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I've reached the age of 21 and went out to get this. Haven't had any and I have no one to share it with. What do?

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Up the ass, faggot

Nah. That'd be a waste

drink it on the rocks and shitpost like a primadonna.

>that's what I do anyway

never touch another bottle of alcohol for the rest of your life

Jump an a "what is Sup Forums drinking" thread and tell them it's your 21st birthday and you're doing shots. Usually those get rolling later in the day, if you're in murrica which I guess you are if you're drinking that. I'd drink with you but it's 1 PM and I have some stuff to do first.

That's quitter talk

Thats not an absolutely terrible fucking idea. I think I'll do that.

Get a crystal whisky glass and an ice cube and drink yourself into a stupor and then wake up tomorrow with a new lease on life.

20th birthday here lol, I'll join as well after running some errands

I'll join, I fucking love Jack. I'll bring some Cola.

OP here. Fucking hell. We having a party?

Drink it all and make sure to fall asleep flat on your back facing the ceiling.

I get the unmistakable feeling that you don't have my best interests at heart.

get some ginger ale

you wont like like whiskey straight the first time, nobody does

Whiskey mixers POWER RANKINGS

1. Whiskey Ginger
2. Whiskey Sour
3. 7 & 7

power gap

69. Jack & Coke

power gap

900001. Old fashioned

I actually have some ginger ale in the fridge. Didn't think these would go together. I'll try it later.

Old fashioned has Canadian Rye in it so he can't even make it with that.

>He doesn't drink Jack and mountain dew

Pleb

If you take sips of that every now and then, you'll get used to it within weeks

Now why would you want to do this Mr. Alcoholic?

I'm , Only if you are neat Chicago, user.

just drink it with coke homo

Op again. Nope. Central Texas.

Drinking alcohol, how poor are u faggot?

This

>not pouring whiskey down your asshole and let your mates drink down from it

drink it and wake up in jail bro
good times

its the best to do that now and then

Drink alone and watch TV while expecting harmony. Like me

buy some spiced rum a coca-cola instead

Drink it just to get an idea of what it is. Remember that it's not beer and if you're not used to alcohol only 3-4 shots can utterly fuck you up, depending on how big you are and how full your stomach is.
Generally speaking, I don't recommend drinking alone. Drinking with friends on Discord voice chat or something of the sort is fine, but drinking alone is a highway to alcoholism.

If you're not a virgin to whiskey, then pour a cup straight and swallow it. Then drink soda or water for like 30 min then repeat. I'd suggest stopping when it starts having no taste. If not an avid drinker, Mixing a shot or two with a decent amount of the mixer of your choice, and a cup of water between each mixed drink.

Dump it down the drain. That shit is garbage. Go get a Sam Adams.

George Thorogood nails it

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late for the party but:

take a square glass (dunno what it's called), put maybe two ice cubes in it, then pour about a shot's worth (a jigger?) of the Jack in the glass. put on some Coltrane or Miles Davis, or Death Cab For Cutie circa 2000-2004 (YMMV), bonus points if on vinyl. Start taking sips of that thing, savoring it, as if you were taking your sweet time with a girl going all heavy petting and undressing and just working your hands on that sweet thing but not rushing it like a virgin.

After you finish your first glass, congratulations, you a man now, dawg!

Then it's time for boilermakers. While traditionally done using tequila, you can surely use a shot of Jack Daniel's instead. Fill up a pint glass with beer (usually some kind of lager), then drop a shot glass filled with Jack in that thing and when it reaches the bottom, start chugging as if it's an Olympic sport. Great with stouts, too (like Guiness or whatever).

You could have chosen better whiskey, but since you don't have any reference point to compare good whiskey from bad, I say go for it. But you ain't gonna down that whole bottle without dying to take it easy.

Drinking Jack's with coke is a crime

actually it gets you drunk as fuck faster

Throw that shit away and get some good alcohol.

it really isn't, though. Tastes like shit anyway you drink it.

drink straight

it's not since Lemmy drinked it

Personal experience.

Don't. Drink. All. Of. It.

OP drink straight like a man it burns but its the best way

>Amerifags
>Getting drunk at 21
>Meanwhile in Europe we all getting drunk at 15

tfw I couldn't get drunk af anymore when I was your age because alcohol wouldn't do anything serious to me anymore...

Puns

put in freezer first for an hour , pour in glass and swallow fast without tasting
personally i drink shit worse than gasoline but i cant stand this wooden shit

This, google butt chugging

~sage

>serious
Liver damage or bust, amirite.

sad but true

Enjoy feeling like shit all day tomorrow, while everything you try to eat or drink still tastes like Jack.
Just go get some beer- or this post will haunt you.

You don't have to finish the whole bottle at once, you know.

