WTF just happened? >Be me, wagecuck >Job sucks but there are a lot of hot girls on my floor so eyecandy is guaranteed >Start talking to a qt petite girl with a surprisingly big tight ass >We become friends and I catch her looking at me sometimes >Fast forward to today >We start talking about random shit like we always do >She's quite flirty with me but she's nice to everyone so I don't really care >We have a lot of things in common so we get along pretty well >Out of nowhere she drops the bomb >How big is your dick user? While making a hand gesture making it look like she was holding a dick >Ohfuck.jpg >Start to think of a clever response >"I guess there's only one way to find out" >She stares at me, laughs and turns around to keep working on whatever she was doing
Did I fuck up? WTF are you even supposed to say in that situation? I wanna fuck her so bad but I'm afraid I fucked it up
help
Jordan Moore
Sounds like you dodged some stds
Grayson Wright
that wasent bad. i think you played it fine. dont over think it. keep flurting and you shood be good
James Bailey
cringey question, cringey response
Kayden Rogers
You didnt fuck up. Thats what you're supposed to answer.
Well, simple : just drop your phone number and tell her to meet you after work. If she's interested, there you go, free pussy. If she is not, just say that you thought that was a proposition, and move on. No loss. Just take the whole thing in a casual way.
Nathaniel Brooks
Next time, just ask her how big her dick is
Luis Martinez
you've made her curious now, good job user
Andrew Cruz
You didn't do anything wrong. Just don't try to talk to her, next time you talk make sure she talks to you first. If she doesn't talk to you first you dun goofed. But if she does, just play it off like always and you'll get laid.
Isaac Bell
Give it time user. It'll come
Asher Gutierrez
Can somebody quit talking about this faggot and his pussy ego for two God damn seconds and tell me what trips is, or who trips is, or what the fuck.
Ethan Gonzalez
It's friday soon. Just ask her to hit the bar for a cold one after the work. Things will work out naturally after that.
Jaxson Butler
Dude u r the man! Last time someone asked me that i said it was small... never talked to me anymore...
Adrian Rodriguez
better be b8
Liam Phillips
Trips r in the numbers newfag, cant believe this needs an explanation...
Joshua Rivera
Ugh...sorry Buddy but you fell for the classic trap that women use to get lawsuit wins for sex harassment.
Next time you see her be sure to an hero in a spectacular fashion. Always gits da bytches.
Jordan Perez
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Liam Johnson
>wagecuck Protip: Stop browsing /r9k/, that board is for autisitc retards who overthink the dumbest shit and lock up when it counts. Relationships aren't some game where you can win by giving the right answers and making the right moves.
She wants you to make a move. Her asking about her dick was her attempting to make that clear. Your response was playful, sure but there was no way for her to do anything with it without doing more work by coming onto you. Your response should've been more direct.
Either way, you didn't fuck up. You'll only fuck up if you leave things at that. Hit her up and ask her to hangout and then follow up on it (this time you initiate things like a big boy).
Juan Scott
you played it cool man, it would have gone better if you winked at her with the response.
If she's asking about your dick, not much else you can say really
David Taylor
> its in the numbers man >betr b b8
Elaborate stupid fucks. Is it three numbers in a row or is it three of the same numbers being in your post number? For people who have access to basically all of the knowledge in the human realms via the interweebs you both definitely still have to L2 essssplain.
Jaxson Wilson
>summer fag detected
Ok, one time... Look at the last few numbers of your post id. Are they doubles xx Or trips? xxx
Or as is your case singles.
Now fuck off faggot
Andrew Perez
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Jack Hughes
You did just fine man, now all you have to do is ask her out for a drink or something, sounds like she might be down :). Dont be stupid and say something like "So do you wanna come find out how big my dick is?" or anything retarded like that, just ask the bitch out
Levi Perry
Quality explanation from a sub par m8. Preechiate it love.
Noah Perez
There's only one way to answer a cringey question
Forgot to mention that she has a boyfriend, but she doesn't seem too invested in their relationship, and she's always complaining about him
She always comes up to me to say hi, and she always text first so I guess that's good
I'm not trying to rush it, but fuck she makes me diamonds
Lincoln Anderson
Obligatory >op is a faggot
Cause said so
Nicholas Ward
Fucking lurk more holy fucking shit
Hunter Wilson
Fuck off faggot Uck off faggot Ck off faggot K off faggot Off faggot Ff faggot F faggot Faggot Aggot Ggot Got Ot T
Mason Howard
You done did right, user. She was fishing. You were playing it cool and she was wondering when you were going to make the first move. She finally broke and gave up the ghost.
Just be cool. If it gets brought up just have short answers, like k, let's do this, then drop it, let's make it happen. Then drop it. Make her come to you.
She's just going through the movements so in her head she doesn't appear a slut but most importantly she doesn't wanna get hung up on you when the next Chad comes around. Preemptive softening of the end. Fuck her stupid and you'll see the signs when to dump her but not before sticking it in her ass.
Jaxson Smith
Found the lonely virgin
Dominic Evans
Lol
Austin Lopez
this. women = cats. like a little kitten she's bapped the jumpy piece of string on the ground then run backwards to hide but will creep up and bap it a bit further next time.
You didn't fuck up, she's testing how interested you are and as long as you play it cool things will progress further.
You WILL fuck this up btw, but its your choice if you learn from it for next time and improve your autismo tendencies or if you progress from Sup Forums to /r9k/ from your faggotry.
Blake Sanders
Take your red pill, OP. Don't shit where you eat.
Gavin Stewart
Found the faggot that likes getting fucked by goats
Jaxon Stewart
Kek
Ayden Garcia
Allahu akbar, my friend
Jaxson Hughes
You played it like a boss pimp and you don't even realize it. All you have to do is wait until closing, assuming you work some shit retail job, walk up to her and say "Ready to find out?" You'll be balls deep in that shit in less than 30 minutes.