Here's your popcorn, sir

Here's your popcorn, sir.

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thanks! can i pay with this dubs?

Popcorn? Oh haha you misheard... I said I want your "hot cunt"

WHERE THE FUCK IS JAMAL YOU COALBURNING SLUT.

Uhhh._. Thanks, um heres a tip, umm my girlfriends just on her way... Here, um maybe uhh we can see, whatcha doing later? Um ok byyyyeee

>"thanks you too'
>manually walk away

>mfw I got that popcorn for free by taking an empty popcorn bucket out of the trash and asking for a refill

There the FUCK IS JAMAL?
MY GIRLFRIEND NEEDS TO SEE HIM

That's not a small popcorn and soda! I asked for a SMALL...there is no way those are small.

I know you don't work here, untie Jamal and we can all walk away from this.

His name is Robert, you racist retards.

>"sir"
Nope. Women don't call men that anymore. Even while working in the service field.
Back in my day, that shit was customary.

That's his slave name

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>T-t-thanks....as im about to grab the bucket I think about holding her hand..I am flooded by images of a life I never had and probably never will...I bet she gets compliments and goes on dates all the time with chads....I can feel the warmth of the popcorn and I imagine its her breath on my neck as she whispers :"we are having a girl".....shopping around for user Jr little sister.....We take them to the movies and I watch their little faces lit just like mine when I was their age and magic was real, they ask me how I met mom and I tell them the story of a lonenly man and a cute girl handing me popcorn, I would tell them how I had the courage to ask her out even tho she doesnt know me, then my surprise when she said "yes" and from that day we went to the movies together all the time....then I hear the soda machine flushing me back to reality.....my mouth starts to move....I just grab the popcorn and nod, give a kind smile and make my way into the dark theater once again, I dont look back and move onto my next scene.

Hi Stacey, where is Robert? Also why are you not wearing your hijab?

Better question is, why is she wearing a cap indoors?
Where are your Männern cunt?

Did you cut a hole in the bottom like I asked?

Is that Tara Long?

I need the original

>$5 for small
>$6.50 for extra large

Why the fuck would you waste your money with a small? Get the biggest size and use the free refill on your way out. Otherwise you really are a chump.

>ordering small
are gonna order the cock you're gonna suck, too?
faggot?

or did you already bring one from home?

>or did you already bring one from home?

>bringing in inferior microwaved popcorn and a little can of coke to the theater
Fucking cretins. I get triggered everytime I hear the crack of a soda can 20 minutes into a movie. Just knowing that faggot was waiting for a perfect moment to try and silence the sound and eventually gave up.

He's talking about the massive cock you're going to gobble on when you're done with your little lady small popcorn, you cunt.

>popcorn at the movies
>popcorn at school

do amerifats ever stop eating popcorn?

1. I know he was talking about cock.

2. Fuck you I would never order a small popcorn.

this desu!
Also, do they think we don't hear the fucking microwave running when they make their microwaved popcorn during the trailers?
like WTF!

That's the last time me and my wife's son go to an AMC theater

>stupid jealous eurocuck upset because he's never tasted funeral popcorn in his life.