Not really, I just either pass out or manage to control myself, there's no more of doing crazy things...

some races/nations like poles or russians can drink a fuckload without losing health
but not 100% of population is like that , personally i drink 2 liters of vodka weekly

Oh and I can't drink anymore of any alcoholic beverage that contains above 20% of alcohol, i'd just spit it out, whereas before I'd just buy the cheapest vodka and drink it straight out without cuting it with anything...

thats pussy talk

The point of whisky is to drink alone cause you're alone

I'm 31 one and I still love drinking. And still get kndaa crazy sometimes, even tough I too started young. I'm kinda drunk right now, to be honest. I just found the use of the word "serious" funny. I take it you're not a native english speaker. And that's fine, neither am I. Most people aren't.

I know they can. I've seen the fuckers do it.

Fuck, I must be drunk, looking at the spelling there.

I feel you on this shit. I can fucking down vodka, tequila, and rum straight, but JD tastes like somebody added wood ash to shit alcohol.

Becareful. Don't mix Pretzels and Jack Daniels.

Drink it straight and warm from the bottle. The only manly way to do it.

You're good people.

Yeah well, now I just drink socially, and I still like the slight feel that alcohol gives me, and honestly alcohol effects aren't really interesting beyond the ease it gives you to socialise...

Back in the days (when I was 15 to 17) me and my friends would get drunk every friday and saturday out in the street drinking and we'd smash cars, do graffitis, go on some crazy trip to some place we'd seen on the horizon...etc

I'd never do that because of alcohol now...

Yeah I remember when the age went from 16 to 18 though, was already 18 then but it felt sad to know the 16 year old + table of beers would go

I remember passing out on the way home once, got woken up by an lady going to work asking if I was alright lol

these were the days, tfw I'll never feel that again, I think it has something to do with the feeling of being young and drinking, the two of them makes you feel like you're fucking invincible or something...

drink with coke on the side and eat chocolate, pistachios. take small sips

When I go drinking now I feel either an alcoholic or out of place between shallow teens. Back then it felt like alcohol really bonded me with people.

This lol. I passed out on a bus stop floor in a puddle of my own sick. Got woke up at 6am by passing traffic.

Hey, don't drink too often.
Shit can seriously ruin ya life.
Make goals and achieve them.

Do a shot with us.
Also: Happy Birthday!

switch to gentleman jack. five more bucks and ten times better

The best part is that my bike was parked a couple of trees ahead, I was sleeping against a tree, told her I was just tired.
That night I believe I walked into a cows stable to find a phone to call my lost phone.

I once got a friend who was passing out back to his home by insulting in his mother, this would eventually wake him up and he'd follow me to try to beat me up, then he'd pass out a few meters further, I did that like 30 times, and I left him to sleep between 2 cars near his place :)

Yeah I kinda get that same feel, teens all be hyped about alcohol whereas I feel like this gritty old man who's enjoying watching those fools repeating the same mistakes I did...

I know these feels. Back when I was 16 and drinking I felt like I could take on the world after a couple of shots of vodka. We used to get drunk then sneak into construction sites and chill in people's livingrooms and rooftops that hadn't been fully built yet

Now I need to spend a fortune to feel even tipsy and I'd probably be too nervous about getting caught to try stuff like that anymore. Getting old is shitty.

Oh so true, I had a hard hit of depression when I broke up with my first real love after 3 years, did a lot of hard drugs + alcohol then and when I found out how shallow that life was I lost it for a while. I guess it's a good reason I don't feel invincible anymore.

damn this is making me feel so nostalgic :'(

pic of me getting drunk with one of my friend back in the days, as you can see, we were drinking straight from the vodka bottle :^)

Jesus fuck, what comic is this from? Are these somebody's OC's?

>drinking straight from the vodka bottle

kek we did the same
we handled it well for a bunch of teenagers too. whenever we drink vodka straight now we have to fight to keep it down

This, I could down significant amount with ease, no idea why but a sip makes me so nauseated now. Sometimes even throw up.

Same, nowadays, I only do beer, Ricard (french stuff that you mix with water) and wine...

Maybe if I'd force myself to drink some very hard stuff, like Absinth I could get that feel, but I'd have to be in the right mood...

Drink it all, and alone, like the rest of us here.

Cringe.

heh, bro.

this.

sometimes I have it with a bit of cheesecake & carbonated water.

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MOAR!
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Get back in the Kitchen Mom.
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Doing it right.

Well I'm that same guy who did it right, I just don't have pics of that moment when I insulted my friends's mother to get him to follow me :/

They can be made with any whiskey (Tennessee, Bourbon, rye, Canadian, etc.) Really depends on personal taste.

As compensation get a pic of me with a graffiti mask on a stolen kid bicycle while drunk af, pic is from the same era where I'd get drunk and go around town doing shit...