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Getting the ball rolling with some Vals

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imagine if she was actually this hot lads

who is this whore

Valenbunda bless

half of them are hideous without make up
id fuck all of them tho

>exposed g-strings
>chokers
oh boy

it is valentina shevchenko my guy

Does she beat Pena?

I feel like she might get wrestlefucked

Also, who would you rather smash?

MARTIAL ARTS TIER RANKING:

god tier:
MMA (boxing, muay thai, wrestling and submission grappling base)

demi-god tier:
MMA (rest of combinations, bases and styles)
muay thai
kickboxing K1/low kick
boxing
"MMA striking", boxing/kickboxing/muay thai combo
no-gi submission grappling


great tier:
savate
lethwei
sanda
shoot boxing
combat sambo
combat wrestling
catch wrestling
freestyle wrestling
sambo
brazilian jiu-jitsu
luta livre

good tier:
full contact kicboxing (no leg kicks)
full contact kickboxing with taekwondo influente
full contact kickboxing with karate influente
kyokushin karate
any style of full contact karate
old shooto/amateur pankration A.K.A. "MMA for faggots that hates strikes in the ground"
kudo
combat jujutsu
competetive jujutsu
judo
greco-roman wrestling

mediocre tier:
vovinam
folk wrestling
jacket wrestling
Shuai jiao
glima
Bökh

good fundamentals but in their own are not useful in a real fight for being point fighting:
shotokan karate
point fighting kickboxing
point fighting boxing

has some good kicks but the 90% of it is pure shit:
taekwondo

bad tier:
traditional karate
traditional jujutsu
belt wrestling
kurash
turkish oil wrestlig A.K.A. "is not gay if balls don't touch"
sumo
krav maga
self-defense martial arts
no mcdojo kenpo
capoeira
dambe
combatives

pure shit tier:
meme karate
meme self-defense martial arts
ALL kung fu
mc dojo taekwondo
taichi
Kajukenbo
""professional"" ""wrestling""
baji quan
tang soo do
aikido
any meme martial art
SYSTEMA
all korean ""matial arts"" aside of taekwondo
wing chun
Jeet Kune Do
shootfighting "bart vale slapping meme art"
mcdojo kenpo
danzan-ryu jujutsu
silat
hapkido
ninjutsu
shin kicking
tai-chi
Chun Kuk Do
""combat jiu-jitsu"" eddie bravo slapping tournament

>great tier:
>savate

opinion discarded

wait why do I even casually watch ufc when this exists

bloodyelbow.com/2017/1/10/14227432/ufc-news-olympic-boxer-who-sparred-with-ronda-rousey-i-just-dont-see-her-leaving-tarverdyan

Good read here.

Pena cause she doesn't have a sixhead babushka face. Valentina needs to stop tying her hair in a ponytail

Cody is goat. We should have known it. Shame on us heem

youtube.com/watch?v=0AmNzWv9aoM

New Maurice, STOP WATCHING MMA YOU RACIST REDNECKS

theres a backstage video of cro cop right after his fight against mark coleman
where he is talking to one of his teammates about having a free day and going to eat
and going to "kurve " which means hookers
than he looks at the camera and says
"dont film me"
pretty sure he fucked a lot of nippon bitches

>savate
>bad

savate is great tier my friend, and unlike traditional kickboxing with savate learns how to kick with shoes, the oblique kick and savate stylish usually have way better foodwork than kickboxers and muay thai stylish.

>martial arts tiers
>MMA

nigga split it all up. why make such a long fucking list but be so lazy at the top?

>kissing the BBC heavy bag
hmmmmm

wtf, i dont get it, why she is still with taverdyan?
its absolutly madness

daddy issues

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Can't she find a better daddy replacement ? Anybody other than armenian snake oil salesman should do

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I heemed myself today

Americans ruined mma with wrestling

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to see that you still feel?

not now when he raised her to be his little cumdumpster
i bet you he shags her on a daily basis

I focus on the pain

>Mark Hunt suing UFC and Brock Lesnar

let it happen

FACE THE PAIN

Short of Edmund signing her up for Brazzers or some porn shit, I seriously doubt there is anything he could do that would result in Ronda leaving him

Now that Mark Hunt owns Zuffa Slice of Heaven will be the new PPV intro song

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That ranking is so shit

MMA is awful for martial arts. If you start wrestling and BJJing IRL you're gonna get your head kicked in.

Going to the ground in a street fight, which is where martial arts is only used, is so fundamentally moronic it beggars belief.

Wrestling the sport evolved from controlled greco roman wrestling, not from fighting irl. BJJ is the same.

If you want to die, take someone down and choke him out while his friends stab you

act like a pussy. that is how you can make a daddy issues girl leave you. if you just keep treating her like a piece of shit and that you have all the answers and you're amazing she will be your pet for life.

Yep, and Edmund is much more likely to go full war machine on her then he is Sup Forums beta faggot

That's why you don't pick fights with guys crew if you are alone idiot

>only allowed to kick with foot

not even tae kwon do and traditional karate are this retarded

>People pick fights

Oh ok, you should be explaining that to everyguy who ever gets into a fight and didn't want to be in it

>Just tell him you're not interested in fighting bro, works every time ;)

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>le best jab in mma man

Don't go drinking alone, don't go into bad neighborhoods alone, there 90% of situations solved

What did Cruz mean by this?
Is he to intelligent for the fight game?

