So the new GTA game was announced, it takes place in the United Kingdom

So the new GTA game was announced, it takes place in the United Kingdom.

What can we expect from a British GTA, Sup Forums?

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rockstar_Games
ca.ign.com/videos/2013/09/20/grand-theft-auto-wont-return-to-london
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rockstar_North
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>the only weapon you can get in the entire game is a cricket bat
>using the knife cheat gets you arrested

I hope the game has realistic demographics so I can shoot all the Muslims, Pakis and Gypos.

no weapons, also if you run over a Muslim you die instead

well have to adjust to driving on the wrong side of the road

Give me sauce.

I want to see if this is true.

I CAN DRIVE PAST MY HOUSE KILLING FUCKING PAKIS AND PUNCHING THE FUCKING LOUD OBNOXIOUS AUSSIE EX-PATS IN EVERY FUCKING PUB!!! YES YES YES

Video games are for losers fuck off to you're containment board you autistic idiot

Islamic terrorism.

>no telly licence
>3 stars

Mission 1: Bin that knife

lol

A bunch of jews and fags walking around

> play as muslim man
> no knives/guns
> your character must pause every few bongs to get down and pray

>carry any weapons at all
>instant 5 stars

driving on the wrong side of the road, hooking people in the gabber m8 instead of shooting all the time... probably a lot like sleeping dogs

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kek

>complete mission
>reward: knife license

doppelkeks

Whipping Whores with Bicycle spokes.

Muzzie protag

>implying you won't be playing as a newly arrived rapefugee
>implying it won't be about culturally enriching evil whities

I AM SO FUCKING EXCITED I GET TO GO FUCKING NUCLEAR ON TOWER HAMLETS DEUS FUCKING VULT!!!!!!!!!

CCTV's all over the place meaning you can never get rid of your Wanted level.

>too young to remember that they've already done this: the thread

Eyes forward and pay attention to your teacher, you little fuckwits

I'm too lazy to add the HUD

No mention of Islamic issues

You're missing the real question OP.

In every GTA you play as a minority or a foreigner ; who will we play in this one ? :^)

>GTA Online is filled with kids throwing sticky bombs and stabbing people
>This is now realistic in GTA VI

You know this is gonna happen

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Game will be banned in the UK.

>try to buy a gun
>you cant
>???
>game over

>game starts in Bradford
>game ends with you having worked your way up to being Mayor of London

Poor dental hygiene.

My only hope is that they get actual English voice actors, not burgers putting on accents. No matter how good your accent is, there's a distinctly different accent every 20 or so miles so unless they've actually loved in England long enough to pick up an accent it just sounds shit

Wow this will be the first time a GTA game will take place in a muslim country

>refugee
>becoming a criminal

well at least its realistic

>get in my motorized rollingham
>pop into the shop for some chocolate globbernaughts
>get attacked by a Muzzie
>pull out my rooty-tooty point-and-shooty
>the bobbies come in and arrest me instead of the Muzzie
>godsavethequeen.jpg.exe

>Not beating the shit out of people with a bike tire

Lead in game will be muzzie
You can customize your prayer rug
This will be so amazing
I hear you will also get a rape room in your flat.

I'm so fucking angry that Niko Bellic's story was ruined by being told in a game with such slapstick casual violence. Niko was an introspective guy who didn't like violence and thought cops were important during the cutscenes, but in play you naturally act like a psychopath.

Such dissonance. The only good game of this style that I can think of was The Godfather, because at least there it made sense to be playing as a casual mass murderer, because the protag actually acted like one.

HOLD ON, IS THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENING?

NEWS SAYS NOTHING.

CITATION NEEDED, OP!

still waiting for gta 5 story mode dlc.
so much left like trevors gun/meth empire.

GTA was invented in England by English guys.

Also the only good game based in London was the Getaway.

youtube.com/watch?v=CyPZz841BQM

I mean you don't HAVE to massacre people in the streets. I certainly didn't do that because the story was so much more entertaining.

I unironically hope for zombies

>GTA was invented in England by English guys.

It was created in Scotland by two Scottish guys.
The Rockstar North office, where they develop GTA, is in Edinburgh.
You are a typical english glory stealing cunt.
Is andy murray also English?
you fucking nonce.

