Hello anons of Sup Forums, I have fucked over 3000 different holes and bang all of your mothers regularly. Be honest...

Hello anons of Sup Forums, I have fucked over 3000 different holes and bang all of your mothers regularly. Be honest, how jealous are you all of my looks?

You look gay...not even kidding

Meh. I've seen better

So much retardation in one pic, your head looks like a lump of bread IMO! Fag

It must suck to be that gay

Well yes your mother does suck me!

U look like mother banged your hole

You look that one bouncer at the pub who you think might wanna bang your girl but bangs you in the bathroom instead

If you had so many holes it's because you couldn't please anyone enough to let you repeat on them

Is this from all your time down the shooting range where you overcompensate with a machine gun holding at your cock?

or are those the holes you talking about?

Well not much of a hole left after I drop my payload in your mothers

Don't need a gun user, trained in judo. Could take your pansy ass out with a single finger. Same with your mother

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Fake and gay but I'll humor it with a response. We're both on this site so what does that tell you about your life achievements m8?

I assume this is how you enter then?

I've smashed 3000 times your pussy count boy

Please my friend, I am just that damn good at fucking your mother, pic related, it's the face I make when I nuke your mothers pussy

How can you be real, if your IQ isnt real?

3000 times zero is still zero, m8

FOUND THE MATH NERD

Ignore that fucking troll, he doesn't speak for me as you lesser humans couldn't comprehend my glorious form.

My mom is dead you kinky twit.

Animal holes don't count...

Even better, riding that boney ass all the way to town will give me a good workout!

Alright alright OP, you're the creator of those "umad black boi" threads because you know for a goddamn fact when Stacey left you for Tyrone you couldn't believe it due to your parents raising you to thinking that "All blacks won't amount to anything"

So you now go around trying every 1/10, 2/10 and 3/10 white 'girl' (though i highly doubt it) to try and compensate for the lost of your first love, over emphasizing that it was my mother.

The only pussy you've ever gotten was trash, girls with bucked teeth, or hookers. Sex ain't nothing to brag.

Also your glasses are too small and your clothes make you look like you say "bro" and "haha sweet" unironically.

The best hole for you is a noose.

TL;DR, OP is a massive faggot who lost a gf and needs to khs

>actual nigger

It wasnt Tyrone, it was Chad

All women fall to Chad

You sound buttblasted my man, funnily enough, your mother suffered a similar fate

>How to greentext

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Jesus christ you got me, you got me good. Top quality OP
>Yer mom
I'm extremely hurt oww owie

How about you learn how to put on sunglasses before you talk shit

>trained in judo
Pahahahahahaha. Not even OP but that's fucking cringe of the week for me.

>Doing exercise
Good job in that regard tho.GG

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>short hair
>completely shaven
>Aviator-style sunglasses
>douchebaggy short sleeved shirt

If I were a fag and if I were seeking a job at the nearest gay bar, I would be very jealous. Fortunately for me, I am a straight guy who believes that real men keep their hair, and with that, their pride and image.

Also if you allegedly bang all of our mothers regularly, that means you must travel a couple hundred thousands of kilometers a day. It is scientifically proven that the only guy who is capable of such is Santa Claus, so there's your silly myth busted.

MY

NAME

IS

UNCLE

T-BONE

......how jelly are you of me?

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nah man, think you're just trying to hide the fact that you'd lose that interview to this man-eater

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>3000 different holes
How many goat farms is that?

The whole point of my post's first part was exactly that. If I were gay, then I'd be jealous because he is Gaylord Supreme.

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fuck you, i choked on my saliva from laughing too hard

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Nice comeback faggot..

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I hope you fucked my mom, she's been lonely lately. A little dick might cheer her up.

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Moar of this chick

sorry m8 that is all ..im all out :(

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You'll always have a smaller dick than a black dude though.

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Is it true?
Watches at 0 $?

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but they have feceskin so.....

your glasses look like you stole them... from someone with a smaller head.

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You must be a lesbian because you look like a man

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>be me
>be a browser of Sup Forums, nothing special
>wake up to the smell of pussy
>eat a healthy breakfast of more pussy
>get up and get undressed
>fuck 1200 bitches at once
>i am a god.bam
>stretch my fist into a bitches ass while i ride another
>go to bathroom and fuck 12 bitches as i brush my teeth and comb my hair to give me that lesbian flair
>go on my computer while fucking 4000 bitches while the other bitches suck my dick and makeout with me
>Hello anons of Sup Forums, I have fucked over 3000 different holes and bang all of your mothers regularly. Be honest, how jealous are you all of my looks?
>wait
>get destroyed
>mfw

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