Is Nasa on the verge of finding alien life...

>Is Nasa on the verge of finding alien life? Space agency set to reveal its latest discoveries made by Kepler later today.

NASA findings: press release/ stream in 10 minutes (6pm BST/ 1PM ET)

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AYYY

It's nothing.

>dailymail

this

> mfw gooks are aliens

>live in a universe with nigrillions of habitable worlds
>OMG THERE IS LIFE ON ONE OF THESE HABITABLE WORLDS GAZILLIONS OF LIGHT YEARS AWAY SO FASCINATING OMG LE AYY LMAOS OMG OMG

Probably another press release about water on Mars.

>inb4 rediscovering anomalous star/possible dyson swarm
>inb4 rediscovering massive planet on the edge of our solar system
>inb4 discovering water on Mars for the 6 gorillionth time

Fuck NASA.

Fuck you. Being cynic is not cool.

It's starting.

The quality is hue.

It's fucking nothing...

1284 new planets...

ALIEN LIFE IS A COVER-UP
IT IS FABRICATED

NASA ARE BUZZING OVER BACTERIA TO COMETS AND WHATEVER AND THEN ARE GOING TO CLAIM THAT THEY FOUND LIFE IN ORDER TO CONVINCE PEOPLE THAT HUMANS AND EARTH AREN'T UNIQUE AND THAT THE ALMIGHTY GOD DOESN'T EXIST

DESTROY NASA
DESTROY THE BACTERIA

nasa.gov/feature/ames/kepler/briefingmaterials160510

Fucking retarded.

This happens all the time
>NASA claims they found something
>everyone goes "is it aliens?"
>press conference happens
>we found a new chunk of rock, but this chunk of rock is slightly different then the other ones
>people leave disappointed while the media tries to act smart by talking about it for the next week and what it means for humanity

It's a ploy for more funding.

It's just sad that they have to cry wolf all the fucking time to get funding.

These are never anything interesting to the layman.

If they found life Obumbo would be the one announcing it

They found over 1000 exoplanets, kinda interesting

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betteridge's_law_of_headlines

>NASA
>announcing anything interesting ever

honestly fuck nasa. they hype something every 4 months and get people freaking out and then it's always nothing. they're idiots for doing this all the time. you can only cry wolf so many times. nasa is obsolete anyways. they fucked themselves with diversity hiring and government unions. only interesting space shit you'll ever see will come from private companies or other countries.

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I wonder if there are cucks on other planets

space is gay

THIS
PLUS THEY ARE COVERING UP THE FACT THAT THE EARTH IS FLAT
GRAVITY ISN'T REAL, THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED A THEORY, RIGHT?

Why do we never hear anything from Roscosmos?

/thread

Post your best lmaos.

What does that mean? On the verge? You either find it or not.

Lol imagine if they have solved the nigger/jew problem

Do you know how much of a faggot you are?

>OMG SOMETHING THAT'S NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE, EVER. EVIDENCE OF LIFE IN THE UNIVERSE ASIDE FROM ON THIS PLANET, BETTER MAKE FUN OF IT AY LMAO XD FACE

that's cool. leaves more alien pussy for the rest of us.

Oh fuck... NASA has discovered alien rapefugees... We're all getting tentacle raped.

Thanks Merkel.

Wow it's probably just microbes
aka nothing

I bet they found out that black holes have a strong gravitational pull if you get close enough.

Am I the only one that would laugh his ass off if we discovered alien life on other planets, but it turns out that they're just humans as well?

And to make it worse: they're all niggers

what's happening?

the answer may shock you
it's "no"

this

nasa.gov/news/media/newsaudio/index.html

TUNE IN FAGGOTS
IT'S HAPPENING

This is the best

happening

HILLARY CLINTON'S CLIT CONFIRMED AS EXTRA-TERRESTRIC

DUDE

AYY

Living in mud huts.

Whatever happened with the supposed dyson sphere in construction NASA found a while ago?

No, just more jews, except their from space.

The people talking would be far more excited and enthusiastic in his speech if life was found.

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wrong one

They always do this before an announcement.

>It might be aliens!
>It might be water!
>It might be life!

They need to keep public interest.

Nothing, because SETI is incompetent.

no happening sorry guys but its still very interressting, nasa now has proof that pretty much most star systems have a lot of planets in them.
and quite a few of them earth like

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Wait, they didn't have that proof until now?

Oh come on, we all know it's some bullshit like water. Oh fucking amazing right? Oh something like "habbital planet found 2000 billion light years away"

Yes it is, that's why it's spelled cynicool. Fucking Texas get your shit straight

ALIEN LIFE IS SHILL TIER...
You still trust NASA about anything????

not specific enough, now they know that there are around 200 planets with close or the same mass as earth and are in the range of there sun that they should have the same surface temperature as earth.
so around 200 worlds that could easely support life as we know it.
no happening but still interressting if you care about that sort of thing

Which is sad cause they have to cry wolf to get funding in the first place.

