Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Barron Trump standing there

Wat do?

start a REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE screeching match

Well I definitely wouldn't try to give him a high five

Try to engage him in a high five, pick him up while his mind tries to puzzle out how to react to a high five invitation, carry him to somewhere where he wouldn't be my problem anymore, finish the high five action I've initialized in him and walk away.

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Fuck him in the ass, duh. Next question?

kill him before he transform into a zionist cancer

Pick him up and break his spine over my knee.

start a fidget spinner match against him

why does he get to be so tall

jesus Christ why does Trump let Melania wear those pants. High-wasted pants look good on NOBODY.

Let him play Fallout 4 while I try to Google the Secret Service's phone number to come and get him?

Kid looks like 5'6''-5'8'' at 11 it's insane

sounds like someone has women's clothing in his closet

He's got the long legs of his mother and the long upper body of his dad.

obvious photo shop. but you're fooled.

so tell me has anyone ever bought a product because you were wearing it?

Kid's going to have larger hands than Trump in like 2 years.

Fpbp
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in the photo hes been shopped to over 6ft...but in real life hes ~ 5ft 8in..prolly max out at 6ft 5 inch as an adult

Hey wanna play Warhammer 40k? I have an army top spare.

high-wasted pants aren't womens clothing, they're old man clothing

give him a spanking

Is this some gay knock knock joke or something?

Are you a homosexual?

sure kid. so this is todays attack on a ten year old because you're to much of a child to accept the election results?

What kind of retard are you to think think he's over 6 foot tall? None of these 'shopped' pictures of Barron will make anyone think he's 6'

Kill yourself retard

you would know.

kys you dirty nigger

yawn. KYS the first line of defense when a millennial gets mad.

Nobody would miss him if he went missing, he's kinda like the Trump family's Seven from Married with Children.

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Lead by example you braindead faggot

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but all that money

you wanna trade fidget spinners?

She is probably breast feeding - both. These freaks have some fucked up shit ongoing.

I'd ask him if he wants to play Minecraft with me. I'm always looking for someone to play Minecraft with. Single Player is boring.

eat shit & die retardo

so much butthurt you kids will say anything no matter how retarded it is.
I'm guessing you have never met a real woman.

someone posts photo shopped picture of barron with spinner.
millennials believe its real.

I will ask him what it's like to game in 4k 120fps.

They look good on her, though. Sucks that you have no taste.

somehow in this pic he reminds me of michael cera in "superbad" because people are commenting about his height.

what up, bitch... slap you so fucking hard.

You mean the result that a foreign country meddled with.
Yeah I have a problem accepting them.

>You

what ever you need to make it through the night kid.
does your boyfriend hold you when you cry?

>Do a 360
>Walk away

look,at the butthurt I'm causing.

Good

>retard then you're just walking in the same direction
>wow being this much of a newfag to take the bait
>inb4 summer fags
There, happy?

>autistic child uses a fidget spinner
>oldfag can't believe his eyes and brings up millennials
god do you old losers EVER stop complaining

He's cute. I'll suck him off.

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Newfag

>These freaks have some fucked up shit ongoing.
Nope, none of them have come out as homos or trannies.

But....but he's 11!

look who's talking kid. old? wow that's some skill you got there either that or you're just making wild guesses.
I think everyone can agree its the latter.
if you take your head out of your ass long enough you would see the spinner is a popular toy, not a sign of autism.
sucks when you have to attack a child because of his father.
but that's your league kid.

Doesn't matter.

Be glad I have him locked up on a boat because I did my research and know he can't swim like a dolphin.

That means you still have a year before he gets too old.

He's freakin cute, isn't he? Just imagine his soft little ass and pink butthole? Ymmmm....

wow u really got me haha epic

Faggot this is /b get your queer dick guzzling ass to lgbt or some other gay shit you fucking piece of shit

Is it true?
Watches at 0 $?

Okay you win.

Having these idiots actually running the most powerful nation on earth is one of the most legitimately frightening things that I can imagine. We are doomed. Gg, everyone, and fuck you to death, trump supporters. Really. Fuck you and your shitty parents in the worst possible way. I truly hope you die first.

delicious tears.

Why thank you, this food could use some salt.

Everyone with eyes and a dick knows.

didn't you hear? the world is doomed because Hillary lost.

hows the vag these days?

force him to host an ama on Sup Forums

Oh really, it seems as fucked as it always was to me.
Different clown, same circus.

then why are you crying?

I'm not, I was initially making fun of the person who was crying about Trump winning.
Someone reacted with a hyperbolic question and I replied in a flippant manner.
Where do I cry?

Find Melania and fuck her like when she was a dirty Russian street whore.

yawn.

Okay then.

Rev up my beyblade

yawn

Was?

Put him in front of whatever that anime he said he really likes is and call the cops, explaining I have no idea how he got here but if someone could pick him up before I get murdered it would be pretty rad.

can someone tell me what model of new balances these are?

kek

>Barron thread
>No one posts fidget spinner