John wick is coming for yo ass, the fuck you do?

john wick is coming for yo ass, the fuck you do?

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kill myself before he does

who?

Buy him a dog and try to make him my friend.

accept my death

Kill him?

killing me would just save from sudoku anyway, fucking do your worst faggot

Nice fucking try.

>he doesn't know who John Wick is
oh you poor soul.

>He thinks he can kill the Boogyman

Just shoot him in the head with a shotgun. That stupid bullet proof suit won't help him then.

I'd like to say I'd die with a weapon in my hand and with honor or some bullshit, but I'd probably panic and run like a bitch and get shot in the back/head

Ask him what his fucking problem is.

I have the same CRKT, it looks cool and great design but other than for fighting (knife fights are a terrible idea) it's pretty useless

Offer him to shoot his load in my ass. That'll occupy him while I think of an escape plan.

kill his dog

Who are you more afraid of?
Chuck Norris or John Wick?

Hide the pencils.

Hope he doesn't have a gun, try to kill him with a sword.

>try

Pull out my gat and blast a nigga

Motherfucker that's how all this shit started.

/threed

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I go watch a less faggy movie

>he's not seen John Wick

I only carry it as a retention knife for work and stuff, cause I'm too cheap for a clinch pick etc.

I use my Emerson for box opening and shit, I always have it.

>he thinks the mix of 3 gun and Israeli shit JW uses is practical

Vincent from Collateral was a better assassin, JW's plot armor is all that keeps him alive.

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GTFO