Thanks Obama

Around Tabetha's Star, you mean?

This had better be either about the Dyson sphere they found or the lights on that asteroid.

>you will never fuck an alien humanoid

Nothing. What were you hoping though? it's light years away and as far as we're aware a dyson sphere (or at least large scale harnessing of solar energy) is just a POSSIBLE explanation.

nah you can thank nixon and regan for that they killed nasas budget and all the other presidents just continued that shit

>So we like found this microbe
>Alien life

Any important announcement would come from the president, not NASA.

NASA's doing what they're supposed to be doing, finding shit out, and telling people about it.

The fact that some people go apeshit when they schedule a press release is not NASA's fault.

>implying the presidents even have enough power to affect this shit

both of those were clickbait bullshit written by idiots that dont understand shit, nasa never said anything about a dyson spere they have to be more conservative then that even if everyone would be sure of it, they need to look "professional" or they will loose the little funding they have...

It wasn't even dyson sphere, but dyson swarm.
Coincidentally, a dyson swarm would look a lot like rocks floating around the star.

it was there administrations and cabinets , and the new president apoints his cabinet the real power holders, so in a way the president has a little bit of controll

Bro, there's bacteria that poops authentic gold. Imagine the possibilities of space germs.

>Wanting the alien you fuck to be humanoid

It's the 70 year advanced warning to a catastrophic asteroid impact. Mark my words.

>200 potential planets with alien civilizations that can come here and annihilate us

or genetic engineering

Case in point, our government has not been kind to Nasa over the years, I could be hoping along the surface of the moon by now. But no, we have to fuck with sandniggers in the fucking Middle East cause of jews and oil.

>mfw can't see stream

So? Have we found our cosmic brothers yet?

Can we be racist towards them?

if there were then they would have already, the question still stands if there are planets around pretty much every sun then were is all the alien life?
it just dosent make sense that we havent seen or heard anything in the 100 years since we have ben looking into space

You do realize how significant extra terrestrial water discoveries are right? That essentially means we can go there and stay there. Water is nowhere near as portable in space as any other essential resource for life off Earth.

>he fell for the gravity jew
>not believing in intelligent falling

Cuck.

>2016
>Still believing in the space jew

well thats were our lord and savior elon musk comes in^^

If there was space traveling Whites, you think they would waste time by stopping and seeing us?

They are all ready here and they have been here for a long ass time.

Instead of circlejerking about exo planets, sending shitty rovers to Mars and sending out fucking Pluto probes, those fuckers should get off their asses and FINALLY start their fucking Titan/Europa probes.

You know, the probes that have been discussed for at least thirty years and have still not been launched.
The probes that would explore the places MOST LIKELY TO HAVE LIFE IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM if they finally got off the ground.

Fucking cunts without any sense of priority.

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ALIEN GFS WHEN

That's nice. It's increasing my chance to get laid, can't wait for that alien pussy.

yea we are less then 200 years away from propper space travel and colonisation efforts so we are at best a competetor for recorces.

I've suddenly come to a mind-boggling realization.

If we discover a space-faring civilization, we would be seen as the niggers of the universe.

it's probably something that's fairly cool, but inaccessible to average people's interests and definitely not aliens.
A goldilocks-zone world with water or oxygen confirmed would be my guess.

That was an epic video. Does anyone know where the footage actually came from? I've also seen some of astronauts walking through structures on the moon.

has there ever ben a resone why they havent pot more effort for those 2 planets? i mean they are also usefull candidates for potential colonisation, so knowing things about them will be usefull no mather what

8/10 would bang.

>This happens all the time
>>NASA claims they found something
>>everyone goes "is it aliens?"
>>press conference happens
>>we found a new chunk of rock, but this chunk of rock is slightly different then the other ones
>>people leave disappointed while the media tries to act smart by talking about it for the next week and what it means for humanity
>It's a ploy for more funding.

It's not a ploy, it's the press and public reacting to the everyday process of SCIENCE! being discovered.

Everyone outside NASA goes "is it aliens" everytime because that's what people really want out of our space program. The closest NASA has ever come is when they said on a Friday that they were making a major announcement the coming Monday, and that was for the water leaking out of Martian craters. People lost their shit that weekend, too.

>It's just sad that they have to cry wolf all the fucking time to get funding.

They aren't crying wolf, Fritz. They announced and are now having a press conference. Kepler budgets aren't going to have an effect on funding. Jobs in Important States™ are what cause budget increases. This is why the SLS getts increased funding while planetary sciences gets fewer and fewer scraps every year, despite these kind of discoveries.

bitch we are the niggers of space, fucking heirless monkeys man

See now why it is a bad idea to see our brethren from space now.

That would be the only reason they pay attention to us, I doubt they would come and see us out of the kindness of their... whatever they call their hearts.