"So, what made you decide to join the Legion, user?"

>"So, what made you decide to join the Legion, user?"

Stormcloaks are cunts.

Would be best if it werent for the elves. Can we just kill the aldmeri dominion after we take over skyrim?

So the thing is i got arrestedt just by standing near some stormcloaks and where i come from only niggers get arrested and i certainly dont wanna be a nigger so what choice did i have?

You're from Hammerfell?

I'm really into being the Aldmeri Dominion's bitch and tickling the asshole of people who try to execute me

Nahh

High Rock born and raised spend in a dungeon most of my days

Ave true to caesar...oh wait

I kinda wanted to wear a skirt, but was afraid to be called a bitch.

Rip notgets

Stormcloaks hated me because I was Redguard and all the Nord women wanted my BBC

I didn't chose the imperial life

The imperial life chose me.

...

Fucking Imperials!!
Skyrim belongs to the Nords!

Always imperial, always the jews.

>stormclock is WE WUZ tier

why wouldn't someone want to cuck a rebellion and then some elves later?
>lead ulfric outside windhelm
>carefully position myself
>shout him off the bridge
"Here, Legate, use my sword"

dawnguard > imperials > companions >blades
prove me wrong.
>if you didn't know these are fighter factions

I have a fetish where elves fuck my wife while I have a summoned daedric sword to my throat so I am forced to watch. I can't let the Stormcloaks ruin my dream

The real irony is that high elves are the master race, the whites of tamriel.
They boast physical power, magic aptitude and are very intelligent as well as sophisticated and civilised. They want to pull a hitler and genocide the weaker races as the other races are savages preventing the aldmeri from advancing (waking up from the gods dream)

That said I always play as a female redguard with mods and get GOLDENED.COM by lesbian high elves.

>implying that elves aren't small dicked and that their womyns don't belong to the races of man
elves can be likened to asians
>too many different species to not just call them "Mer"
>probably more intelligent than men (represented by their magickal potential)

also
>implying mages are the best way to play skyrim

next play through I'm siding with the forsworn, fuck the silver bloods

>wielding a weapon
Vs
>being a weapon

Don't you have a frozen cabbage patch to tend to Halmar?

If you look in the snow sometimes you can find fresh prince

Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll

>tfw want to become stormcloak
>tfw ethnic imperial

First they came for the dark elves...

BECAUSE THE WOLF COAT ARMOR IS UNOBTAINABLE ANYWAY

I joined up to see the world. Unfortunately all I've seen is this frozen hell.

its what they all say, "to see the world". Never thought i would see more then i bargained for though.

>wielding a weapon that has its own reserve of magicka that already does your spell for you and can be upgraded beyond said spell depending on enchanting skill
you were saying, Ancano?

>Implying orcs aren't the niggers of Tamriel
>Implying the Aldmeri Dominion isn't pushing a multiculti agenda of orc bbc

>being such a barbarian that you need a pointed stick to do the magic for you
>being so weak that you cant even use high end spells or have 0% reduction cost for magiks

Go prep your wife for receiving curved swords Radvir.

>Argues for using magic, threatens with swords
Welly welly welly well

kill yourself imperial scum knee growth

Can you actually do this? I wanted to but they shot at me on sight.

> Arguing which is better
> Not skilled enough to use both
Spellswords are the masters of combat. We're like the jedi/sith of Tamriel.

The Child Adoption Letter would always glitch out and crash my game, new save or not, mods or no mods (Xbox one Skyrim SE) so it completely destroyed the game for me.

Tried to look around for a solution but no one really seems interested in trying to patch it so.... Guess I will never enjoy Skyrim

take the note from the guy in markarth after the guy stabs the woman