>progress to level 100
>unlock assualt spoon license for 100 thousand pounds
>cant use it until you get a license to hold the spoon
>cant hold the spoon until you get a license to look at the spoon
>a licence to look at the virtual spoon requires a goverment background check and mandatory 7 year waiting period in real life to be cleared for your video game spoon license

see

"oi blud ill fokin' sock u one roight in the gabber if u dont give us the monies you ow, ya cheeky cont"

"oi i hafin' got me fokin moniez from da job centre yet, lad. ill fokin av it next week. i swear on me mum m8"

"ill fokin shank u wid dis here dull bread knife if u dont, ya fokin gay nob end"

I hope They put in that gang of niggers that hang out by the bridge before the rugby pub if you go right out of Camden tube station. One of the cunts tried to rob me when I was sleeping outside offspring

>citation needed

You're about 17 years late, m8

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Theft_Auto:_London,_1969

A woman

I thought OP was talking about GTA 6.

Fuck I'm such a dipshit, I actually got excited there.

>It was created in Scotland by two Scottish guys.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_Houser

>Sam Houser (born 1971)[5] is an English video game producer and developer.[3][6] He is the co-founder and president of Rockstar Games and one of the creative driving forces behind the games in the Grand Theft Auto franchise, being producer since the third game. He is responsible for taking GTA into the 3D-environment era, creating realistic cities under fully 3D-engines and turning the series into huge profits during video gaming's sixth-generation era.

>Dan Houser (born 1974) is an English[2] video game producer as well the co-founder (along with his brother Sam) and vice president of creativity for Rockstar Games.[3] As well as producing video games, Houser is the head writer for Rockstar Games,[4] being the lead for Bully, Red Dead Redemption and Max Payne 3. He has also written, or co-written, almost all of the titles in the Grand Theft Auto series.[4][5]

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Houser

Stupid cunt and to answer your question..

>Is andy murray also English?

Yes.

I thought that their HQ was in Dundee?

op pic is actually the games box art but so what?

Best feature would be to kill muslims
Without question

Gold trophy : don't pay TV Licence for 24 hours and resist at the special forces

It's HQ is New York.

December 1998; 17 years ago
Headquarters New York City, New York, United States
Coordinates 40.725736°N 73.995968°WCoordinates: 40.725736°N 73.995968°W
Key people
Sam Houser
(President)
Dan Houser
(Vice president)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rockstar_Games

GTA was invented in Scotland by Scottish guys you muppet. I seen their office when I visited Edinburgh

Lol

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KNIFE DISPOSAL BINS.

PEOPLE GOING: OI SHIT HES GOTTA KNIFE

Try reading you stupid cunt.

It was invented by English guys, founders of the company who based a subsidiary "Rockstar North" in Scotland.

Stupid fucking SNP shills, you're so dumb.

1. drive by polite disagreements
2. chippies
3. driving on the wrong side of the fucking road
4. bin that dead prostitute
5. naked Kay Burley cameo
6. mug everyone - the cops will arrest anyone who attempts the slightest resistance.
8. pic related - final boss

The game was originally titled Race'n'Chase until Dan and Sam Houser renamed it.[8] It was originally planned to be released on MS-DOS, Windows 95, PlayStation, Sega Saturn and the Nintendo 64. However, it was never released for the two latter consoles. During the development of Grand Theft Auto, many people overseeing the game's progress attempted to halt the development, which led the crew at DMA Design to have to convince them to allow them to continue.[7]
There were specific milestones planned for Grand Theft Auto, none of which were met:[7]
Development begins: 4 April 1995
Complete game design: 31 May 1995
Engine: 3 July 1995
Look and feel: 2 October 1995
First play: 3 January 1996
Alpha: 1 April 1996
End of production: 1 July 1996

You play Achmed, a young immigrant just arrived in Londinistan
Recruited by the government you are tasked with the deportation of whites

>Be me
>Playing GTA VI
>Pick a knife out of a bin
>Instant 6 stars
>Police come
>They have no weapons
>Go to stab copper but he smashes yer gobber in
>WASTED SENPAI INI

long ass queues and a shit ton of pakis

GOD BLESS

B-B-Butter Knives ?

