CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE: Sir Dan's Quest Edition
(Trying something new from what i usually do in these threads, be sure to check the rules)
RULES:
>when your hp reaches zero it's over
>first dubs each turn gets to decide what our main character will do
>if there is already a winner wait for the next turn to start before posting what you want the main character do do next
>the next turn starts when I post the next picture
>Roll conditions are subject to change (i.e. A winning roll may be dubs one turn, or 3's another turn, etc) be sure check what the winning roll is for each turn
>you may ONLY controll Dan's actions, and they will not always sucseed; so sorry.
THE PLOT:
Dan's mother has finally had enough of Dan's being a NEET. She kickes Dan out of her house, "get a damn job!" She yells. Tough luck for you Dan, what will you do now? Perhaps you should journey to the kingdom's capital and join the king's army? I'm sure many adventures await you there.
>Dan has 10 skill points to start with
>allocate those points in STR, VIT, SPD, or INT and post what you want Dan to do next.
>Dubs decides dan's fate and stats
CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE: Sir Dan's Quest Edition
roll
reroll
rerollerino
reroooooll
Don't know if you are trolling here, bit read the rules more carefully
gaddem put all stats into strength
WINRAR!
>gets dubs
>didn't fill out Dan's stats or give dan a action
You waisted your dubs
Winner
All stats into strength. Dan moons his mother
All stats into speed
run like sonic everywhere you go
head to the capital
Rolling
Winr
This
Put all skill points in strength
Kick in door to mother's house and go back to living in her basement
First Winrar, nice
Dan is a very fast runner. Not as fast as sonic--that guy has 100 SPD, but still pretty fast. On his way to the capital, Dan encounters a troll guarding a bridge he needs to cross. "The toll for crossin' is 5 gold"
>7 decides what dan does next
check again.
run by the troll and steal his gold from his purse as you zoom past
reroll
Cockslap the troll and run across the river before he can get me
Run across the river instead
Use successive quick attack.
okay sweet, logged into my pass
rerolling at speed
Winrar
quickly stick dick in troll with speed
Offer to suck drills dick and swallow load for free passage. Wash down cum with potions.
Fight the troll, EXP is EXP
Seduce the troll
>logged into my pass
>logged into my
>logged into
>logged
Offer to speedily Andy Stix the troll for passage.
Ask troll for job at bridge. Finish turn waiting for half life 3
WINRAR
well meme'd
checked
too bad there was already winrar
Dan is too quick for the clumsy troll and manages to get in several dagger jabs in against the troll. Dan manages to get on top of the troll, and puts his dagger to its neck. The troll drops his club and begs for mercy
>dubs decides what Dan does next
Dance to the troll meanwhile you suck his dick, then you kill him
rerolling for this turn
Shit in the Troll, then you stole his armor
Lick the trolls face as he bleeds to death and quivers in fear
DO IT FUCKING NOW THEN
Cut off trolls dick and wear it as a hat, leave troll to bleed out and continue to capital
Roll
This
Rape him
Roll
This again
Dan should take out his dick and mushroom stamp the troll
Rolling cus I can't think of anything better
Hide the corpse, Go to another direction
rerooooll
Rolling to clean troll spleen with a meme ream and taste the cream dream
Its allways good to have a companion male hin your sexslave
Reroll
Roll
Tie the troll up and throw him in the river
taste the brown rainbow
Cut off trolls arms and legs, cauterize the ends, and wear him as a pet backpack
roll
Show him mercy by throwing him in the river
this, also paint your face with troll blood
ye
Rolling this
This
if it's yellow, deny the fellow
if it's brown, slurp it down
Pickpocket the Troll for money and stuff
dis vun
Cut out trolls eyeballs, keep them in inventory. Taunt troll and leave
Rolling for mercy
This again
rerolling cause doubadoubs don't count
roll
rape it all
finish the troll off, steal the trolls gold and club and run to the kingdom
WINRAR
into the river he goes then
YOU LOGBLOCKING BASTARD
> wasted
Winrar
FUCKING WASTED
rip thread
Dubs replying to dubs replying to dubs
Have faith in the OP
I'm coming back after fap, keep thread alive with bump
He died user
Here is the plot twist
He were the troll all along
Dan kicks the Troll of the bridge and goes on his merry way. Dan is almost to the capital city when a bandit jumps from the bushes and slices at Dan. Its was too late to dodge, but if dan didn't have such quick reflexes he could of gotten hurt worse.
>2 decides Dan's next course of action
Go back and use troll as a boat
wow
Winrar
26 second speedrunning WR
ascend
initiate nigger mode and run away
Amazing Threads Done Quick
Holy shit witnessed
Ask the bandit out on a date.
Dan retreats back to the bridge and orders the troll to be his boat. Afrade of what dan would do to him, the troll agrees. Dan flips of the bandit, but he has still not given up the case.
>0 decides what dan does next
Throws poo poo at the bandit
Dan ask the Troll if he can go faster
This
dan transcends this plane of existence
Reroll
befriend the troll