Sorry, sir. This theatre has a strict 'no singles' policy

>Sorry, sir. This theatre has a strict 'no singles' policy.

Where's Robert? I wanna talk to your manager.

what are you talking about? i've got my gf rite here

*holds up spork*

So doubles is fine? Great, have these.

>tfw could have had a date friday bit have to work

FUCK BEING A NORMIE HOW DO I NEET

TOO BAD I HAVE A NO NIGGERS POLICY, JULES

But if you didn't work then you'd also probably not be eligible for much in the ways of dating

Enjoy your normie paradox

>posts mr. feels
>"normie"
LOL!!

Why don't you in with me then?
We can go out to have a beer after your shift. I will talk to your manager if you want to.
Quite homo

O-o-okay. No problem hehe

*turns 360 and walks away*

uhh 360 degrees you'd be facing the same location.....

>tfw you have to use the backup vape zone

lrn2meme fgt

That mosque is taking up far too little space, racist desu

>tfw you watch your qt gf get hit on and laughing with 3 tall black guys throughout the movie and later take one of their phones like she is giving him her number

:^)

>tfw you bar the doors and shoot up the stupid plebs after watching the latest marvel trash

Fuck life. Jokes on me tho cuz my would-be dates a NEET who loves anime and video games, literally my perfect girl who just broke up with her boyfriend. And I could absolutely get in on that but FUCKING WORK and absolutely no one.can switch with me because ghey all have """"""""""""stuff"""""""""""" to do

you seem like a total faggot, she would never date you loser

>tfw theater released all the theatre day care dogs on the audience at the end of Life of Pets and I'm allergic

Also I think there was some chocolate mousse and M&Ms and shit on the floor, don't think dogs are allowed to eat that stuff. Kinda negligent on their part.

Just don't go, who cares, you exist in this earth to try and feel positive sensations as often as possible for all you know. Just go for it you coward

>Tfw didn't act on the starbucks qt's blatant flirting tonight

I am no better mind you

Permavirgin being this mad because someone with an actual chance is missing out

Sorry you failed your penis inspection but don't blame it on me faget

Is that moot?

lmao shut the fuck up before you get your wig peeled

...

Is that really the best you can do? No wonder women are repulsed by you.

Is that really the best you can do? No wonder women are repulsed by you.

fuck you bitch and where is the friendly black guy with the pop corn ?

The fuck?

>literally copying my post word for word

Wow and I thought I was pathetic, thanks for making me feel better about myself

go on a date.....
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ANOTHER NIGHT

now watch as I tear you down and push you into that noose you tied last week

>Here you popcorn big guy. No charge for you

Why are there clones behind him?

Sorry lad, I already took them.

You rang bruh?

my nigga

I'm not alone though. I brought my red panda with me

Nice try, my friend!

I want to punch that smug fucking face

>cinema has a "you don't get to bring friends" policy

>tfw I've been stuck in the popcorn pits for 3 weeks now

Send help

Oh, finally. Hey Rob. Can you, like- can you let me in if I pay for two tickets? Just like the old times? I'll swear I'll pass the penis inspection this time.

I just want to see Neon Demon, man.

I'm calling bullshit on you Jules.

Fuck this guy, I'm told there's a no singles policy, so I bring friends, and he tells me I can't.

You all are disappointments
fuck off

>take blind date to kinoplex
>$68.98 for two tickets (a good deal)
>let her pick the seats while I get the snacks
>2 crab cokes and an XL sized trash bag of popcorn
>total comes to $189.49 plus tip but luckily I have a voucher to save 50 cents
>go to find my date
>she picked seats in the third row with all the black people who are being loud
>that's ok at least I got to come inside this time since I have a date
>movie starts black people still won't shut up
>date asks me to say something but I refuse, knowing that its an automatic ban for racism if I do
>date turns out to be the theater shooter tonight
>she makes sure to shoot me first
>miss the ending because the theater doctor is tending to me
>drive date home
>she told me to never call her again but shook my hand

It was a good time