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NOT LONDON Boo hoo no batnz

ca.ign.com/videos/2013/09/20/grand-theft-auto-wont-return-to-london

That's the rockstar games offices AKA take two interactive, who bought out rockstar.
GTA is developed by Rockstar North, whose office is in Edinburgh, Scotland.
Rockstar and Rockstar North are two different developers.

So none of the cops will have guns, only the criminals?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rockstar_North

The first Mafia is better than any GTA in terms of story.

I DIDN'T SAY SENPAI I SAID 'SENPAI' YOU DUMB NIGGER REEEEEEEEEE!!!

GTA London was one of their best DESU.

I think they should do what they did before, place it in the 60's or something, go all OTT Autin Powers/Italian Job/Kray Twins

>Is andy murray also English?
no he's a cunt

[spoiler]but sometimes he's a british cunt[/spoiler]

[spoiler]no jock could ever be English[/spoiler]

AAAH WHAT THE FUCK IT CHANGED IT AGAIN THIS IS NIGGING ME OUT REEEEEEE!!!! F A M NOT SENPAI REEEE!!

so i thought you anglos were fucking with us like your television licence so I had to look this bullshit up
gov.uk/buying-carrying-knives

Banned Knives
>samuri swords
>shuriken
>kasuri-gama
>kyoketsu-shoge
>kusari-fundo -- which isn't even a fucking blade
so basically it sounds like you're prohibited weaboos from getting anything other than body pillows and hentai...

Good reasons for carrying a knife
>the knife is going to be used for religious purposes
>like the kirpan for Sikhs
kek, makes sense, wouldn't want to keep muslims from carrying knives. That would prevent them from fulfilling their religious practice of beheading infidels on the streets..

It's called a wordfilter, Mohammed. Hiroshimoot put them in a while ago and "forgot" to ever remove them.

because they teach about rockstar games at school

A suicide bomber spawning every 15 minutes.

ok SENPAI

paki "youths" boasting about molesting and torturing white little girls

Pretty much just gonna be attacking chavs with knives the whole time.
Not gonna be very realistic if they try and put guns into it. Unless they're like super rare and the cops attack on sight if you have one.
The cops won't have guns either though so you'll probably have to have 4 or 5 stars before they sent in a counter-terrorism unit or something.
Probably gonna be shit.

I hope that you aren't a chav.

We already went through that phase of society, we don't need a revival of it.

Really?

Source please.

It most likley will take place in London and you will be a young upcoming youth with no father figure while you go about your business with your melanin enriched friends.

You have to battle to take over the group of the local rape gang in which you have quotas to fill and then take it london wide to become the top rapist.

>No TV licence - 5 star
>No knife licence - 4 stars
>No rooty-tooty point-and-shooty licence - 3 stars
>No licence licence - 2 stars
>No fork licence - 1 star

Cheats include 'RASICT' to organize and instant SJW protest and to slow down your followers.

ALLAH ACKBAR to instantly clear the area.

DIVERSITY to recruit more rapists to your club and get them better jobs over whitey.

LABOUR to lose all wanted stars and cause unlimited rapes for the next 10years.

DLC content to include Oldham, Brimingham and Rotherham - Take your empire to the next level and conquer the UK.

I hope it won't be some preening millennial gym tosser looking for a bit of cheeky banter and going out for a messy night the lads.

>Implying the game won't put you in the shoes of a Syrian refugee to get that GTA4 vibe back.

BEEEG SLAPPER TITTIES

Mission 1: Suicide bombings

>no knives or weapons available
>no tv because no licence
>if you leave your apartment your character immediately gets beheaded by a gang of muslims enforcing sharia law and spreading cultural diversity
>you can make a cup of tea in your apartment
>you can browse the internet on your phone
>if you express a feeling of frustration with the state of things on facebook the police come and arrest you
>the only way you can progress through the game is insulting other countries on the internet, defending muslims and talking about how great britain is

What you mean 'went through'? Did you cull all the chavs in your area or something?
Still got an infestation where I live.

Why would you not be able to browse the internet on your phone otherwise?
You can do that in GTA 5. How is that relevant to the UK in particular?