Hey /b, let's adventure

Hey /b, let's adventure.

Posts ending in 0-3 make decisions for the character. First post from 0-3 picks the class.

Let's go :D

We all want a mage of course

mage absolutely

I mean, this is a site for wizards isn't it?

Nicely done mate!

Its that it

Mage it is.
You're in prison. What do?
That thing by the door is a guard by the way.

I pick Jew

Ask the guard how his day is

Put everything in inventory

Forgot to mention, you can cast a fireball every 5 turns as a mage.
Sorry I'm bad at this :c

teleport the guard in the cell with you

Such as?

I guess he wins this one

who the fuck would pick merchant?

Also scientist should be replaced with alchemist.

You need to be a little more specific

Everything and yes I do mean the guard too

How would you put the cell itself in your inventory?

You grab the guard and try to stuff him into your pocket. He gets mad and opens the gate. He looks angry.

Lick the guard's face

Me likey, me likey!

Seduce him with licks

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Necromancer ofc

Gay lewd scene

now take the sword and put it in is arseol

Kiss the guard passionately

now cast that fireball (finally!) to dispatch the aroused guard

An armored skeleton falls from the sky

Penetrate the guard anally

Fireball him in the mouth, then take his uniform and weapon and gtfo

I really suggest that we betray that closet faggots trust and fireball his ass.

Monster attack. Reptilian spiders pour in through the barred window.

btw can the mage learn new spells, too?

Pull guards dick out and shoot it with fire ball

This

Awh :c
He's dead.
Cooldown 5 turns.

You can :D

exit the room by moonwalking

Lay him in the bed, take his kit as a disguise, leave

Seven mutant spider-squirrels crawl in through the barred window and start spitting poison.

You can only chose what the character does, sorry.

Try to transform into a poison-spitting, mutant spider-squirrel!

You don't know that spell :c

D:

reroll

Perform a divination to see the most likely exit from the prison.

DANCE

rape his dead body

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Darn, countdown should be on 4. Sorry ;c

Eat guard for sustenance

Violently inhale smoke to intimidate other guard

Take dead guards knife

You gain an extra HP for 3 turns.

Search through dead guard's stuff. Take anything of use.

take all of guards gear.

Offer flesh to other guard

Reroll

Rape the ceiling

break the other guard's will, by looking at him really mean

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Piss fire on the guard

GUYS WE'RE STILL IN THE FIRST ROOM COME ON

Rape the flesh

Run past the guard

dig the ground under guard and pass him

kick guard in the neck

Push past the guard & run

Reroll

You tried, but the guard attacked. -2HP.

Beat him to death with the flesh and run

Keep on raping it

use flesh as a shield

Shove the flesh in the guard's face as a distraction, then run.

Can we stab the fucker with the guard-meat..

Punch his dick

rape guard

You get attacked again. Not redrawing the same thing.

try to steal guards sword and attack him with it

Cooldown should be on 0 btw. Sorry ;c

Lick his face

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steal guard's sword and show him your sword swallowing skillz

release the spell and burn guard down while holding his sword

Use ice blast to freeze the guards arms and legs to the ground but keep him alive and grab his sword

Can't steal the sword, you're both holding it.

You only know fireball so far

kick him in the nuts, steal sword, swallow sword

Use fire blast instead

vomit flesh into his face and take sword

Cast teleport! and Nothin Personnel kid him

set the sword on fire with the fire spell and cut guard in half

Triple digits

nigger dick

Give up on fighting for the sword and run out the room

Touch his penis

Use the sword to slit your throat and kill yourself.

The sword burns his hand and you steal it, attacking the guard. He's super dead.

Kick to the fucking balls mate. Mash his gonads

Cover with the blanket and try to hide. +2 def