Sup Forumsro's of the Chan round table. I would like to submit for nomination a new king. My 600lb life's Steven Assanti. He brings the following qualities to the table. >35+ yo and still has parent takes care of him >loves doritos, pizza, and mountain dew >over 600 lbs of pure chan >plays videya all day and night >Jacks off to anime >Raped his younger brother (Wincest) >Has a serious drug problem >Racist >Does Humility Camming to make pizza money >Spends 99% of his life indoors and naked >His tubes is called FatBoyGetDown
All hail the King! His Inauguration Videoyoutu.be /dVnX9lXbxqM
June 16, 2017 - 12:58
Wasn't he on that weight loss show?
June 16, 2017 - 13:00
Yeah he's one of the biggest faggots I've ever seen. In every way
June 16, 2017 - 13:02
To the Kings Glory!!! Scrub the King fair maiden, for his fat roll yeast is ripening, and the peasants are hungry.
June 16, 2017 - 13:02
He raped his brother? No wonder he doesn't like him lel
June 16, 2017 - 13:03
Huge faggot, literally raped his younger brother Justin.
Pic related his Highness had butthole dalliances with.
June 16, 2017 - 13:04
Fuck off steven. Die already.
June 16, 2017 - 13:06
Nope alive and well. His Highness is awaiting at his noble Palace. Awaiting gifts from his loyal subjects
313 Sunnyside St. Houston, TX 77076 Bldg 12 Unit 6
June 16, 2017 - 13:07
Do you not wish to tongue wash the mythical spaces between his highness' leg rolls?
June 16, 2017 - 13:08
Father fetch the king Many pizzas. For he hungers, he needs his energy to violate the prince's Anus.
June 16, 2017 - 13:10
How the fuck did he get so big so fast? The last video I seen of him he was at least walking around and that was just a couple years ago.
How much food do you eat to balloon up that big? I eat a slice of pizza and Im stuffed and cant even look at more food...
June 16, 2017 - 13:12
He also has inclinations to become a trap. Swears he already has the tits for it
June 16, 2017 - 13:14
I aspire to be this kind of guy
June 16, 2017 - 13:14
Theres literally no evidence to back up your statement.
June 16, 2017 - 13:15
A noble aspiration indeed young squire
June 16, 2017 - 13:15
Says who? Why do you think the young prince hates the king so much? Even in the show he admitted to abuse.
June 16, 2017 - 13:16
When they were younger. Now the King only needs to use his own fat roll to satisfy his sexual needs.
June 16, 2017 - 13:18
why hasn`t that leg been lopped off already?
June 16, 2017 - 13:18
Going by the show title,(if he's 600lbs on the dot) if he wanted to lose weight just by sitting on his ass all he has to do is cut his calorie intake.
600 (his weight) X 12 = 7200 (calorie intake daily to maintain his weight)
If he cut 500 calories out of his daily intake, he'd lose a pound a week. If he cut 1000 calories daily, he'd lose 2 pounds a week...
June 16, 2017 - 13:20
How would he even get his probably tiny cock into his brother's lard-surrounded asshole? I call fake.
June 16, 2017 - 13:21
It is the crowning natural glory of the king. WOULD YOU SHAVE THE LIONS MANE? HOBBLE THE HORSES GALLOP? Nay good sirs.
June 16, 2017 - 13:21
They were much younger when the king didn't know the value of his royal seed.
June 16, 2017 - 13:22
Nay sir some foul tiny Iranian wizard is trying to steal the Kings Glory with his gastric magic.
>what happens to foul wizards in Africa
June 16, 2017 - 13:25
he looks like a big pile of pizza dough
June 16, 2017 - 13:30
Ethan Hawks has really let himself go
June 16, 2017 - 13:31
what kind of loli is this? pridw.com
June 16, 2017 - 13:35
He raped his brother? Proof?
June 16, 2017 - 13:45
Go ask him in person 313 Sunnyside St. Houston, TX 77076 Bldg 12 Unit 6
June 16, 2017 - 13:51