My interpretation of his stance is he's trying to signal to his high IQ audience that he's not losing, he's simply playing the long game. Playing 4D Chess while Garbrandt and the rest are still on Checkers. If you look at Cruz's career and the bantamweight division, there was nobody else to fight next but punished Dillashaw (who the fuck would want to fight that monster after the Lineker fight?) who isn't even a draw and Cruz already razor-thin decisioned. It would be a terrible business an career move for Cruz to go for Dillashaw again, especially while Dillashaw is still in his athletic prime and hasn't been through any wars.

If you look at the dynamics of the division, Dillashaw would have been up right after Garbrandt on very short turnaround given how little damage he took in his fight. Cruz saw an opportunity to dodge Dillashaw and make another feud to replace his one against Faber (which is what made him the most money and gave him the most notoriety of his career of any other fight/series of fights combined). So he decided to lose to Garbrandt. A brave and risky move, but a brilliant strategy nonetheless. Now the bantamweight division looks deeper and has a new star, especially one with a low enough IQ to think he won the fight and to try and find other money fights against post USADA post McGregor Aldo who could get insta-heemed by Garbrandt given how bad he's looked recently and in his last fight against the natural strawweight midget Edgar, meaning Garbrandt's name could rise and become a money fight that most fans think would be difficult for Cruz given that he's already "lost" to him, but Cruz knows is a walk in the park skill-wise and stylistically.

tl;dr If there's anything we've learned about Cruz through his career it's that he's a genius in every aspect related to fighting, whether it be the skill, talent, business, tactics, or strategy. Fear his return.

espn.com/mma/story/_/id/18447661/mark-hunt-files-civil-suit-ufc-dana-white-brock-lesnar-relation-ufc-200-fight

youre right but shit happens. dont wrestle someone when shit happens.

bravo, what a superb analysis my friend. I always laugh when I see the idiotic brainlets here trying to delegitimize cruz

plausible, cruz is a genius after all

>Jacare having second thoughts about fighting Tim Boetsch

kek, dummy should have waited

Diaz threw the 2nd so guarantee a 3rd

Holla

wew lads

when did this get added? I am anticipating spice

Will Silly Dilly sleep garbage ? I think so

the barbarian is gonna heem jacare's ayylium head off

source?

>these matchups

rip brits except maybe askham

who was that fighter a few months ago who stepped in on short notice against a high ranked guy and got beat real bad standing but kept fighting back and coming forward and actually did ok in the first two rounds and people kept comparing him to the diaz bros

i think he was from texas and in a lighter weight class

anyone know who im talking about?

am i a casual if i don't know any of these

Breese and Diakiese will both be favoured. Askham and Scott are both Brits. Edwards/Luque is a toss up IMO.

bamgbose is shit and breese is a decent grappler

If you are in this thread you are a casual

how was diakese vs perez. he looked bad to me vs that short notice pole in his first ufc fight.

Only nerds watch the undercards anyway.

twitter.com/GamebredFighter/status/818960414310600704?ref_src=twsrc^tfw

horhay is MY BOY

Why is the wimmenz fight headlining over cowboy and masvidal? WMMA can't be popular again cos they're all either too ugly or not consistent enough.

>Brandon swab

Shit Masvidal browses /heem/>

usatmmajunkie.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/mark-hunt-vs-zuffa-brock-lesnar-dana-white.pdf

you lads reading this? most interesting case ive read in years

It's a disgrace that >wmma is headlining so we don't get Masvidal Cowboy 5 rounds fucking shit joke sport fuck you ari emanuel cunt ill personally heem you

Whats his case and how is it different to anyone else who lost against a roider?

He struggled a bit off his back when taken down but won the fight with takedowns of his own. Didn't think he looked too bad vs Sajewski, just got overexcited early on. He is still very young so should improve quickly.

Is Brandon Swab a good fighter?

>that cut

Holy shit, was that from the Rothwell fight?

Read the first couple pages, can not wait to see how this plays out lad
Really rooting for Hunt

Imagine if they settle the suit quickly, give him a decent payout and he KO's Overeem and rides into the sunset...

Its from the Arlovski fight you casual

kek

Don't you have enough Cerrone yet ? You really need those 2 rounds more ? It probably won't even go to decision after 3rd, so not much difference there between 3 or 5 rounds

Webm me up homeboy

Don't call me names

how many cases have you read?

Why has Hunto suddenly decided to sue now that he has a fight booked? Just to rock the boat for the keks of it?

Women can't fight, they can grapple ok but they can't fight.

casual

Then just go to sleep ? ( I don't know what time of day they fight in Straya) earlier. It's more convenient if the fight that you don't want to watch isn't in the middle of the event

You absolute madman.

They deserve the prestige of headlining and it doesn't make sense from a business perspective either, cowboy would definitely draw more. Events for us are usually on late morning, early afternoon Sunday's so it's pretty comfy tbqh.

>14. HUNT is currently and at all times has been a clean fighter

Hmmm, not entirely positive about that

>UFC retains a disproportionate share of revenue compared to their fighters’ allocation.

jej

>It's a disgrace that >wmma is headlining

The jews at USADA are blackmailing Dana into letting Women headline cards to push their feminist agenda on Western Sports

Its why they had Jon Jones pulled 3 days before UFC 200 when they knew of a violation weeks before

lmao arlovski is on this card too I didn't even realise
what an absolute joke

the denver card is really comfy

Diaz 1, 4, 5.

if they remove him from the fight it will look like they have something against his person, while supporting brock. It's good maneuvering imo

also delet this

Are those the rounds the dirty cunt tried to hit him after the bell?

It's a fox card who gives a shit

let it happen
let it happen

wassup du

What do Americans call flying foxes?

I mean those playground equipments things where you hang on and fly across.

Calendarbro whurr'yat?

I thought you were gonna start calendaring again