Post your sexual adventures and be as detailed and explicit as possible! Do me proud Sup Forums!

Post your sexual adventures and be as detailed and explicit as possible! Do me proud Sup Forums!

> be me 22f
>at bar with bf and his friend
> been with boyfriend for about 5 or 6 months now. Idfk. Doing well and been living together for the majority of it.
>playing pool and having a few drinks
>well watching them play and drinking but what the fuck ever
>spot guy at jukebox
>have mini heart attack
>guy looks just like fag I fucked on the regular for a few months before meeting bf.
> just ghosted on the fag after fucking him
> get bfs attention and point guy out.
> still have guys number
> text guy cuz fuck it I want to know if it's him
> guy laughs and says no it's not him. He's at home.
> wants to know what happened to me
> give shitty excuse
> bf gets idea
> get bad feeling cuz bf is a bit of a tool and a jack ass sometimes when it comes to others
> bf takes phone
> bf texts guy pretending to be me
> calls him degrading names, says his dick is tiny compared to new bf, just degrades him dominatrix style
> dudes fucking into it

Continue?

Other urls found in this thread:

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph594300482696a
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Lets just get this out of the way.

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph594300482696a

bump

continue

I don't wanna see landwhale tits man....

both you and your bf sound like degenerate retards. and you're a dumb slut

Continue

Shut up fag.

Eh i'll pass on this story

dem trips tho

No one care what you think.

yes... and lets see them tits while you're at it.

Ex gf sucked my dick in a changing room.

When I was about 14/15 I fingered a girl at the cinema during a showing of Harry Potter.

19/f, just started fucking my dealer (in fairly public places as well). If there's any interest I can write up a couple greentexts.

Tell us some stories femnon

Tits? Also do you get free shit?

And yeah sure go for it

YES CONTINUE

> and then it starts getting into '3some' talk
>everybody's getting excited for:
>OPEN THE DOOR / GET ON THE FLOOR /EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR.

>Be me
>a virgin
>keep being a virgin

>be op
>be faggot

gra/ndxxxa/uto.com enjoy

Alright I'll start writing it up!
>no tits tonight, sorry anons
We smoke every time we hang out, and he gives me a very nice discount when I'm looking to buy some extra.

> be me
> browse online forums
> become friendly with female user [she would listen to me bitch]
> also be virgin and start liking the female attention
> talk on phone voice is hot
> we kinda start "seeing each other" even tho other side of country
> she says she loves me [I say i do 2 so she doesn't feel bad]
> shares pic [she looks like she's a model in a target cataloge (super generic PC pretty)]
> flies me out
> I find my way to her apartment, knock on door nervous - opens up she's just as pretty.
> put my stuff down we start making out on bed
> we just stay in her apartment the whole time can't get enough of each other
> get my first blow job "so that's what all the fuss is about" she laughs
> she's really wealthy [fancy job at tech place] so we eat fancy food all day, make out, blows me and just giggle about stupid shit.
> I constantly finger her - she always strips down I eat her out
> don't even achieve final form and am ready for intercourse
> "should I get condoms at the gas station?" she asks - I puss out "no"
> am prodding the head of my dick in her pussy while we have this conversation confused why its not going in [spoiler to all virgins the hole is a little lower than it looks]
> average day: wake up to blow job, she makes me breakfast, I finger her in kitchen - fool around all day evening comes, bed time - just finger her eat her out blow me, make he screaming orgasm multiple times [she was obsessed with me]
> parties over gotta go back
> she starts getting weird obsessive
> I break it off
> she dies in her sleep
> find out 3rd party born with heart problem

[pic related closest thing I can find on google images resembling her.]

> continue texting beta fag for a few days like this
> still super into it
> find out he has a gf now too but she isn't doing it for him
> somehow end up setting up day and time to meet up and fuck all three of us
> beta gag expects my bf to fuck him while he fucks me or I suck him off
> ff to meet up
Yah gets there. I'm laying naked on our bed while bf goes to open the door with his raging hard cock
> he's about 8"
> guy can't keep his eyes off his dick and is just as bad with me.
> bf starts by making him go down on me while he fucks my throat
> hot.jpg
> guy wants to suck my bfs dick now. We share his shaft and I tell him how small he is compared to bf.
> he fucking eats it up
> shove his teeny peeny in my mouth
> he sounds like he's going to explode already

Continue?

that's not a timestamp.

NO, dinosaur story already told

we just want tits, pussy, and ass shots with timestamps

>no tits tonight
GTFO then. That was easy wasn't it, femanon?

I'm here to tell stories not post tits, been there done many times. If I started posting it's just gonna be one big request thread and this isn't one I'd like to derail. Take it or leave it user, this thread is free for everyone.

I'll be happy to leave it, so be gone trap faggot.

tits and timestamp, it's been like this forever... or are you new?

So your bf likes dudes?

>picked up an 8/10 face 9/10 body at a bar and took her to a highrise unit I own in downtown
>called an uber to take her home in the morning and slipped her a couple hundred to not contact me and also because idgaf
>use her like a prostitute for a few months
>sex gets ridiculously good, she starts begging me to bareback her and starts taking the pill for it
>her friends sometimes visits from outta town and we have glorious threesomes
>she actually texts me to let me know which friend is visiting and sends me pictures asking if I wanna hit it
>absolutely refused to take any money from me after a couple months
>we've been doing this for a year now
>most fucking interesting and exotic sex I've ever had in my 30 years of being on this earth happened within the past few months

>things we've done

>threesome on a fire lookout on top of a mountain
>threesome in a tent on the beach under some cliffs
>threesome in the corner of a parking structure
>double blowjob while driving, both of them in the passenger seat. This one needed some careful limb placements and maneuvering
>threesome in a hot tub with 3 lush bathbombs going at once, next to a large window overlooking downtown
>threesome in a park at night

>other notable encounters
>sex on the roof of my house
>prepare and eat sushi off her body
>tie her up blindfolded, fuck her, and leave her tied up and naked with my cum dripping out of her in upstairs bathroom. Then went downstairs and played cards & drank with a couple friends downstairs who had no idea she was in the house

Sometimes I can't believe this is actually my life. Best part is, she's never asked me for anything besides sex and occasional cuddling. No relationship talk at all whatsoever.

Drop those nudes, faggot.