Taking bitch to Pho restaurant tomorrow

Taking bitch to Pho restaurant tomorrow.
I've never had it bit it's always looked and sounded amazing.
I love my meats and vegetables. As well as noodles.
Don't care for bird meat though.
What should i order Sup Forums?

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>What should i order Sup Forums?
Intelligence.

Vietnamese don't have that.
2nd option?

Everything I dare you.

order brisket and rare beef
word of caution if its a real pho place the menu will have 100+ options, order rare beef and brisket trust me

rare beef and beef tendon

This. Unless you see something that absolutely entices you to order it, get the beef and brisket. They do it way better than American BBQ houses do

pho brisket light on the onions

Just get the combo. It has all the meats.

Or ban mi. The little sandwhiches. So good, if you like crusty bread cutting up the roof of your mouth.

They know what they're talking about

What what about liver n organs? Should I go full oriental and get scraps?
Do they eat testicles like the beaners?

what are you talking about? You're not OP.

Yes I am.

The bird pho with a side order of bird meat.

They have coagulated beef blood. It's kinda strong and weird texture. They also have tripe, which looks cool and is fine to eat.

flank taste great with it too

Brisket, meat balls, and donkey dong.

You can eat around the brisket.

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got pho for dinner, good choice

generally all pho ive gotten is beef parts

if youre feeling adventurous get some tendon to chew on, if not get the one with just normal beef, you will always get the same amount of meat, the different items just change the diversity of the meat

It's pronounced -'F-UH

seriously everybody else is trying to meme you just do what this guy said

So basically get red meat with your Pho?
Lol
Was honestly expecting some nasty referals.
Kinda upset that Cant take pics of balls n kidney pho or something as gross.
You sirs have given me hopw for Sup Forums's cusine preferences.

>I'm uncultured, uneducated and unadventurous
>and only order the basic bitch of dishes
>when I work up enough courage to stray from mcdonald's

McDonalds? Gross.
All about Carls Jr fag.
I bet you get a bean and cheeese from Taco Bell you vanilla fag.

if she is a good looking gook chick, just order whatever she orders

Nah she a skinny ass blonde white bitch. But she cute af.

>Carls Jr fag
Never had that from carls jr, , is it regional?

>I bet you get a bean and cheeese from Taco Bell you vanilla fag.
Choco tacos are vanilla inside, so bite me, fgt.

meatballs, tripe that's all that might be weird to you. or you can pussy out whatever you like.

Trust me, get the blood chunks and tripe.

pho is literally just some chopped up veggies and deli meat with hot water poured on it. Literally. a fucking ham sandwich on rye with mustard is more interesting than pho.

Get some beef pho, and spring rolls. And theres this dish with like rice and a grilled pork chop with lots of veggies and delicious sauce, idk what it's called but its top knotch. And get bubble tea. Also tell the waiter "ditty mao" after u order they'll get a laugh.

>pho
>ham


HAHAHAHAHA

Pho is pretty vanilla ro what i hyped it up to be.....

Bet.

just order whatever is the house combo "speciality"..

and speaking of sandwiches, many pho places also make viet style sandwiches, buy one also and split it. and some boba / bubble tea or thai iced tea, and its a good meal

wtf is carls jr fuckin americans you fat fucks with your fast food try making food for once

>food should be kinky

What is this, 2007?

Please cite your sources

>All about Carls Jr fag.
Who can fuck up a mushroom swiss burger and make it taste not like mushrooms? Carl's Jr. can!

I had one once, must have been canned mushroom good. So gross.

goop

DON'T FUCK TALK SHIT ABOUT CARLS JR
god damn phofag reddit hipster tryhards get the fuck outta here and back to /r/fagfood or whatever

gra/ndxxxa/uto.com enjoy

>likes stuff that's objectively crap
>calls us hipsters

I hope you're being ironic.

Like all over-engineered stuff, they added some kind of god damned spices to the mushroom slop and fucking ruined it.

It was the purity of the mushrooms that makes it. They manage the impossible, to hold off adding bacon to it which stomps on everything it's put on, then fuck up the mushroom sauce anyway.

They're trying for sauteed mushrooms but getting gelatinous mushroom canned dogfood.

i bet they either have no Carls Jr or travel an hour for a Hardees.
Plebs

What a lame thing to be such an elitist about.

Get the flank steak pho if you dont like chicken, extra vegetables. careful with the sauces, hoisin sauce is weird to most people, i like it, take some broth in your spoon and try it before mixing anything into your bowl. get extra limes and basil. thats my shit, I eat pho like 3 time a week.

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the real trick is learning how to eat it

you need the chinese spoon and chopsticks

place the beef basil jalapeno and noodle in the spoon with chopsticks, get the broth, and push into mouth with chopsticks

8.95 for large bowl,

if they dont give you basil and bean sprouts and jalapeno on the side with chopsticks and chinese spoon it is a fake place

Pho is meh, like most 3rd world food. but i'm probably the only faggot ITT who fucking loathes srichacha or however the fuck you spell it. I'll take some Miso udon soup or even egg drop soup over that pho shit any day.

>my 3rd world slop is better than your 3rd world slop

really, nigga?

Nobody cares gook stfu