CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE: Sir Dan's Quest Edition

CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE: Sir Dan's Quest Edition
(Trying something new from what i usually do in these threads, be sure to check the rules)
RULES:
>when your hp reaches zero it's over
>first dubs each turn gets to decide what our main character will do
>if there is already a winner wait for the next turn to start before posting what you want the main character do do next
>the next turn starts when I post the next picture
>Roll conditions are subject to change (i.e. A winning roll may be dubs one turn, or 3's another turn, etc) be sure check what the winning roll is for each turn
>you may ONLY controll Dan's actions, and they will not always sucseed; so sorry.
THE PLOT:
Dan's mother has finally had enough of Dan's being a NEET. She kickes Dan out of her house, "get a damn job!" She yells. Tough luck for you Dan, what will you do now? Perhaps you should journey to the kingdom's capital and join the king's army? I'm sure many adventures await you there.
>Dan has 10 skill points to start with
>allocate those points in STR, VIT, SPD, or INT and post what you want Dan to do next.
>Dubs decides dan's fate and stats

roll

reroll

rerollerino

reroooooll

Don't know if you are trolling here, bit read the rules more carefully

gaddem put all stats into strength

WINRAR!

>gets dubs
>didn't fill out Dan's stats or give dan a action
You waisted your dubs

Winner

All stats into strength. Dan moons his mother

All stats into speed

run like sonic everywhere you go

head to the capital

Rolling

Winr

This

Put all skill points in strength
Kick in door to mother's house and go back to living in her basement

First Winrar, nice

Dan is a very fast runner. Not as fast as sonic--that guy has 100 SPD, but still pretty fast. On his way to the capital, Dan encounters a troll guarding a bridge he needs to cross. "The toll for crossin' is 5 gold"
>7 decides what dan does next

check again.

run by the troll and steal his gold from his purse as you zoom past

reroll

Cockslap the troll and run across the river before he can get me

Run across the river instead

Use successive quick attack.

okay sweet, logged into my pass
rerolling at speed

Winrar

quickly stick dick in troll with speed

Offer to suck drills dick and swallow load for free passage. Wash down cum with potions.

Fight the troll, EXP is EXP

Seduce the troll

>logged into my pass
>logged into my
>logged into
>logged

Offer to speedily Andy Stix the troll for passage.

Ask troll for job at bridge. Finish turn waiting for half life 3

WINRAR

well meme'd
checked
too bad there was already winrar

Dan is too quick for the clumsy troll and manages to get in several dagger jabs in against the troll. Dan manages to get on top of the troll, and puts his dagger to its neck. The troll drops his club and begs for mercy
>dubs decides what Dan does next

Dance to the troll meanwhile you suck his dick, then you kill him

rerolling for this turn

Shit in the Troll, then you stole his armor

Lick the trolls face as he bleeds to death and quivers in fear

DO IT FUCKING NOW THEN

Cut off trolls dick and wear it as a hat, leave troll to bleed out and continue to capital

Roll

This

Rape him

Roll

This again

Dan should take out his dick and mushroom stamp the troll

Rolling cus I can't think of anything better

Hide the corpse, Go to another direction

rerooooll

Rolling to clean troll spleen with a meme ream and taste the cream dream

Its allways good to have a companion male hin your sexslave

Reroll

Roll

Tie the troll up and throw him in the river

taste the brown rainbow

Cut off trolls arms and legs, cauterize the ends, and wear him as a pet backpack

roll

Show him mercy by throwing him in the river

this, also paint your face with troll blood

ye

Rolling this

This

if it's yellow, deny the fellow
if it's brown, slurp it down

Pickpocket the Troll for money and stuff

dis vun

Cut out trolls eyeballs, keep them in inventory. Taunt troll and leave

Rolling for mercy

This again

rerolling cause doubadoubs don't count

roll

rape it all

finish the troll off, steal the trolls gold and club and run to the kingdom

WINRAR

into the river he goes then

YOU LOGBLOCKING BASTARD

> wasted

Winrar

FUCKING WASTED

rip thread

Dubs replying to dubs replying to dubs

Have faith in the OP

I'm coming back after fap, keep thread alive with bump

He died user
Here is the plot twist
He were the troll all along

Dan kicks the Troll of the bridge and goes on his merry way. Dan is almost to the capital city when a bandit jumps from the bushes and slices at Dan. Its was too late to dodge, but if dan didn't have such quick reflexes he could of gotten hurt worse.
>2 decides Dan's next course of action

Go back and use troll as a boat

wow

Winrar

26 second speedrunning WR

ascend

initiate nigger mode and run away

Amazing Threads Done Quick

Holy shit witnessed

Ask the bandit out on a date.

Dan retreats back to the bridge and orders the troll to be his boat. Afrade of what dan would do to him, the troll agrees. Dan flips of the bandit, but he has still not given up the case.
>0 decides what dan does next

Throws poo poo at the bandit

Dan ask the Troll if he can go faster

This

dan transcends this plane of existence

Reroll

befriend the troll