90's thread. Best decade eva!

90's thread. Best decade eva!

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we had mobile phones in the 90s, i got my first in 94.

>Texting in the 1890's

Are you from the middle east or something?
This

90s were fucking gay and retarded

Very few people did. If you did then you must be old as fuck cause no one got them for kids until the 2000s this I know very well.
Butt hurt much? 80s was great also

God how I miss the 90s.

what a stupid fucking image macro the sms protocol has been around since the fucking 80s

80s was top tier retarded. 90s was fine.

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Any decade where people are carefree kids is bound to be the best decade ever to them.
You're wearing nostalgia goggles user.

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youre full of shit kid im 34 and got my first cellphone when I was in my mid teens

that was almost 20 years ago

The chan in the 90s was awesome, you could feel anonymous forming

>Not posting Uh-Oh
>The fucking bondage guy was called The Punisher
>Dumping his goo on kids
>Wink was the host
>Wink

uw0t?

You forgot the part where you beat your meat

the 90's show, uh-oh. It was fucked.

Back then, I'd just rub it on things.
>the couch
>a shampoo bottle
>teddy bears

>pogs
>pokemon
>bright orange bike

the 90s "I just got home from getting my ass beat the fuck out of me at the playground again" starter pack

Ah, it was Canadian. That's why I hadn't heard of it.
>I do miss Degrassi.

I had a winnie the pooh backpack I would violate and piss on in a fury of wild horny sessions I used to have in my old closet when I was a kid

I really thought you should know that

I must've been in some safe bubble or something; no one got beat up for liking Pokemon back then (you'd actually get beat up for *not* liking Pokemon or at least Digimon). Though there was a lot of verbal bullying going on.
>haw-haw, look at that geeky nerd! He'll never have a girlfriend.
>Now excuse me while I become pregnant at barely 11 years old by this young Chad.

>never obsolete
kek

Yeah, it was canadian, and it was fucked.

Also, dexters lab.

Fucking various teddy bears and other objects is how I learned textures.

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fucking retard doesn't remember what "never obsolete" meant.

You could pay 99 bucks to upgrade after 2 years. You had to register your device and stay subscribed to their desired ISP.

LEGO.

BIG PLASTIC BOXES FILLED WITH LEGO. FUCK MY LIFE THAT SHIT IS LIKE GOLD NOW, SO EXPENSIVE. EVERYONE HAD A BOX OF LEGO, IF ONLY I KNEW, ID BE RICH NOWADAYS. FUCK ALL OF YOU.

I was molested by my Lego.

Used LEGO is very cheap actually.

In the spirit of Summer, let us never forget those hot summer days and the flying needles that made them somewhat unbearable.

>I was molested by my Lego.
Did you also step on it barefoot with your entire body weight?
I know that feel.

That's weak, I used to step on thumbtacks.

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fuck off

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lo siento, senior Chang

Same, loved rubbing it on the leather sofa while watching porn on the tv.
Using my hand didn't feel as good for some reasons.

>Back in my days we had to walk 10 miles, just to get to the school bus that took us to school.
>That's nothing, we lived in a gutter and our dad was so stern, that he made us get up before we even went to bed.
>You guys are pussies, my dad used to kill us every night before we even went to bed, just to show us how harsh life could be.

AOL was faggot tier. would always spam mailboxes with those faggot discs

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I did step on thumbtacks though. And I'm only 25.
Probably stepped on lego too.

25 eh, that explains you not recognizing my Monty Python reference.
I'm only 5 years older than you, yet this makes me feel old.

The joy of dumping a big ass tub of logos on the floor and being entertained for days off that big pile.

I remember being so jealous of kids who had AOL as I only had a no name dialup called Snip...I never got to know that feel of typing in an AOL keyword to get to a website instead of typing in the entire url..

I'm new to english and english culture.

I do like the Monty Python but I don't know every reference yet.

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You've got homework now user, you can't be a proper westerner if you're not religiously into Monty Python.

kino

I think Pogs died out before the N64 Came out. also, definitely before Pokemon Cards were a thing.

I'm Belgian though.

Does that count as western? I don't know anymore.
Troubled times.

I'm danish and I've seen most of their stuff, even the obscure stuff.
But I might be wrong about the westerner thing, it might only be a prerequisite for being a true role-player.

I had a Danish friend once.
I miss her.

Sometimes it's better to just stay anonymous.
You never miss user, user is everybody and nobody.
Sometimes user is a dick and sometimes he's nice.

I used to tickle my dick using a tickle me elmo. I would do it till my dick would throb and dry heave.

>no key lock
>no turbo
>isn't even 5" backwards compatible
Why would anyone ever use that?

Was she an exchange student?

why the fuck is there a turbo button on that thing?
Na just a cool Sup Forumstard.

Oh okay.

Did she died?

>1995
>not having a turbo button

kill yourself.

>why the fuck is there a turbo button on that thing?
So you can press it and slow your processor down, it was a very common feature for a while.

Rich fucks....i only had 16 or some shit.

Thanks captain buzzkill
What's next on your list, explaining how the sign saying "we have large weiners" isn't funny because they are actually selling oversized hotdogs?

The 90s were shit

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