It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.
We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no. Here. Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time Sup Forums will officially come to an end.
"kek u cant do sh*t"
Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.
You're probably all thinking
"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"
There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Moot, Heaven and Hiroyuki here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things disgusting things from your website.
The clock is ticking, gentlemen.
We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget.
- The Leader
Levi Lewis
>"The Leader"
Luis Williams
>" "The Leader" "
Jace Howard
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John Perry
>Bullshit
Tyler Mitchell
Gr8 b8 m8
Jeremiah Turner
bait intensifies
Christian Hill
>seems legit
Julian Howard
>Hacking skills >9gag
Robert Johnson
>9gag >saying sorry >the leader >hacking skills
You guys are fucking snowflakes trying to protect the internet. The internet isn't sweets and giggles
Benjamin Martinez
>implying Anonymous has a leader
Eli Cooper
>We are finished with your child pornography So this pasta is at least 2 years old.
Sebastian Ward
Please user no bully us we will give any amount of trap porn for you to leave us alone
Josiah Perry
Who can say where the road goes Where the day flows, only time And who can say if your love grows As your heart chose, only time
Who can say why your heart sighs As your love flies, only time And who can say why your heart cries When your love lies, only time
Who can say when the roads meet That love might be in your heart And who can say when the day sleeps If the night keeps all your heart Night keeps all your heart
Who can say if your love grows As your heart chose Only time And who can say where the road goes Where the day flows, only time If you unironically replied please go back to whatever shit website you came from. You have to be 18+ and lurk at least 2 years to post on this website.
Oliver Hernandez
that heaven guy is a fucking jerk
Dominic Diaz
It's official I've seen this thread more times than I've seen the Navy Seal copypasta...
(You know the one "what the fuck did you just say to me you little..." that bullshit)
Camden Brown
Who the fuck do you think you are? You are non anonymous, you probably don't even script, and no, HUR DUR HTML does not count. You don't know who you were fucking with when school got out for the summer and you suddenly had nothing to do. I have backtraced your computer and have reported it to the cyber police. How the fuck do you get off calling yourself the leader of an organization you know -LITERALLY- nothing about.
You probably just learned about Sup Forums from the black trenchcoat-clad kid that nobody talks to and decided that it would be a great way to spend your summer. Wrong. Let me give you your first lesson in coding.
10 Stop Posting 20 Lurk more 30 go to 20
Jack Edwards
faggot
Jackson Lopez
...
Tyler Scott
looks like someone unironically replied thinking they were outsmarting le neingag armey, now tell me, plebbitor, which one of those fine gentlemen were you ?
Logan Sanders
>heheeh i saw a yootoob vid on anonymouse >time to h4ck fourchann
Robert Rivera
>t. redditor
Joshua Wilson
...
Ethan Hall
I'd rather kiss Imgur's normie ass than to reply to a troll or some nobody on the internet. In all seriousness it wasn't me.