So you're in the club and this guy slaps your gf's ass. What do you do?

So you're in the club and this guy slaps your gf's ass. What do you do?
Oh yeah, he's 6'3" 250 pounds

shoot him in the dick

pull put my silenced fn p90 and drop that bitch from the back

Follow him home and see where he works. Break in and drug is protein power with copious amounts of synthetic estrogen. Put more cream based estrogen into his lotion and body wash. Continue this forever.

I'm 6 5"

Trick question. Everyone on Sup Forums is a kissless virgin shut-in. Thus, no club and no gf.

Punch the cunt right in the throat.

Call the police and tell them I saw him slinging coke. He won't stand a chance.

Pull out of my daughter

Yell at him for slapping my little sisters ass, what a fucking pervert.

run around him, till he falls down. then shit on his face

Realistically?

Ignore him and move to a different area in the club. If he does it again, call the bouncers.

lel

cuck

t. 160lbs virgin

>being civilized is being a cuck
trailer trash detected

Get down on my back, open my legs and tell that motherfucker to get the fuck in my guard

>profit

He's trying to fuck your girl, not you

I don't have gf

I would wonder how I ended up inside a slab of wood.

And I would take my gf's donkey to the vet.

>Sup Forums
>going to club
>having gf

are you even tryin ?

I do own a gun

Who is this guy anyway anyone has his social media ?

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Have him arrested for sexual assault.

>shooting a gun inside a club
lel

Would throw chicken wings at him.

Pics with ts

i feel like people are paid to post this stupid shit on Sup Forums

Wonder why he swatted the air near me

And 450 lbs. Or 150.

Low kick. If he starts shit, shoot his ass cause I ain't tryna get fucked up.

Is it true?
Watches at 0 $?

shoot that nigga because im a rich kid with a glock

I'd give him a complimentary one way ticket to dick kick city

I'm 6'3" and about 250. sounds like a fair fight.

see

lol, Sup Forums is probably the most retarded place to advertise watches ever.
Step your game up faggot

see

Brilliant!

Is that Adrian Peterson?

Don't think so

First off, I do not go to 'da club' anymore. I'm past that part of my life. Secondly, my gf is completely loyal and subservient to me. Not worries there. Third, if this moron did slap her ass I would just pull my .45 and put two in his head.

I submit to the bull

that takes waaaaaaay too long, pussy. you gotta go to med school to become a plastic surgeon. then save up and make an O.R. in your basement.
Then get a job at a zoo. then steal a tranquilizer and shoot him with it. then take him to your O.R. and give him implants and a dick-o-vag-o-plasty, and then return him home while he still sleeps. amatuers....

civilized?
no, that's called being a pussy. in a civil society, when someone crosses the line, civilized people remind those who cross the line that they need to be civil. usually, this is by force because the type of people who go around slapping ass don't respond otherwise.

Welcome to Sup Forums newfriend

Who goes to the club with their gf? that's just retarded.

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weight lifters can't fight for shit. just knock him out cold.

>usually, this is by force
trailer trash detected

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how the fuck do you think civilization was formed? by kindness and rainbows?
moron.

This isn't a cringe thread kek

Obviously the only answer is slap his ass back. Then jump on his shoulders and become some sort of ass slapping bro mega-tron.

Meanwhile my gf leaves me in rears.

tears kek

>implying we're forming civilization here
kek

start poking him a kajillion times with a needle all over his muscles and he dies.

i'm watching "the fly" and thinking, if a fly ended up becoming more than equally merged with him, wouldn't all the bacteria in the telepod also be equal parts? he'd end up 99.9999999999% bacteria with some fly and human mixed in.

wut

I'm 6'5" and 245llb

So basically, I bitch slap that nigger back to slavery

Fail. He wears 5 pounds more than you. Instant loss. Weight > Height

I'm a manlet.

Clubs are for fags and trash whores.

well I'm 6'7 and 240 pounds so I'll probably just beat his ass

1 see 2 civilization by definition is when people stopped beating the shit out of each other over food/caves/ass/whatever and started co-operating

not forming, residing in and maintaining, fucktard, read the thread.

although, it is actually in a state of decline. because of all the pussies.

>because of all the pussies
>badass detected

Keep your napoleon complex for yourself, 5 pounds doesn't change anything.

see

Really, you don't say.

>that's the joke

2011 called, they want this meme back.

>when people stopped beating the shit out of each other over food/caves/ass/whatever
1. they haven't
2. those that have have done so and continue to do so under implicit threat of up to capital punishment
>co-operating
working towards the maintenance of an authoritative system to enforce 'order' (with violence by proxy), everything serves that system

this is basic stuff.

who the fuck clubs when they have a GF? lol?

giant open seeping vagina detected

>they haven't
>we only don't because of punishment
>being this autistic

lemme guess, your high school just made you read 1984? kek

>It's time to stop posting
>doesn't stop
kek

>1. trailertrash and third worlders haven't
fixed
>this is basic stuff
yet you still believe chimping out = civilization
lol

lel

you've obviously led a sheltered life. good for you. i hope you'll do ok if you're ever in the shit.

maybe he doesn't live around literate people with all their teeth intact

Let me guess, you run around in faggot clothes pretending to Mad Max, don't you. fucking kek

ignore "doesn't"

no chimping out=human's default setting, and you and i and everyone else in the 'civilized' world are just about a week without infrastructure away from that. but you are fortunate enough to have been insulated from that, or you're in denial about the possibility of this kind of shit happening. good luck, i hope you become aware of the true nature of things someday.

see see see see /thread

>Get chicken and/or watermelon from the bar to distract.
>When he eating, take a chair to the back of his head.

but this is about a guy in a club retard, not your apocalypse fantasy
calm down and read more carefully

>hey guys, guess how many times I've watched Fight Club? I'm like Tyler Durder but you guys just don't get it, I'm way more aware of things

see this, fagtard

muh brain

read the fucking thread, idiot.

see

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stab the nigger with a beer bottle

piss on the corpse

dance hard techno

kek, he's autistic user

>Look around and ensure a bouncer is close by.
>Call him a piece of shit
> As he lumbers over to me, use my fleet footedness to position myself near bouncer.
> Dodge his swing
> Bouncers see and get him kicked out
> Make out with my gf and wink at him as he leaves

I'm OP retard.
People called you trailer trash and you responded with "YEAH BUT IN MY 28 DAYS LATER FANTASY I WIN"

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>Tip fedora

you forgot the finishing move. FINISH HIM

>I'm OP retard
so you're a faggot?

see kek

How could i forget