I'm blind

I'm blind.
AMA

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Waddup ?

Beyond a doubt the most clever thread Ever.
Bravo user , Bravo

Feeding my seeing eye bird, he's sick.
Not trying to be clever, just wanting to answer some questions for curious anons.

Lol lol again Bravo

Can you see?

No, I see nothing.
Not black or white, or grey.
Just nothing.

How many fingers am I holding up?

I can't read images

>Not black or white, or grey.

Jokes on you! I didn't post an image!

How are you responding to these questions?

Does it matter what a bitch looks like? Does ass and tit size matter? Finally what super sense do you have that makes up for being blind?

None of those
I couldn't tell
I have a text to speech program that reads selected texts.
My seeing eye bird is trained to squak when I've highlighted text that reads in plain English so I don't end up highlighting a bunch of unnecessary URLs

What do you fantasize about while masturbating

>My seeing eye bird is trained to squak when I've highlighted text that reads in plain English

Holy shittles my sides are history.

How do you know when the niggers be niggering?

Once you go blind you are no longer a tits or ass kinda guy.
You become a voice guy.
I like to hear woman with sweet voices, and because I went blind my hearing has greatly heightened so I can hear every little thing going on in a girl's mouth when she talks. Everything a girl says becomes sexy ASMR.

I pretend to be blindfolded as a girl watches me masturbate.
Just kinda what im into.

I know right. Cheap ass faggot should have bought a parrot.

Did you go blind or were you born blind?

Parrots are the worst seeing eye bird you can buy. They repeat shit and it gets repetitive.
My seeing eye bird is a Cockatoo named Falcor, he's extremely intelligent and knows how to help me find my way.

I would prefer my anime sidekick to be a hawk.

Imagine having the sight of a hawk AND being blind.

I don't know the difference between a black person and a white person.
I went blind.
I was at the dentist and the doctor said he could help with any eye issues I had so he gave me some contacts.
My eyesight was blurry at first but he insisted they just had to kick in.
The next day I woke up blind.

Were you born blind?

pornfortheblind.org/
>nonprofit
>please upload

Yea but with a parrot OP could name it O' Arrrgh, grow a beard and wear 2 eye patches.
Shit would be cash.

You do NOT want a seeing eye hawk.
Very very expensive and requires a protective glove to be warn at all times.
Plus they'll kill shit and bring it in your house and you won't even notice until they rot. I had a seeing eye hawk named Mothra as my first seeing bird and he fucked my life up.

Nice roadsign de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bundesstraße_404

I thought you just said your seeing eye cockerel coca doodled when you highlighted nigger text?

>at the dentist
>doctor gave me contacts
>RIP

>don't know the difference between a black person and a white person
>a Cockatoo named Falcor
>Once you go blind you are no longer a tits or ass kinda guy.
>pretend to be blindfolded as a girl watches me masturbate.
>Just kinda what im into


you're putting it on too thick.
6/10 troll
10/10 kek for
>My seeing eye bird is trained to squak when I've highlighted text that reads in plain English

>I had a seeing eye hawk named Mothra
now, come on. who'd buy that. too much.

>my dentist gave me contacts that made me blind
jupp, sounds legit.

Is it because of his name?
He was a yellow Hawk with big eyes and a cool feather layout that made him look like mothra
So I named him mothra

He got fired if that makes you feel any better

suuure he did. I heard he became an astronaut right afterwards.
didn't you also have a seeing eye iguana?

misha?

Came to this thread. Worth it.

I have a terrible fear of lizards
I would never purchase a seeing eye iguana.
Lizards aren't good for eye pets anyways since they're virtually silent.
Which is another reason I fear them.

>He was a yellow Hawk with big eyes and a cool feather layout that made him look like mothra
>Cause his dad doesn't satisfy her like a big plastic dick.
Seems legit.

What's the most fucked up thing you've seen?

Hey look! A flower! Now that's something you don't see everyday!
Hey look! A bird! Now that's something you don't see everyday!
Hey look! A tree! Now that's something you don't see everyday!
Hey look! Literally anything! Now that's something you don't see everyday!

I once walked in on my mum sucking my lil bros dick.

kek

I hope you used Ctrl + C & Ctrl + V to tell that joke, you'll never get that time you spent typing such a shit joke back.

This user was not me
The worst thing I have ever seen was myself going blind. Pretty damn scary. I'm glad I can't see.
Girls think it's charming and I get a sweet bird out of it.
I'm glad I can't see everything everyday

What caused you to go blind? Disease or did you fuck something up?

...

I came too hard once and when I woke up I was blind. I thought I was dead, but my mom and dad were there, crying, and trying to cover my now flaccid penis with something.

This user isn't me.

When my dad walked in and they started having a 3 way I had to leave the room.
Stubbed my toe on the door frame on my way out becauseI was in such a hurry.

This is by far my favorite Sup Forums post of all time.

first day here?

Don't be retarded

you took eye advice from your god damn Dentist and took contacts from him holy shit you deserve to be fucking blind you got damn retard

Takes one to know one, retard.

Can you see through the eyes of the bird as if you were him? That'd be cool.

He showed me documents showing that he was getting his eye care license
It was either that or spend hundreds on glasses.

allright, I'll upgrade you to 7/10 for good effort. it was fun, user. never stop. either I'm new here -which I am - or you've come up with something more original than "andy sixx log", and thats worth someting. good job.
just for giggles, what would you call your seeing eye pet iguana?

No.
Whenever I wanna move around outside, especially in crowded downtown
I extended my arm and make a squak noise and then falcor will fly in the direction I need to go but taking the least crowded route.

pics of your eyes w/ timestamp or gtfo

Probably Godzilla since it's a big lizard
Though I think my favorite monster is King Ghidora, but the iguana doesn't have multiple heads so I couldn't name him King Ghidora.

>Getting his eyecare license
>Not an eye doctor yet

You still deserve it you retard

I can't write user
No seeing eye bird can teach a blind man how to write

No but this thread just made me laugh. The rest of Sup Forums is cock tribute, trap shit and gore at the moment.

But I got contacts for free
Who's the retard now