Is he fucking retarded?
Is he fucking retarded?
yes.
please stop.
If you know of a better way to make freedom fries I'd love to hear it
theres something off about this man
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it's cookino, you wouldn't understand
JUST CUT OFF THE BOTTOM SO ITS FLAT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
honest question. i keeps seeing these webms, and he seems like he's slow. is it just a joke thought? is he doing these videos as a gag, or is he actually mentally retarded?
Did he soak the potato BEFORE slicing it... What a retard.
honestly... yes
Plebs
shut up idiot
how is he so bad
It's all the worms in his brain
Jack thread?
I'm in.
I'm ready to get mad.
Are you fucking me
you want that skin side crisp Jack, boiling it in oil and butter ain't gonna do that
Reeeeeee
Jack is cookino. He is obviously the andy kauffman of cuisine.
He's a master of his craft
Jack buys skinless, he recommends skinless salmon, let that sink in
link to the vid with the really pink undercooked chicken? I wanna see how he justifies it.
>Jack buys skinless
>he recommends skinless
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i know know whos more pathetic the 'za and fags who post this or that guy who literally cooks shit for the sake of views
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I'm watching this right now. He brings the world's worst trained cook to demonstrate totally mediocre cooking techniques. Roasted in the comments too.
> he recommends skinless salmon
Why? Because he's never had crispy skin? I imagine it's probably hard to get crispy skin salmon when you're frying it for twenty minutes in a pool of oil and butter.
He has none of the sensibilities of a cook. His skills are non-existent, his palate is as limited as a 5 year old and and the choices he makes are beyond retarded.
I can't believe he's able to make a living off his youtube and sauces. I seriously can not.
MOIST
Is he just making this shit up as he goes?
AS SOON AS HE TAKES "HIS VERSION" OUT, OH MY GOD! YOU CAN TELL.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS MAN!!!
Notice how Gordon doesn't waste a third of the onion's volume, and has a much better technique.
he has downs
he hides the downy mouth with the stupid beard and the downy eyes with the stupid glasses.
Just pop it in the microwave for a minute dude, lol it's not a big deal
Whoops meant for
>Duel wielding knifes to cut apples
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Person whose only knowledge about onions stem from Shrek here: why can you slice through the root but not cut it off?
Yep, he's a psychopath who chokes his own children for smoking a bit of weed.
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH What the fuck am I watching?!
fucking hell how?
reminder these threads are instantly deleted on /ck/.
but Sup Forums, being the (e)celebrity board, takes all comers.
>season the skin
>tears off all the skin
>eats the uncooked chicken with no seasoning on either chicken
I'm going to have a fucking aneurysm with this guy
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> reminder these threads are instantly deleted on /ck/.
so what you're saying is that /ck/ is reddit the board?
This made me angry, fuck, I feel like an idiot for being triggered by this.
in his newer videos he's gotten himself a much nicer kitchen
>he's making a living off this shit
just fucking kill me right now
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIM. I AM BLISTERING WITH RAGE
he does this shit on purpose, nobody could possibly be this dumb
Triggered
>max fill
You'll still cry a bit from technique Gordon suggests, especially if you're slow with a knife, but if you cut the root right off the intensity of the crying will go to maximum hyperdrive.
At least that's my experience.
mother of god
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It's beyond definition, I don't know why I have such a strong response to him but I do.
The oil is COLD
I always leave it on because it makes it easier to cut
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>jar near the end
What video is this
the key is to have a really sharp knife, it doesn't crush as many cells in the onion to release the sulfur compound reaction
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>that video where he's attempting to cut a wooden spoon handle with a ceramic blade and is "surprised" it breaks
This too, friendo.
She's the cutest, especially in that blue tank top.
this is the best
EL JUSTO
>this thread
>That episode where he can't remember how induction cooktops work 2 minyes after explaining how they work, so he uses a magnet on his pans to tell
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>not posting true chefkino
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I'll bear that in mind. I don't sharpen regularly.
>Gordon will never bust accompanied by a camera crew into this fat fucks house while he shoots a video
This.
Any other trick is a meme. Just have a sharp knife so you're crushing and releasing the enzymes and you'll be fine.
Seriously someone fucking kill this guy. Burn his house down. It could easily be covered up as a grease fire. We need this guy's genes out of the equation.
Yeah definitely, he had a stroke so that probably contributed to his retardation. If he has another stroke or two he'll probably go full wheel chair downs
Idk man after watching him for awhile he genuinely seems fucking stupid and not acting. how do you play the long con of pretending to be borderline literally retarded for that many years on youtube?
>everyone here for a good laugh
>for some reason that makes us stupid(?)
No one here is looking for technique and if he triggers /ck/ so bad that you can't even use him as a "what not to do" example then it sounds like /ck/ is a shit board.
what frame rate or frame rate change is the original video using to make it look so animated?
He's already reproduced
I love how you can tell that his oil's not hot enough when he puts it in at the end.
if the threads keep making it across boards and on reddit we might get that.
I have the fucking chat logs Jack you fucking donkey!
I think he's poaching it.
im gonna vomit
WHY ARE ALL HIS KNIVES SO DULL, HIS KNIVES ARE SO SHIT HE HAS TO USE A SERRATED ON A GODDAMN ONION
>those videos where he goes out and prepares fresh game
mind you he doesn't always make the kill, but it's still based as fuck
God help me I still would.
He has two sons, that's the younger one.
He disowned his other son because he caught him smoking pot.
What's wrong with this?
Then make sure the family is in the house. Burn down all buildings that contain his genes. I don't care, we just need it OUT
>batter everywhere
>way past max fill
>frozen dog
>plops it into cold oil
Every single step of this was wrong. What the FUCK man.
HE BRINGS THIS PISSING OVER
AND THE BIG SURPRISE IS
THE FUCKING CHICKEN IS FUCKING RAWWW
>mfw he got his money back from Walmart due to it being "faulty"
Also, why does he have a fucking washing machine in his kitchen? Why does he store his knives on the wall above them? Either he's storing them in an inefficient spot, or he actually prepares food on-top of the washing machines when he's not doing videos.
WHAT THE FUCK.
a friendly reminder that king ja/ck/ only cooks when he's filming for his youtube channel and they eat out every other day
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For a moment I thought this was BrightSidebob?
most adverts use a really high framerate, probably double (24->48).