native english speaker

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cmon Sup Forums your turn now

kek

Fuck a half black girl. She was hot though.

I have a panic disorder and can have a panic attack at the drop of a hat if something startles me. 90% of the time it's fine, but sometimes it happens in public and then it's a shitshow.

The worst example is when someone nearly backed into me while getting out of a parking space. They turned their engine on and lurched out instantly without checking. I jumped and had a panic attack immediately. Sometimes I'll turn and run but this time I walked over to her door, opened it and started yelling the nastiest shit I've ever spoke right into her face. I can't remember any of it but my wife says it was mainly about smashing her car up and beating on her while her kids watched. I then burst into tears and fell over. She left having no idea what the fuck just happened and why this fag just went ape shit over a simple mistake.

Someone phoned the cops and a PCSO came over to speak to me. This isn't the first time they've had to speak to me; I once headbutted some kid who was mouthing off after the same thing happened, and they know it's a medical condition rather than me being a cunt just because. They were actually pretty understanding and gave me a lift home.

I don't go to that part of town now in case someone recognizes me.

Probably same thing I shared in secrets thread. I blackmailed my sis into getting naked for me and sucking me off.

Yes I know I'm fucked up.

Yeah. Give him a fucking break.

1 > go to friend's house
> his sister is hot as fuck
>she came back in house after a party
>left her dress in bathroom after changed
>ask if i could use the bathroom
>find her dress still hot with her smell
>horny as fuck
>jerk off, came in the toilet, no one noticed

And what would they compare it to? Dumbass.

This

didn't think those kind of disorder existed

nice

i'm not registered to the police (never been to the station) but maybe they store the DNA it in their database and then if i get caught someday for whatever reason, they can find it

greentext that shit, I wana hear more!

The international semen database. Duhh

Sometimes i like to came into food, before a launch with parents or friends. I have some cousins and friends very hot. It is fucking horny to watch the unconscious girls eat the food with my cum.

Story?

streaked a highschool football game going on near my house when i was like 17. outran two fat cops easily, this was like 9 years ago though so noone got it on their potato phones. Which im glad for honestly.

>didn't think those kind of disorder existed

Yeah, it's pretty shitty at times. It's a brain chemistry thing where I react to minor stuff how most people would react to a life or death situation. I logically know it's dumb, I know there's no need to act like it, but it's like not being in control of yourself for a time. Your body goes 'fight or flight' to confront or run away from whatever it feels is so dangerous. In my case that can be something as small as a car backfiring.

It doesn't get in the way of things that much, but I spend a lot of time indoors so I can at least manage it if it does happen. Easier to freak out and break something in my own home than in public.

Have you ever freaked out while watching a modern horror movie from a jumpscare scene?

Never! I actually love horror or stuff with jump scares, it's nice to find being scared funny or enjoyable rather than having a panic attack.

that's probably why it does happen, you'd be more in control if you dealt with this kind of shit regularly. I spend alot of time indoors too and my blood fucking boils from the drama when i go out in real life.

Interest

Do you remember the 1st time this happened?

>that's probably why it does happen, you'd be more in control if you dealt with this kind of shit regularly

It's a physical problem with my brain rather than a psychological condition. I had Hydrocephalus when I was born and this was (luckily) the only lasting symptom. Exposure wouldn't necessarily help that much but I understand where you are coming from.

another one (i'm OP)

>be me
>be 17 (last year)
>my mom asks me to walk neighbors dog coz neighbors are in vacation or some shit
>they have a terrace so i just have to open the door and let the autistic dog poop up here
>the dog grunts and is shaking a lot from being autistic
>whatever
>i know the neighbors daughter since im little
>she used to babysit me as a kid
>only a few years older than me (like 25)
>i remember her farting on me
>and me sniffing her ass
>also remember her taking a bath and asking me to wash her
>too shy at the time
>regret now, and get horny about her
>back to story
>steal her panties in the laundry basket
>wank my diamond hard cock
>sniff her pussy juice stained panties
>decide to cum somewhere fun
>toothbrush
>thick cum is now impregnated in toothbrush
>mom asks me several times to walk the autistic dog
>repeat operation and cum in soap bottle, toothpaste, pillow, drawer, etc...
>i even found her vibrator and came on it
>she never found out

next time my mom asks me to walk the dog, i have a master plan:
>cum in syringe (last story gave me this idea)
>but with needle this time
>buy condom
>puncture condom envelope (not condom) with needle
>inseminate envelope with my semen
>condom is now cum soaked, both sides
>my cum will enter her flower-scented pussy
>nice

>jizzed on toothbrush left it
>jizzed in shampoo left it
>jizzed in body lotion left it
>jizzed on clothes left it
>jizzed on walls left it
>stuck hairbrush up my ass
>left it

that is fucking acoustic dude

I was 5 or 6 and I was on a motion simulator alone. My parents didn't want to go on it and waited outside. There was a jump scare and I lost it instantly, started pleading with this random guy to stop the ride. He had no idea what was happening but took me out to my parents. I was white as a sheet apparently and threw up just after. I don't remember a lot of it, so that's second hand, but that's the first one anyone one is aware of.

