Post the ugliest tits u got... i gotta proof something to a female colleague :^)

post the ugliest tits u got... i gotta proof something to a female colleague :^)

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What do I win?

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does this count?

whats wrong with them?

Dd's

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I think, without diseases, these are hard to beat.

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Maybe not huh

Those look like something salvador dali would paint

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those kinda turn me on
puffy nips

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moar of her?

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I once fucked a bitch like this in her for like 45 minutes, came 3 times. fuck she was hot. she kept begging me for more more more. She was a squirter though

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Hot is the wrong word to use for this.

in her ass*

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My bad. She was willing in the way a slave who said 1 wrong word could get a couple of whipping kind of way.

Wirar here

This is sad because she's pretty attractive really.

the scars

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I raise your tits

kek

Meanwhile, outside Ted Nugent's tour bus...

You think anyone that young is going to a Ted Nugent concert? This is more likely.

Damn, her belly sticks out farther than her titties do

I always hated my tits for being too small but after seeing the shit in this thread I'm beginning to reconsider

That's not a pair of boobs, that's one titty and a tumor

I always hated my tits for being too small but after seeing the shit in this thread I'm beginning to consider suicide

Pics or you're shitposting (tits or gtfo)
Timestamp is a must

Let's see those tits ladies.

Her tits look fine, how you feel about her face is a different matter.

JESUS CHRIST!!! kill it with fucking fire!

You say squirter like it's a bad thing. I love fucking fat sluts like this and feeling them soak the bed as I make them cum over and over again

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Thats a nice rack but need more and goddamnit what are we 9fag take that censor off

If she wasn't that fat her tits would be ok

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squirt = piss

she doesnt trust me enough to send without censor

These are some great milkers. I would feed from these all night

Nope, it doesn't. I know what both taste like.

its Photoshop kek

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A little bit of it is pee, but female ejaculation is a thing.

Wow stop being a pussy and post em betafag

There is not even an argument here, it comes from the bladder, it is piss.

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that reminds of of those fucked-up-looking kids that were born with part of their brains missing...
can't think of their names right now, but there's two of them

i'd hit it

Tfw you realize she is upside down

You're a fucking moron. Learn some anatomy, it's from the skene's glands.

There are none that are full nude

Harlequin babies?

no. they're two sisters.
i believe there are some youtube videos and the parents have a website i think
they're both alive as far as i know too
they dress the kids up in costumes sometimes

Nope...I've tasted both. It's even better when my head is between her thighs and you can't drink it fast enough

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you must be a terrible person

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YES! haha that's them!

Take one now

eh just trust issues in the relationship

It's microcephaly I think

Poor vegetables should be put down, but their mother sounds like a nut

Look on the bright side, neither of them will have the mental capacity to feel bad about being different.

my girlfriends

What are you trying to prove to your female colleague?

They are good but rhen again i need em in the nude

eh they seem 'happy'

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that he loves ugly tits and that Sup Forums would provide his fap material if he uses a convincing story to bait us.

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would you rather have these or a flat chested chick?

Honest question famalam, for research purposes

Well she doesn't to buy bras, just put a sock on each one.

Flat, though some of the big saggy ones look like fun.

GOOD GOD THOSE NEED SOME

They don't have a brain. They have a brain stem that allows them to to perform involuntary actions but that's it.

Wouldn't it be just as easy to have an ugly tits thread then?
I mean people were quick to join the premise.
To be honest I'd get with the owner of those tits and get with someone flat chested as well.
But that might be my 5 year dry spell talking.