Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Barron Trump standing there

Wat do???

Enjoy him.

Tell him to hold the camera while Melina, Ivanka and I hold a "Cabinet" meeting.

slowly take of his shirt and pants
then fondle his balls

Feed him to the lions I said feed him to the lions.

Let him play some games while calling the police.

Tell him that his dad is the reason he is unhappy all of the time.

He's autistic. So you rape children with special needs? KYS.

Ask for nudes of his sister

Suck his pecker

Whatever he tells me to do. He's the expert

absorb his cyber skills

Recreate this photo with him

Give him a flash drive and instruct him to get daddy's tax forms and Russian piss videos.

Barron's Twitter is great, he's been getting into Anime recently,

!But...but he's 11!

I only do it because I have special needs too. Don't condemn me for my fetish. I just want to edge a boy over and over until he can't take it anymore and drips cum.

Even better!

Doesn't work if I never walk out of my bedroom
Kek good luck kid

Take him to the basement
Throw him in the pit I made
Yell 'It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again'
Profit

Well I say that's valid.

Show him pic related.
Watch him shit himself over foam and corn syrup.

KEK

You so funny

Making fun of kids? Fucking sad

there is so much fan art of him, its pretty adorable how he retweets it

play with his fidget spinner

Call the Don. "Get you're son dude. He came over again." Profit

stand too

autism.intensifies :v

He's the expert, I let him choose wat to do first.

I'd like to put my tweeter in his ass, ya feel me

Kick his ass out of my house. What the fuck is wrong with autist? You can't just go in someone's place uninvited.

> you're

top zozzle

Welcome to facebook... I mean Sup Forums.

Well, he IS autistic...

Chill and play some vidya

Talk to the kid and hangout he seems cool

...

My pecker. His ass. Shadalay

Thanks for pointing that out. My life is complete now.

play monopoly

Can't believe I just did that. Sup Forums is ruining me.

>he seems cool
No he doesn't. He has never done anything remotely cool. He seems like an autistic coddled baby.

Fuck Barron. Fuck the Donald. Fuck the whole Trump criminal family

Install Minecraft and order a pizza

Shove my little pecker in his retard ass

Can someone photoshop this kid into the cover for the show on Netflix called "Touch" with Kiefer Sutherland?

Ask him for a small business loan of one million dollars.

cordially unwrap

Lord trump this is highly irregular, our meeting for world domination isnt scheduled for another week. We could get caught and the plan be ruined. How ever since you are here to what do i owe the pleasure

Are you actually retarded? If you actually think that's him, die

Insert my boner into his boner garage

ask him if he wants to play with my fidget spinner

Rape him with my big fat pecker

Is he....dare I say it.... our guy?

>deemon won mirron dolorahs

I'd like to put my dare into his guy, ya feel me

What I'm trying to say is id like to give him a good shitpiping

Corn his hole

Rev up my beyblade

Jack off to a picture of him mom and jizz on it. Then I make eye contact.

Kick his ass back to the shadow realm

still your prez :)

>rek his ass in Injustice 2.
>Laugh when he cries like a little girl
>drop kick his autistic ass out the front door.

Do people here actually think that twitter is real?

He's a kid and seems well-behaved

And they call Barron autistic

give him my finger spinner toy

Kek

What are you getting at?

...

no shit :)
you retarded fucking faggot :)

I feel sorry for him. He seems like a normal and nice kid. He loves his dad and has to see his dad become a joke and disgrace to our country. He has to watch his dad become a blight and laughing stock in our nation's history.

And that is "cool" how? That's the opposite of cool.

He's too young to realize it now. He's also probably autistic and is too preoccupied with minecraft to care even if he knew.

He's a nice kid. Rest of his family is scum, though.

Underrated post

get my baseball bat and go to town

yeah still the first president to be impeached within the first year of presidency

This.
His just a boring autist, he will inherit billions and still just sit inside playing Minecraft.

Stupid fucking question.

Still ur prez :-)

that's a good fucking life.

What do you know that makes you an expert, anyway?

Sure thing bro :^)

Make arrangements with his family for them to come and pick him up. I'm definitely no fan of trump, but I'm not a monster either.

Give up on your little fantasy. It wont happen.

On top of it not happening, you wont even get the IG report, which is what impeachment would be based off of, until near the end of his second term. From first contact to impeachment, it took a little over 6.5 years for Clinton to be impeached by the House

Keep telling yourself that autismo

I'm guessing mommy and daddy aren't gonna leave you alot of money based on your reaction? :3

>THIS

>I play Minecraft a lot and am offended
And
>:3
KYS

Am I getting to you ? :^)

No, its not.

I'd bet things move faster when factions of your own party dislike you too. Good luck with that second term election, by the way.

based on experts and parents that have autistic kids. it's not perfect but there is plausibility.

I've already won :-)

>He hasn't seen Melonpan enjoying himself

potential trap material

You think that because you are also autistic

Things are moving faster than I would've guessed.Even when TRump was just campaigning for primaries, I could smell the corruption and treason through all his lies. While his minions were drinking the kool-aid, there would already be some shady dealings going down and it was only a matter of time. This is Jonestown x100. The ship is starting to sink and the deplorables have become the delusionals. This has become just too interesting.

>google melonpan
>cringe

I bet you think "filthy frank" is pretty funny too

He just needs to be groomed.