john wick is coming for yo ass, the fuck you do?
John wick is coming for yo ass, the fuck you do?
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kill myself before he does
who?
Buy him a dog and try to make him my friend.
accept my death
Kill him?
killing me would just save from sudoku anyway, fucking do your worst faggot
Nice fucking try.
>he doesn't know who John Wick is
oh you poor soul.
>He thinks he can kill the Boogyman
Just shoot him in the head with a shotgun. That stupid bullet proof suit won't help him then.
I'd like to say I'd die with a weapon in my hand and with honor or some bullshit, but I'd probably panic and run like a bitch and get shot in the back/head
Ask him what his fucking problem is.
I have the same CRKT, it looks cool and great design but other than for fighting (knife fights are a terrible idea) it's pretty useless
Offer him to shoot his load in my ass. That'll occupy him while I think of an escape plan.
kill his dog
Who are you more afraid of?
Chuck Norris or John Wick?
Hide the pencils.
Hope he doesn't have a gun, try to kill him with a sword.
>try
Pull out my gat and blast a nigga
Motherfucker that's how all this shit started.
/threed
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I go watch a less faggy movie
>he's not seen John Wick
I only carry it as a retention knife for work and stuff, cause I'm too cheap for a clinch pick etc.
I use my Emerson for box opening and shit, I always have it.
>he thinks the mix of 3 gun and Israeli shit JW uses is practical
Vincent from Collateral was a better assassin, JW's plot armor is all that keeps him alive.
discord.
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GTFO