Hey Sup Forums rate my cock please

Hey Sup Forums rate my cock please

Stop putting it in the left side of your pants

Insecure/10

Thats a curved dick, id probably an hero now

Thanks for your answers.

You're not a nigger. Could be worse.

It's been a nigger so bad? never meet a real nigger in my life to be honest.

Come to any country in the world, suprisingly there are balck niggers everywhere

very nice cock

7/10
good thickness
cute head
shaven nicely
>try to get rid of curve and youll get an 8

anyone else?

Thank you! another pic for you.

How do i get rid of the curve?

use the boarding technique fool

6/10 good effort son

Thoughts on le peepee Anons

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Rate me, women usually say I have the scariest dick they've ever seen

how fucking big is that?

judging by that gut no attractive woman has ever seen your dick

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22cm long by 18.1 around, I believe.

Sorry friend, I'm very attractive and dress flamboyantly, so my body doesn't matter. I'll keep getting fatter but the only thing women will notice is how fat my cock is

I think I'm in love...

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>fat
>flamboyant
>women

you sure about that 3rd one?

Thanks, here's on of me flaccid, prefer it like that.

Yeah man, why? It must be frustrating knowing that I'm getting laid despite my telly tubby body.
You can have the best physique in the world but you'll never change your unremarkable tallywhacker

Your such a cringy beta.
I aint sleeping well tonight.

Kek. Sleeping alone will do that to ya.

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No your shameless internet bragging does that.
I think you would fit in better on Reddit.

pewdiepie?!?!!?

Great photoshop skills

Its a good shop, but not perfect.

Maybe, but if it's full of insecuro drones like you then I'll avoid it too

It's full of beta males just like you.
Do dont hessitate, they will enjoy your cringe stories.

Nice cock head 8/10

>very attractive
>flamboyantly

M lady

No my nama Jeff

Yes, it's best to leave the stories to me. You can't even spell hesitation, so it's wise that you avoid stories.
> using the term beta as an insult
> upset that he isn't packing and that someone who is manages to get laid
Wew, lad.

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rate pls

Maybe flamboyant was the wrong choice of word...

*teleports behind you*

r8 plz, about 6'

>gets laid

No, manchild

Not much of a rebuke? You low on steam? Sad!

Rate it and my dangly balls

Stop raging already and tell mommy you are beeing ridiculed once more.
Sad!

Yawn. Keep being salty. My dick will keep touching my knee.

>B-but I.. I Do get laid all the time
>You have to believe me

Goddamn, stop beeing such a whiny cunt.

said the salty one.
Stay virgo mate.

I'm on meth, I love the shrinkage of my dick

That shrinkage is permanent or only when high?

Only when high

Here's a rear pic of me pummelling someone. Not quite a virgin, hmm?

Hey, is there an echoe in here?

surely you can't mean inches

Rate

Its bedtime virgin

rate my dong Sup Forums
~6.5 inches

Wtf what kind of dick is that

8,5/10
Would love to see erect

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Nah that's just Sup Forumsullshit
Niggers are what you make of them
On the other hand, your dick looks a bit small.
Be sure to know how to use it.

Well met

I love how you try to make it look less curved by tilting it slightly to the right

Double trouble here.
U mad?

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I may be mad if I hadn't seen that scene before, and if it were actually you. :((

Hi, I have a big cock and want it rated. Thanks.

>rage

>this guys

Um sure? I'm practically screaming

Obviously