Daily Reminder Australia is one of the most powerful nations on Earth

Daily Reminder Australia is one of the most powerful nations on Earth

FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Do you guys throw boomerangs or shitposts at your enemies?

Cruise missile target practice.

I would have believed this if you guys didn't get rekt by Emus.

Oh yeah

>Australia has Collins class submarines that can be heard in stealth mode from about fifty miles away. Seriously, Australia's best defense is to be friendly enough that no one wants to piss off the country or their friends.

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>Australia
zzzz

We beat the US regularly in war games using the Collins. There's footage of it on youtube. Theres ways of getting around it being noisy eg. going closer to shores, turning off completely etc. Not an expert (obviously), but my understanding is noisy doesn't mean too much unless you're careless

Are kangaroos edible?

Yes. They're delicious. Roo meat is ridiculously healthy and high in protein too. And easy to cook. Meat of choice for most gym rats here.

THA BLOODY ROO'S YA CUNTS

feels good familiars

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yes

My first post on Sup Forums and it's about fucking submarines. Post above is correct, Collins Class are CODOG (combined gas/diesel) which means they, unlike nuke subs with run off a reactor that can't be turned off, can shut down and lay in COMPLETE silence on the ocean floor. We took out a US aircraft carrier surrounded by a battle fleet in war games using this tactic. Source: Dingo Ex-Milfag

SUPERPOWER BY 2020

Daily reminder as a sailor in the RAN we didn't even have harpoons on Paramatta when we went to 'confront' the Russians above our border. Our military is so stingy, poor and outdated. It's a currently a joke.

Gib me funding pls

They taste like shit and make very expensive shoes.

>ways of winning by not using engines.
>purchase submarines for 1 billion each that only work when not switched on.

I'm also Australian and think Australia has been incredibly inefficient in wasting a shitton of money on useless military hardware when really we just need better internet speeds so the general populace will be happy and there won't be any uprisings.

>Australia
>powerful
>a nation

They're delicious. The tail is the best part.

>Australia

And where did you get all of those weapons of war? Your're welcome.

>Be america
>Have the strongest army the word has ever seen
>Get taken over by spanish spawns without shooting even once.

Leader, its time to go to bed

obviously a bait post, but see this guy's post

>Implying our military fkn matter
We got great special forces and bloody USA behind us mate I think we'll be alright

Is that a pic of all your army?

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>56k active personal
>most powerful nations
>mfw

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US has 145 Million enlisted soldiers??

No lol, that's half the population.

It's just a shitty fake pic

Whatever. If I could only have one nation helping America in a bar fight it would be Australia. Quality infantry and haven't ever fucked us unlike some "allies" pic related.

Hey Australia. Noone gives a fuck about us too. Many even think we are the same.

I think it means fit for service.

>Argentina
>mocking other countries' military power

Gritty shit meat, but you can eat it

The stench on an Israel sub must be unbearable.

>Australians needed hand to hand combat training
>thats why theres an instructor right next to them

>Americans
>fit
Pick one

Do you guys hunt, trap or run them over?

>Spanish
>niggers

Pick both

You know the billions of Asians around you are eventually going to take your land.
Its an inevitable future.

I really don't know how people make that mistake.

Really one is the master race and the other caused the destruction of europe twice

Clean your pants burger, people are staring.

Who is afraid of a white Christian country whose Queen Knights a homosexual? And now who have elected a Muslim as mayor of its most powerful city?