The first one I remember I was out to dinner with my girlfriend of the time, I was 19. We were just about to leave when there was a problem with my card and the waiter got shitty for some reason. I reacted like he was attacking me personally and started having a panic attack. I hadn't been diagnosed then and honestly thought I was having a heart attack or something, so I ran out of the restaurant to get some air. My girlfriend was left to sort the bill and was pretty angry till she found me outside, jet white and sweating buckets and basically hiding in a back alley across the street.

greentext show

>be me
>last year
>went in mountain with 4 friends to have fun and eat togheter
>don't know why, i get horny
>everyone was sleeping and drunk, me too
>started walk in the forest
>enough away from the place
>sit on a rock, start masturbating watching porn
>came on rocks
>came back, nothing happened

>I masturbated alone and no one saw or knew that I did

Oh gee that's some unacceptable shit right there

another story

>be me
>with actual girlfriend, she's very open and pervert
>going on mountain
>a place with families, kids, pic nic
>starting thing about pervert things to do
>get horny
>we were a little isolated from families
>girlfriend starts ride me with leggings, mi dick goes big in pants
>ride and ride
>she came with an intense orgasm
>realize there was a couple behind us, not too far
>realize they saw everything
>don't give a fuck

Not much to say.
>I found out she has Kik acc so I created one myself to fuck with her.
>Soon it turned out she's big slut.
>It was easy to get nudes.
>Firstly I just fapped to them, but then I wanted more
>so one weekend when parents were away I just came to her room and showed her what I have
>I threatened to post them online
>of course she tried to threaten me with parents, police, then beg but finally agreed to striptease
>I felt I'm in strong position so I demand that she will masturbate in front of me
>of course I heard how disgusting I am etc, but she did it
>when I decided it's enaugh I just said I deleted few pics and left, she got really mad
>I just said some shit like "I bet it made you horny anyway you slut and don't do anything stupid or I will post it online"
>when I left she was crying and shaking

>later in night I woke up because of some noise
>turned out bitch tried to delete them from my phone
>she's dumb because 1) I have my phone password protected 2) I already copied them somewhere else
>so as punishment for misbehaving I forced her to suck my dick
>she stopped mid bj and begged me to let her go and delete, so I "helped" her finish
>next day parents came back
>two days later parents busted into my room really mad, apparently she said them
>demanded to see my pc and phone, I agreed
>they checked it all, found nothing
>so I just said she tried to get me in trouble because I didn't let her do a party with friends on weekend
>since my sis is a bitch and previously lied to get revenge on people (on me too) and parents know this then they believed me
>later I just said sis she will have to work harder now to get those deleted
>since then i didn't do anything "bigger" because i would need parents away at least for whole day

So I guess I will get more fun. Unfortunately last time when parents left for weekend my sis decided to spend night at friends place.

>end of school year
>steal dead fish from science lab
>sneak it into classmate's bottle during recess
>classmate walks back, everyone laughing at him (confused.jpg)
>sees dead fish in his bottle
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>nobody suspects me cause I'm the good kid
>somebody else got blamed
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pretty sure that's rape. Beware that she doesn't film it next time!

Encouraged my 18 year old gf to go on craigslist and find a bbc to suck

This, you dun goof'ed user.

By making it this big a deal you're getting it closer and closer to the point she snaps and goes to the authorities.

Even without much hard evidence it'll be a thorn in your side. Have fun at family events, getting work locally and so on. Hopefully you get a judge that's understanding to her case and you get sent down.

Im aware of that. I know I should stop (or don't start at all) but even thinking about fact that I can force her to do something, that I will see her defeated, begging, crying is making me rock hard.

did she?

The global semen database of course!

Can you supply nudes user?

Things have a way of working themselves out. If you genuinely get off on causing that kind of misery (it's not like she's getting off on this; she despises you) to a family member then you'll get your time to feel shitty eventually. For all the misery you cause her, you'll feel just as miserable.

It'll either be through jail and shunning from your closest friends and family, or by years and years of crippling guilt and depression once you're emotionally mature enough to understand why what you're doing is so shitty.

Whatever the case I'm not gonna change your mind. You do you, but remember that actions have consequences and the more you feel you are in control, the harder it'll hit when you realize you're not.

