Shit you would never tell anyone irl Part 2

shit you would never tell anyone irl Part 2

I like both men and women and I am obsessed with straight guys who explore their sexuality

I am so obsessed with idea of straight men being converted to liking men.

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Congrats, you are literally every faggot.

i know more girls like this actually, fukin gross

Wow that's such a crazy secret. Omggggg.

I prostituted myself once to a really old man in the back of a mall parking lot through a Craigslist ad "just for the experience" because I was a super edgy jaded teenager

it was kind of gross (just gave him a bj) because he was semi-flaccid and giving head is moderately uncomfortable because your head's down which makes your nose run and causes saliva to get everywhere which is gross but it totally is worth the money (I think around $200). I am now a good housewife, I go to church and we have a daughter. Nobody knows that I did this and this is probably the one thing I'll never openly admit

Ok

When I was younger I had sex with a girl that came to my house. I tried it in her butt.

I was perverted as a kid.

Tits, timestamp, or GTFO.

Meh I would never find another man sexy or would want to bang. That said I understand why some men are faggots women can be such illogical crazy bitches. Almost would make any man get up and just say I'm done. And as for traps we'll never banged one but won't rule it out if it looks like Carmen Electra or pornstar Lela star and had no penis.

Fucking hot

I'll give you 300 but I more than just head.

you wish little boy

I was sexually assaulted twice, each time by my best friend at the time. Each one in the exact same location, one male, one female. The events occurs years apart however.

What are you male or female?
also greentext

Hmmm details

I shove shampoo bottles is my ass, I'm a straight guy

Dude what is your issue with spamming this. We get it.

Male, I've greentexted the guy one before, and I don't have time to greentext the female one. Basically my best friend and I were all over eachother for a trip with our friends to a cabin in the woods that one of my friends rents every year. She slept on the floor the first two nights, but convinced me to let her share the couch with me the 3rd. I have a girlfriend, so I'm not trying to fuck her, but I was also well aware she was trying to fuck me. Assume it'll be fine and that there's no problem with sharing the couch cause we are facing opposite directions, and it's not like we're spooning or anything. After we talk till like 2, we decide to go to sleep, and she shifts down so her ass is closer to my groin. I think nothing of it and try to go to sleep. After a while I feel her shift down and start pushing her ass against my dick, while also feeling at it with one hand. She's fingering herself with the others. Don't want to ruin her life cause we're with all of our other friends, and my girlfriend is a good friend with her and the rest of them. Don't tell anyone and try to shift out of the way. Eventually I feel her twitching cause she came. She shifts back up and we go back to sleep.

She sends me "accidental" nudes a lot too, with mirrors in the background and shit.

i routinely catfish women and turn them into dominatrixes for the promise of a being a sugardaddy who's into it, when in reality i have a girlfriend who i've been with for 5 years and live with.

Were you creeped or aroused?

also male one :)

Aroused for both, but very creeped for the male one afterwards

Explain what happened with male. ;)
pls

Male one was same place on the same pull out couch, this time pulled out to be a bed. He was more violent. Pulled me by the hair and made me suck his dick. Also originally shoved his hands down my pants and pulled me closer as he grinded his dick against my ass while he jerked me off. That one gave me real panic attacks for a while, but I'm adjusted back to normal now.

I should mention it was just me and him in the cabin that time cause everyone else had already gone home. He grabbed me from the shower.

I've greentexted that before, someone may have screenshots.

err..is this fiction?

Why did you not fight back?

Is this friend of yours gay?

If anyone has similar stories, I'm quite the fan of them.

I did fight back.
He is gay.
I would give more detail if I had the time/battery to do so.

me too

Yeah we all do that's why we asked you fedora cunt shave your neck.

OP is a phag. literally this time

You liked it though.

Straight guys don't explore. We like pussy, sweet wet pussy. Bi men do.

I did once he had me under his control. I have a rape fetish now from that.

This

>Little boy

Sure thing granny. You're boring and a liar. Get on back to those trap threads.

maybe you don't mind a blowjob?

Was he Muslim. They rape boys too.

Nope, he was white.

Sup Forums is a slippery slope, you watch the porn you get interested in something new.

you always want what you dont have.

