What's in the box Sup Forums?

what's in the box Sup Forums?

a finger

a dick

A dragon dildo.

Another box.

close but not quite there

A dragon fleshlight?

An X-Box One X box on one X-Box One

Holy fuck, is it a dragon?

Kathy griffins head

Oh.

How were we supposed to guess it was a box of sentient claustrophobic razorblades bent on escaping their confinement?

An embarrassing photo from the christmas party?

Another box

I chuckled.

nope, still not quite right

The suspense is tearing my asshole asunder OP.

your dick?

...

U ok

a sheath xd

A human hand, or remain, etc..

My asshole is puckered

The red tissue paper is a nice touch for discreet packaging.

It's a loaf of bread

Clown luncheon meat

wine bottle

gwyneth paltrow's head.

A sense of purpose maybe?

Why is it op?

Another box and/or who fucking cares mongo

Regular ol' dildo

nope, it's a large rex

not a dragon dildo, it's a dog dildo

cunt forgot picture

A dido that cums?

...

Doubly checked, I was referring to dragon as the brand. Nice dildo. Already have cum lube for it?

>>/out/ why can't I get this to work?

post pic of dildo in ass with timestamp

GO!

if it comes with a cumtube it comes with a bottle of lube

this was a flop that i think was supposed to have a suction cup, still sticks to smooth surfaces though