>all this white knighting, redditor spacing garbage
post moar fucked up shit plox. this is boring.

this

Sorry, but no. Maybe I'm fucked up in the head but I'm careful. So no Kik name, no pic, basically nothing.

maximum kek

when i was eleven i tried to hit on a supermarket employee twice my age

Sorry I ruined your totally secret edgy club where we can LARP about rape because society just doesn't understand us.

>Guize I raped a girl and I hate niggers lets do a raid rule 1 and 2 amirite

Is that better?

Yeh some fucking nigerian old enough to be her dad. Who once he had throat fucked her until she cried, just picked her up one handed (she was petite) and slid her down him cock and didnt stop til he had cum despite her telling him she wasnt on birth control.

That's some MTV Unplugged shit right there due

men are physically designed to rape women. Getting near uncontrollable urges while also being far physically superior. pretty sure nature fucking intended this.

That's what you think. I happen to have a case with two "fat" cops who said they chased down a streaker In late 2008 and I happen to get it captured. Good thing your IP is traceable so we can get the ball rolling for a petty fine! Woo!

I used to think niggers were human.

Nature also intended us to eat our weakest child and smear shit everywhere. We are more than biology and I think you know that. If you're using the biology of primitive man to justify rape in the modern day then your an Olympic tier mental gymnast.

you sound like an utter asshole

This scares me because I can't understand it and the only things I do understand sounds very strange

I know this is shitty. I know I really shouldn't do any of this. It's not like I'm not aware of that. When I left her room I went to toilet and fapped I went back to my room. I passed near hers doors and I heard her crying. The same crying that made me hard maybe 10 minutes earlier made me feel like shit. But when she came to delete photos I didn't remember guilt. I wanted to show her again who's in charge.

Maybe I should seek help. But also as I type this I think what could I do with her.

I feel like one when I act like that. No need to remind me. It's frustrating as fuck but it's something I am totally 100% not able to control. I stay inside whenever possible to stop it affecting other people.

You sound awfully cute

Seek help if this isn't just a LARP.

If you keep going it'll blow up in your face, guaranteed, and you'll feel like a right cunt for not listening to your conscience telling you how retarded you're being.

Thanks mate.

holy shit so much autism take your asses to /r9k/

>Unfortunately last time when parents left for weekend my sis decided to spend night at friends place.
Gee, I wonder why!

>trying to promote board quality on Sup Forums

It's a fools errand son. If you can't beat 'em, shitpost.

Broke up with ex via text. She wanted to get back together so I went down to see her. Must have been desperate, she sucked my dick in a railway station (?!) on the bridge between the tracks. We didn't get busted, but I split with her the next morning, again via text. Haven't seen her since. We had dated for two years prior. Was years ago, best part was... I came as a train went under the bridge. Would do again.

thats the hottest thing ive read on here

>Mi
Hablas español?

>Maybe I should seek help.
Nigger, I'll help...don't stop until you get her to suck you clean after being balls deep in her ass. This will be a short lived opportunity. You must make the most of it while you can. Ask for forgiveness later, after the once in a life time memories.

Yeah man, I have no idea too

>men are uncontrollable animals

so, i guess you're no better than a nigger

Posted a female friend's phone number and pics on here, including a nip slip.

Pic related

Maybe because she was invited by her friend. Not everything is connected, cismale white devil faggot.

how didnt she notice?

There is no chance that she would allow me that. She had big problem with sucking me so I guess if I would demand anal she would stop giving a fuck about nudes.

She did but that faggot is too autistic to realize it.

Most socially unacceptable thing I've done?

>Be me
>Be white
>Be male
>Be heterosexual

>15
>Out to lunch with mom and bro at cheesecake factory
>get the urge to fap
>beeline to bathroom
>twice
>mightynuts.jpg
>into toilet, don't flush, let someone else find it, conserving water
>food was cold when I got back, mom thought I was sick
>got hard again on the way out

This

She told all of her friends at the sleepover about how you blackmailed her, made her show her curves off and even got a bj when she was in defense mode trying to delete pictures, AFTER you made her cry and reevaluate her entire life a few times. When you try and get a job in your town a few years down the line one of the girls from the sleepover, or one of their friends who heard about this will be the one interviewing you. It's a small world, bitch. Good luck.

Semen dies after 3 hours outside, so make it count

you sick fucks

how old was she?

with the envelope, i think it can last at least half a day, even with a small hole poked, its almost sealed

>I jizzed.
>No one noticed.
so, like all your sexual encounters then?

You are not responding to me.

That was me:
Also who the fuck know what will happen in next few years. Maybe I will go abroad to work there, beybe I will move to other city, maybe tomorrow a car will hit me and I will die. Who the fuck knows