Never had a sexual notion towards males, moved to thailand, got on 4 chan, saw ladyboys, saw traps.

first time had a big drunk night got locked out of the hotel so went out for a bender and ended up staying at a ladyboys. If you don't see the dick it's like its not there.

never found the male body attractive, but a guy has his g spot in his ass so ofcourse you are going to enjoy a dick in your ass (not that i've tried) just had girlfriends finger

I'm semi-pedo
Still primarily into adult women.
7-12yo girls bodies get me horny, and I really REALLY wish that weren't the case. I avoid cheese pizza, don't fap to fantasies about kids, actually try to shutter that part of my mind away.
Can't get professional therapy for it though without fucking up my life because even doctors label people with this issue as monsters.
I jist want to be fucking normal.

I'm obsessed with impregnation.

i'm vegan

The only reason im still with my gf is because every time i try and break up with her, she begs and offers to do anything. Ive been spending the last 6 months pushing her to the limits and anytime she says no i just tell her its over, and she immediately gives in. Ive done fucked up shit to her. Why am i like this?

I've been screwing over drug dealers in Vancouver BC Canada for the past 4-5 years.

I've exposed their tax evasion, perjury in court, lies they tell about one another, their acts of theft and extortion.

One of them even faked cancer to get medical pot, but remains unpunished because he is snitching on all of his friends.

For the 'snitch', I've also exposed his acts of fraud, resulting in others litigating him, and having his lawyers license to practice law suspended back in July 2013.

More, or a link to his JewTube channel (where he censors and blocks anyone who disagrees with him.

All that, and I have two pet rabbits.

Ahh You monster

You want to end that one real quickly.

Other than manipulating her what have you done to her that is so fucked up?

Same!!! I love the idea of getting someone pregnant and I like fuckint pregos

link and moar

At this point i dont really want to end it because i get whatever i want.

I make her give me head all the time. Almost anytime we go on a long drive she has to give me road head.

Ive made her skip family events to hang out with me.

Ive pissed on her. Im not even into that i just wanted to see if she would let me do it.

Ive cheated on her multiple times, and once i came home and made her suck my dick that was still covered in cum and pussy juice.

Ive tied her up naked and left her there for hours.

Just a few of the things

When I was a teenager, I found out I had pedo fantasies. I stay away from the porn but read the erotic stories. Sickens me that it turns me on. Have light gay fantasies. Mostly about giving head and oral creampies. Have seen guys on craigslist for it a couple times. Pretty embarrassed. Kissing a guy and anal is not a turn on though. Never done that.

um, want to post any pictures? sans face of course. i dont want her humiliated.

Its weird because i can picture myself sucking a dick, i actualy crave it, but the thought of kissing another man makes me sick

Dude you need to stop.

Why

same here. i'd take a hard pass on kissing. any kind of intimacy, hugging, massage, whatever. just not a turn on at all.

Im not sure how i would actually react if i had a cock in my face though. Idk.. maybe someday i will find out

When I was younger, I found my mother's dildo, shoved it in my ass. Some of the plastic broke, so I just put it back like it didn't happen.

Like what?

If fags are born fags (every fag believes this)
Why do fags try to convert every person they fantasy fuck in their heads?

Homosex is born Homosex

I posted some things a little bit above. But essentialy anything i want sexually she does or i threaten to break up with her.

Any ideas on how i could push her further

youtube.com/watch?v=ccxrSODUT_w

This guy faked cancer, lies in court, and censors anyone who disagrees with him.

Go and ask him on his channel "Why did Kirk Tousaw have his lisence to practice law suspended on July 18 2013?" and then go ask the same question at www.cannabisculture.com, but with your Facebook account. Warning: Your FB profile will be flagged as fake and you'll have to supply photo ID to unlock your profile.

It's exciting

You're a legend OP. Keep up the good work.

In all honesty your probably a sociopath of sorts.

I like girls sucking shemales (very feminine ones) but I can't be turned on by seeing a shemale being fucked by another guy or shemale.

My head just tell me gurl + shemale = normal sex with double the boobs.

Im fairly certain i am.

