Your just a really creepy guy

>your just a really creepy guy

What did she mean by this?

she say crappy in my ear

Why is her face so wide?

it's honestly disturbingly wide

I mean you hook up with a guy on Futura Tinder, he swiped right, yet he wont make you gag on his cock and then make your ass prolapse? And then he talks about forming an intimate connection. That's creepy as fuck.

Come on man, its 2237!

krager, shut up NOW

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>tfw no one to fuck me or want me to fuck them

It's probably because you're a really creepy guy.

You should work on that.

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>your just a really creepy guy
>
>your


Ugh

tfw you will never fall in love with Rooney Mara and then get a divorce with her and let her make fun of you for dating your OS.

I loved this movie

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I actually never got this, why'd she flip out at him?

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That's what she meant. She just meant that when she said it.

i like her in the movie. its a pretty well written part.

she is upset at him because he wont grow up like she did.

I thought it was because he was using Tinder to try and find a long lasting relationship.

She was the one doing that though, told him that she didn't want her to waste his time if he wasn't able to get serious

ROONEY A CUTE

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jonze fucking worked some kind of spell on me in olivia's scene

>cockburn

Just rewatched the scene. He was giving off vibes through the whole date but I think she was just willing to overlook them because she wanted to meet someone (ex. he looked her up online before the date and told her he knew she took a mixology course without prompting, "Fuck being a puppy dog, I want to be a dragon that can rip you in half but wont" shit, etc). By the end when he says that maybe they shouldn't go home together it's because he feel's guilty and doesn't want to hurt her feelings by just using her for sex. She realises that he's not really a candidate for a serious relationship so instantly in her mind all those things she was overlooking earlier come back to paint a portrait of a weird guy. If he had just lied and left in the morning he would just be another asshole, guys she mentions she has experience with (and I guess understands). Theodore is an asshole but he can't even lie to get in her pants which she doesn't understand. Her response is calling him a "creepy dude"

>the hand touch
melted

>tfw nobody to ERP with based off this webm where in ends in steamy kinky sex

>where i am Olivia

I forgot how retarded that movie was.

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Roon Roon is such a qt3.14

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*pomf*

You want me to play Theodore or something?

lol nah, yourself, im not THAT weird

Suck each others dicks somewhere else, faggots!

and let me watch and lick up the cum off you both

Im white but this movie is the first time i understood the meme:

>White people
Numale faget loves his iphone: the movie

>you're a creepy guy
>strg+f "for you"
>0 results

come on Sup Forums you're slipping

It's not wide.
It's Wilde.

She was insecure and upset he wasnt that interested in her so she shat on him as a way to cope and save face

Must've shat on him a lot to save her face
Y'know...
'cause it's wide.

>roon will never belittle and insult me

:3

Gives Sudeikis something to hold on to when he violently face-fucks her.

*braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap*

>your just a really creepy guy
for you

Is creepy the worst a girl can think about you?

yeah just about

She's a whore who is used to being treated as such. He turns her down for sex which never happened before so she resorts to calling him a creep.

Yeah, 'cause there's no chance they're gonna fuck you, and they'll tell all their friends, who tell all their friends, who tell all their friends and basically you're never gonna get laid. It's basically like being fat.

He wanted to be that guy that dumps her after getting his dick wet but was too beta to actually lie and do it. She saw through it and told him to fuck off.

Robust palate, jaw, and cheekbones.

fucking pussy, just nut in her and leave . how is it that hard?

>It's basically like being fat.

You can stop being fat though, people will always think of you as creepy.

Whats cruel is that it means literally nothing. A guy they like can do one thing, a guy they don't like can do the same thing yet one of them is creepy the other is hawt.

olivia>rooney

Welcome to the future.

European and Asian mixture. Eurasian Union. Conquering the stars and leaving the negro's behind.

I have a confession to make.

Here it goes...

I love Her and Tron

Feels good getting that off my chest.

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i really really like this picture can i save it?

they should've made a fucking key for it , without shift key

Go ahead. Spread the word.

Pardon?

i mean for the ' apostrof

great loop

thanks lori

Rooners very qt

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Wow i had a movie crush on this character, she was so heroic, so innocent and so nice.

I just wish she would make part 2 of the Millennium trilogy, "the girls who played with fire", the Noomi Rapace version is so brutal and so violent.

Why were they meeting? Was there something she wanted from him?

She's ugly and strange looking

A signature on the divorce papers.

Buncha slack jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damn sexual tyrannosaur, just like Olivia.

What??? she looks really fine, masterrace without a doubt.

Being this much of a slave to the vaginal jew.

>vaginal jew.
Go back too your containment already

I love this movie.

are you retarded?

Would you suck them toes Sup Forums?

Her jaw is way too wide for a woman. Her face in general is too wide. Her forehead is too big. She might even have a receding hairline.
Without the green eyes she would have 0 attractive features.

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Am I the only one who thought that she was creepy as fuck looking?

A creepy looking coal burner, life unworthy of life.

>Cockburn thread

She looks like a fucking box

>being triggered this much

She has very sexual feet

rooney mara is a mediocre actress with mediocre looks and is only successful because of nepotism

her sister is hotter

THIS IS WHY I COME TO REDDIT

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only after she'd give me a footjob and they're covered in my cum

>tfw jerking off to Olivia

anyone else?

>Olivia Wilde will never force her feet down my face

Can I clean up after you when you're done?

sure gonna need someone to do it

OLIVIA WIIIIIDDEE

what are we gonna do on the blue screen set?

This movie made me sad :(

To this day I don't understand what the word means. The obvious answer would be scary/threatening but that's obviously not what they mean.

What do women mean by this?

I would very much like to cuddle with her