Whats up losers? ;) You ok ? hehe

Whats up losers? ;) You ok ? hehe..
Look what i just bought, it's a new Rolex Submariner ;)

You see i don't wear shitty watch like workingclass dumb idiots wear.. shit watches like Casio and fucking Timex. ;)) I only wear expensive watches ;)

Ask me anything ;) if you are nice maybe i'll give you some tips in life to be as rich as me ;) richfag here ;)

Fucking hate dumb workingclass poorfags

Fat faggot posting fat wrist again

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hey Wreck-it-Ralph, do you have the time?

I wear a fitness watch, because it actually does shit. And I actually move once a fucking month, unlike your fucking fat ass ham arm having self. Jesus christ, try walking once in a blue moon, you must spend all your money on custom watches to fit your wrist that is thicker than a telephone pole, that and mcdonalds

What's it like to wear something smartphones have made obsolete for less money?

Is your last name McDonald's?

I'd crucify you but you're so fat your silhouette would look like a blowpop and that'd fuck up the skyline.

First thing your type two diabetes is showing.

Secondly... bragging about a Rolex Sub is like putting your toe into the deep end and telling everyone you can swim with the big boys.

Not so sure that's real, bub

I've been moderately fat in the past, but my wrists looked nothing like that.

Exactly how fat are you? Can you still reach your ass to wipe, or have you been forced to install a bidet?

tits or gtfo

Can I Meepo? I have perfect micro skills

Looks like that wrist is literally MADE of pancake, that shit could absorb some syrup.

> 2017
> not smart watch
Go away

Stainless sub is a nice watch, but it's the cheapest out of all the subs and you are obese af

Well, I used to wear an apple watch everyday.

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Gonna need a timestamp, OP

I love the no date sub though.

God here comes this tub of shit posting every goddamn fucking minute

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What happened to your knuckles?

The fat fuck probably ate them

Do you buy expensive watches to distract from that ham hock you call a wrist?

played too much minecraft?

Why is OP such a faggot?

I think this is a silly post. Cellular phone's in general have had clocks built in. Also a watch is more than a time teller, it's also a clothing accessory. Not to mention, I don't like taking my phone into stores so it's nice to have the time on my wrist.

low quality bait that normies bite on

>I don't like taking my phone into stores
wat

Phone's are the size of small tablets. I don't want to lug that shit around.

But you're lugging around an ass that, by the size of your wrist, must be the size of a boat.

learn 2 apostrophe

f'gt

inb4 op paraplegic due to diabetic amputation