I once beat the shit put of my good friends bff because he was drunk and wouldn't stop trying to kiss me

Its fine to think about "exciting" things like that

But if you try to convert the wrong person, you ded

I currently have a job and I keep going on job interviews just to see if I can get the woman that is interviewing me to go out for drinks then fuck her brains out. I'm currently at 297 interviews and 65 drinks and fuck.

There is no way I would force myself onto someone like that.

Also I don't I would beat someone up for trying to forcibly come onto me. That is excessive and somewhat insensitive.

feelings r for pussies

hes a big gay fucking faggot and he makes me feel awful and i hate him

No feelings are for Human Beans.

Glad you're controlling your urges and not watching pizza or hurting kids. But I don't get it. Why not just be into really thin emaciated asians? Will you ever get help or is your goal to suppress forever?

When you see huge tits and fat ass you don't get horny? What is it about adult women that doesn't interest you?

Weird? No, gay, yes.

When i was 13 i was forced into a sexual relationship with my teacher.

She was this middle aged women, who lived in my neighborhood and new my parents. My parents were pretty strict.

This kid had given my some cherry bombs to give to this other kid to set off during an assembly we were having later in the day.

Somehow she finds out and confiscates them. At the end of the day i beg her not to tell my parents and that i cant get detention because my parents will ground me forever.

She says fine user come to my house after school today.

Im thinking shes going to just make me do some chores.

I knock on her door and she lets me in, i ask if she needs me to mow her lawn she says no, take off your clothes.

What?

Take of your clothes, she repeated.

So i did, she blows me, then she lays me on the bed and gets on top of me and rides me.

She wasnt hot. Her body was eehh..

After that it just felt like she was finding excuses to get me in trouble so i would have to come over and make up for it.

Tell us what's the most extreme thing you've done. I'll give you ideas from there.

I posted a seperate thread on this

I washed out of the military twice before I even turned 20, both for the same reason.
>couldn't hack it, started talking about suicide, had a civilian record of psychiatrist visits and one psych ward visit to prove that I was unfit for service.
I'm 28 now. The 2nd and last time I washed out was from the Army during AIT in 2008.

I've only had sex with hookers.

The stigma surrounding prostitution in the US is unreasonably strong. Also, I don't need people knowing I have no fucking game.

At least you made it to basic.

I backed out the morning I was supposed to go to MEPS. Recruiter was understandably disappointed. I didn't even try to hack it.

I love watching handjobs and blowjobs. I prefer hj/bj scenes over regular fucking scenes. There's nothing more attractive to me than a woman working a cock with her mouth and hands. I also like when they inspect, compare and measure them.

You're a lucky fucker nothing better than a horny older lady to show you the ropes

I had no other choice either times. I absolutely *had* to go, otherwise I'd have been homeless. It took some time, but I've just about gotten over the shame and guilt of having quit.

>she blows me

Lel

I was terrifying at the time, but i guess ya it helped me know how to fuck. As the girls my age started to progress sexually they would brag about how much better i was than the other guys

Because it's fucked up to do it to someone who doesn't enjoy it. Its way more fulfilling to be in a relationship where you do that shit not as a punishment but as something the other person enjoys.

I dont give a fuck about that

Edgy.

calm down arty

I've slept with several of my blood relatives and quite a few of my in-laws. Regret nothing.

story time? greentext cousin

Please share these accidents

In high school i had a crush on this girl but my friend started dating her. My friend had overly religous parents so i told them he was gay and kept coming on to me, and when he wouldn't stop bothering me i threatened to tell them, and thats why he got a gf to cover for himself.

They believed me and sent him away to a boarding school to reform faggots.

I quickly swooped in and stole his gf

When I was 14 my friend and I would let an old guy (like 50) eat our pussies for cigaretts and beer.

green text the first time

My daughters friend (15) openly flirts with me. (Im divorced) my daughter knows and hates that her friend does it. What my daughter doesnt realize is ive been fucking her friend for months, and thats the reason she's basically been living here the past few months

Why can't I meet people like this?

You'd have to leave the basement

I sometimes let my brother cum on my legs or backs. It depends. We never had sex or anything. But once he asked me and I said Yes. Since then we have been doing this. Pic is my legs

How many backs do you have?